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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


a cyborg mug posted:

”…yeah we really only give the first library card out for free but I think you don’t need to pay for this one”
Clearly you're one of their best patrons! (Or you just wound up with one of their worst cards.)

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

...are there grades of library card? Am I missing out on high-level Platinum Patron Perks? I know I'm not necessarily using my library to its utmost potential, but I figured that was on me, not because I was locked out of a higher tier.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
My God, I went to the library constantly when I was a kid in the 70s & 80s, but I can honestly say I have not set foot inside a library since I graduated college in the 90s. Ahhh, actually I take that back. We moved last year, and my new voting location is now at a local library. When I voted in November, the smell hit me like a pie to the face. How do all libraries smell alike? My wife’s home office smells the same way. Must be something about paper…

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I got weirdly into local history and love to go put my face up real close to giant plat maps and smell ancient books in the stacks

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Brawnfire posted:

...are there grades of library card? Am I missing out on high-level Platinum Patron Perks? I know I'm not necessarily using my library to its utmost potential, but I figured that was on me, not because I was locked out of a higher tier.
I meant "worst" as in "shittiest material quality," not "lowest tier". :)

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

drat, I got sort of excited to bump up to first class. I hear they let you take reference books home.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Hirayuki posted:

Clearly you're one of their best patrons! (Or you just wound up with one of their worst cards.)

I did use the hell out of that card, yeah. Fifteen years for a flimsy piece of plastic is pretty OK, I’d say!

Brawnfire posted:

...are there grades of library card? Am I missing out on high-level Platinum Patron Perks? I know I'm not necessarily using my library to its utmost potential, but I figured that was on me, not because I was locked out of a higher tier.

The platinum library card gets you access to the mythical Titty Magazines section. It’s true I heard Tommy over in class 3B said his brother totally saw it once

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
For some reason I always assumed the porno parody Flesh Gordon was cashing in on the fame of the 1980 Flash Gordon film but it actually predated it by six years. It's parodying the 1930s movies.

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Bbgxte4dY

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

a cyborg mug posted:

The platinum library card gets you access to the mythical Titty Magazines section. It’s true I heard Tommy over in class 3B said his brother totally saw it once

my main branch stocks (stocked? is it still a physical magazine?) Playboy, but it's in lockup.

also I like your avatar

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

For some reason I always assumed the porno parody Flesh Gordon was cashing in on the fame of the 1980 Flash Gordon film but it actually predated it by six years. It's parodying the 1930s movies.

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Bbgxte4dY

When I was a kid we were given this movie in place of Flash Gordon at the video store. Fun was had by all

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

For some reason I always assumed the porno parody Flesh Gordon was cashing in on the fame of the 1980 Flash Gordon film but it actually predated it by six years. It's parodying the 1930s movies.

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Bbgxte4dY

Perhaps this is what aroused interest in a revival!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

For some reason I always assumed the porno parody Flesh Gordon was cashing in on the fame of the 1980 Flash Gordon film but it actually predated it by six years. It's parodying the 1930s movies.

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Bbgxte4dY

Wow, that's a hell of a lot of effort just for a porn parody! Was it actually porn, or just smutty?...

... Wikipedia says it was a "sex comedy", initially rated X and then they edited it to get an R rating. So probably not actually porn, then, just some tiddies.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

For some reason I always assumed the porno parody Flesh Gordon was cashing in on the fame of the 1980 Flash Gordon film but it actually predated it by six years. It's parodying the 1930s movies.

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Bbgxte4dY

Oh that's funny, I absolutely would've guessed it came out after the revival as well. I've never seen this one, all the stop motion stuff in the trailer makes it look closer to a "real" movie production than I would've guessed, too.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Hyperlynx posted:

Wow, that's a hell of a lot of effort just for a porn parody! Was it actually porn, or just smutty?...

... Wikipedia says it was a "sex comedy", initially rated X and then they edited it to get an R rating. So probably not actually porn, then, just some tiddies.

It originally had three real sex scenes, removed by censors. There's a hell of a lot of nudity and implied sex in the theatrical release.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Lmao I actually want to see it now because the trailer has me giggling like an idiot. "Ah... my... rear end..." and "I just... want... to see... titties..." rock giant, Prince Robin Hood vying for the Throne of Porno. Toilet bowl portals. "BIG SNIFF. Good! This planet has oxygen!"

loving hilarious

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Taeke posted:

Lmao I actually want to see it now because the trailer has me giggling like an idiot. "Ah... my... rear end..." and "I just... want... to see... titties..." rock giant, Prince Robin Hood vying for the Throne of Porno. Toilet bowl portals. "BIG SNIFF. Good! This planet has oxygen!"

loving hilarious

Craig T. Nelson is the voice of the Great God Porno (the Rock Monster). The movie is a blast.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Captain Hygiene posted:

Oh that's funny, I absolutely would've guessed it came out after the revival as well. I've never seen this one, all the stop motion stuff in the trailer makes it look closer to a "real" movie production than I would've guessed, too.

The imdb trivia page for this film is a hoot

quote:

The producers were plagued with financial difficulties and many of the crew members went unpaid. FX man David Allen was so apprehensive about working on the film that he insisted on being paid cash at the end of each day, but his fellow crew members weren't so lucky. After a series of long delays resulting in unpaid salaries, ten of the FX members decided to hold 8,000 feet of the film's effects sequences hostage until the producers forked over their wages.

quote:

A number of up-and-coming special effects artists worked on the film, including Rick Baker, Jim Danforth, David Allen, and Dennis Muren. The effects ended up being so good that the film was actually in line for an Oscar nomination for visual effects; however, the Academy chose not to give an award in that category that year because so few films had featured visual effects.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
After watching the trailer I legit thought they somehow got Ray freaking Harryhousen to work on the FX but Wikipedia says:

quote:

The towering creature was not originally intended to speak, but it proved so expressive that dialogue was dubbed over to match its mouth movements. Addressed as the Great God Porno in this dialogue, the special effects crew named him Nesuahyrrah, a tribute to stop-motion animation master Ray Harryhausen, spelling his name backwards.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
I have shown a lot of people Flesh Gordon, and they all wonder how in the hell a movie like that has such good special effects.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Lol, that's nuts. I'm very disappointed to learn that we were within sight of Flesh Gordon officially being an Academy Award winning film, but it all fell apart.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Snowglobe of Doom posted:


quote:

the Academy chose not to give an award in that category that year because so few films had featured visual effects.

The real reason, of course, is that Flesh Gordon won and the organizers didn't want to give them the Oscar

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Two of the Friends cast have the same first name

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Captain Splendid posted:

Two of the Friends cast have the same first name

Yeah, Monica and Jennifer are both named David IRL

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
The video game Homeworld was the result of making a Battlestar Galactica game without acquiring the rights.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Captain Splendid posted:

The video game Homeworld was the result of making a Battlestar Galactica game without acquiring the rights.

Am I alone in being generally much less interested in a video game if it's licensed from a movie / comic book / television series? I'm glad they didn't get the rights, I probably wouldn't have played it, especially since it was years before the pretty cool reboot.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

credburn posted:

Am I alone in being generally much less interested in a video game if it's licensed from a movie / comic book / television series? I'm glad they didn't get the rights, I probably wouldn't have played it, especially since it was years before the pretty cool reboot.

I don't think you're alone, but studios aren't going to stop. Licensed games have big built-in audiences from all the fans of the previous media. That makes the game way less risky to develop.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



freeedr posted:

When I was a kid we were given this movie in place of Flash Gordon at the video store. Fun was had by all

Lol, that reminded me of a light-hearted prank my college bf, Bob, played on me and my friends back on the early 90's.

There's a movie called "Spirit of '76", it's a goofy, campy comedy about the 70's (with a great cameo by DEVO). Fun stoner stuff, as I recall.

Anyways my roommates and I had acquired some weed and I asked Bob, who worked for a mom & pop video rental store, to bring it home after his shift so my friends could see it for the first time.

Someone else already had it rented, so he brought home "Spirit of Seventy-Sex" instead, and didn't tell us until the credits rolled. And that's how I learned that Ben Franklin invented the vibrator by attaching a "crumpet stuffer" to a kite during a thunderstorm.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I like his style.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Dudes rock.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Chris Rea is British. Also he is not Chris Isaak.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

credburn posted:

Am I alone in being generally much less interested in a video game if it's licensed from a movie / comic book / television series? I'm glad they didn't get the rights, I probably wouldn't have played it, especially since it was years before the pretty cool reboot.

I think it depends on the kind of property IMO. Like a movie or tv series, but comic books, not so much. I think it's about how accountable the game will be to the canon or status quo of the thing it's licensed from. Marvel and DC have so much Elseworld/What-If stuff baked into the IP that I don't necessarily think a Batman or Spider-Man game is going to have to be especially limited in that way. I think the Telltale Batman game actually used that to its advantage.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Chris Rea is British. Also he is not Chris Isaak.

And he's on the road to hell.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


"Tendies" are just regular chicken strips. I'd never heard the term at all before last year but now it seems like it's everywhere.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
You’ll often see them on menus as “chicken tenders” which got shortened to “tendies” as part of mocking people who refuse to eat anything else

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



huh i assumed they were nuggets

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

That's Nuggies

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

You can tell Ronnie is hard-core because he eats nuggies not tendies.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
I thought "tendies" was a reference to a silly thing Trump said.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

credburn posted:

I thought "tendies" was a reference to a silly thing Trump said.

Actually, chickens pronounce it thendies. Don't you feel foolish now!

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Gaius Marius posted:

That's Nuggies

nuggers, please

the kids on Reddit who play the stock market call their winnings tendies

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