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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Put diesel in each and every one of them.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

"WHERE ARE THE OTHER 22?!" - Greta, probably

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Thunberg doing the real work of cutting car emissions.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Roundup Ready posted:

Cardinals proving to blue jays that no matter the color of your feathers, you can still be a total dick hole.

I watched a male Cardinal drop kick a Blue Jay twice his size on my patio once. I was very proud of him.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Bum the Sad posted:

I watched a male Cardinal drop kick a Blue Jay twice his size on my patio once. I was very proud of him.

Aren't all Cardinals male, or did the Catholic church get way more progressive while I wasn't paying attention?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Enos Cabell posted:

Aren't all Cardinals male, or did the Catholic church get way more progressive while I wasn't paying attention?

birds

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



Aren't real.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004



what the hell kind of pope are you?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Genuine lmao

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Enos Cabell posted:

what the hell kind of pope are you?

The Church acknowledges the existence of birds.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Bum the Sad posted:

The Church acknowledges the existence of birds.

Primarily for the purpose of differentiating them from fish for the purposes of consumption during lent.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

CainFortea posted:

Aren't real.

:actually: they suddenly appeared here in 1962:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvEgWINUFc

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

At the same time as Oregon's full service gas law?!

Concerning

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


The same year as the release of :nws: this comic?

Concerning.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED
You know it's bad when the scream is silent.

https://i.imgur.com/vC9cDVc.mp4

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Ok but maybe it was an honest mistake and wasn't exploitativ-



Oooooh

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Ok but maybe it was an honest mistake and wasn't exploitativ-



Oooooh

Zelda game rear end‐costume

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The article has a good "before" photo too.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Baron von Eevl posted:

The article has a good "before" photo too.

holy poo poo lol

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
catenfreude
https://i.imgur.com/eCfrE6B.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/vmVOSAS.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/qh7mKCB.mp4

https://giant.gfycat.com/DirectGrotesqueErmine.mp4

https://giant.gfycat.com/CourageousMeatyBlackbird.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ltQSbeV.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Ljqg2vr.mp4

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/tDHoamu.mp4

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

Incredible

I love how you don't even see the first skier they obliterate at first, just all their gear

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Some say he's still sliding down the mountain knocking down skiers to this day

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Arctic Attack Sisyphus.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Smosh did a "darkest secrets" game on their channel once. Everyone had to post one of their most embarrassing confessions that nobody else knows, with everyone guessing who it belongs to and voting for who they think did it.

When Matt Fox was 10, he was visiting a sledding slope on a camping trip and another kid cut in front of them in line and acted like an rear end in a top hat when told to get back. Matt went "All right, he wants to go down the hill so bad, he can go down the hill" and just shoved him over the side. He remembered hearing a slowly fading rolling thumping noise down the very large hill until silence, followed by a muffled scream out of sight as he had broken his arm during the fall.

His dad ran up demanding to know who pushed his son, and the entire queue just refused to speak up because everyone agreed he was a dick.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



SiKboy posted:

Arctic Attack Sisyphus.
Arctic Slide Sisyphus.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
As a fellow skier, I gotta say I really appreciate a solid yardsale.

chitoryu12 posted:

Smosh did a "darkest secrets" game on their channel once. Everyone had to post one of their most embarrassing confessions that nobody else knows, with everyone guessing who it belongs to and voting for who they think did it.

When Matt Fox was 10, he was visiting a sledding slope on a camping trip and another kid cut in front of them in line and acted like an rear end in a top hat when told to get back. Matt went "All right, he wants to go down the hill so bad, he can go down the hill" and just shoved him over the side. He remembered hearing a slowly fading rolling thumping noise down the very large hill until silence, followed by a muffled scream out of sight as he had broken his arm during the fall.

His dad ran up demanding to know who pushed his son, and the entire queue just refused to speak up because everyone agreed he was a dick.

And they say society can't work together for the common good.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Outrail posted:

As a fellow skier, I gotta say I really appreciate a solid yardsale.

And they say society can't work together for the common good.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_McElroy

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Jesus. The section on his last wife was a loving doozy.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Look at Skidmore on google maps and it all makes sense.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Outrail posted:

Look at Skidmore on google maps and it all makes sense.

I think "Skidmore" says enough

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Skidmost

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This is actually the only known way of escaping the yeti.

E: interesting game. The only winning move is to grief and troll and clown.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jan 5, 2023

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

BlackIronHeart posted:

You know it's bad when the scream is silent.

https://i.imgur.com/vC9cDVc.mp4

no one's "AAAAUUUUH *prbbbt*"ed this yet eh

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


lmao

quote:

Sheriff Estes instructed the assembled group not to get into a direct confrontation with McElroy, but instead seriously consider forming a neighborhood watch program. Estes then drove out of town in his police cruiser

And jesus, as funny as that is that wiki article is just full of horrors.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1611045920799350784

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

e;fb on the tweet

Kern County Fire Department (KCFD) responded to the blaze and was able to put it out in around ten minutes.

“The footage is quite dramatic, and we hope that these individuals are identified quickly,” KCFD Captain Andrew Freeman told KBAK.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

*banjo music plays*

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

marshmallow creep posted:

Jesus. The section on his last wife was a loving doozy.

Wiki posted:

He met his last wife, Trena McCloud (1957–2012), when she was 12 years old and in eighth grade. He raped McCloud repeatedly. The 12-year-old's parents initially opposed the relationship, but after McElroy burned their house down and shot the family dog, they relented and agreed to the marriage.
:catstare:

hawowanlawow posted:

*banjo music plays*

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