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HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

kidcoelacanth posted:

wonder what they told him

https://mobile.twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1611072050466013185

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Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004



This is stunningly good news, I'm trying not to get my hopes up too much but that just sounds amazing.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Show him all the possibilities the league is considering for what to do for playoff seeding, whichever one he points to, do that.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/abroaddus/status/1611072979403960320?s=20&t=EvBHZzFBnZ1JGte3d26mCQ

That’s incredible. Wow.

wernox
Mar 26, 2001

I gave up my OG title for this.

kidcoelacanth posted:

wonder what they told him

If it were my brother, he would say "they had to cancel it because of your loser rear end"

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

"You selfishly died" - the NFL

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Doctors carefully explaining to Damar the seeding scenarios when using a winning percentage based approach

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/AmandaFGodsey/status/1611072125879590913

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Doctors carefully explaining to Damar the seeding scenarios when using a winning percentage based approach

lol

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Getting misty-eyed in here, y'all.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
let him flip the coin to start the super bowl, remotely if necessary

acidx
Sep 24, 2019

right clicking is stealing
HELL YES.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Love that his first question was 'Who won?"

Sticky
Jan 1, 2006

Pornhub. XTube. I know these names, better than I know my own grandmothers.

kidcoelacanth posted:

wonder what they told him


Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo god drat Bills

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


thank goodness

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Joey Freshwater posted:

Love that his first question was 'Who won?"

So does roger goodell

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


If the NFL script writers don’t let the Bills win the Super Bowl this year, they’re soulless.

But really, brightened my whole day. What a recovery.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
So so happy to read these recent updates. What a boss.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Let him pick the new owner of the Commanders.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Let him own the Commanders.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Cartoon Man posted:

Let him pick the new owner of the Commanders.

Give him the commanders

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Cartoon Man posted:

Let him own the Commanders.

That go fund me should have enough now


Also late but re earlier I guess it figures that army vets would go off script teaching CPR.

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
hell fuckin yeah

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

hobbesmaster posted:

That go fund me should have enough now


Also late but re earlier I guess it figures that army vets would go off script teaching CPR.

CRACK THOSE BONES MARINE

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

❤️3💙

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Very happy to see the good news.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Haven't posted much in this thread, mostly cause I didn't really care about gofundme updates (not criticizing the updates, it just wasn't something I cared to comment on), but goddamn hearing this update is really getting to me. I don't know this player, I don't follow this team, but God drat I am so relieved to hear he appears to be recovering. Whew.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Is it dusty in here?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Is it dusty in here?

Definitely

Techno Remix
Feb 13, 2012

This is remarkably good news. Young guy, healthy, in a city with what I understand to have is one of the better trauma center in the country. He had the best shot of anyone at making any kind of recovery at all.

Gonna be a long road but I’m so glad to hear he’s moving in the right direction.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Jarmak posted:

I have a clear memory of a "final frame" then a very clear memory of suddenly trying to figure out how I was on the floor and why my head hurt so bad.

I remember seeing the rear door of the minivan coming down out of the corner of my eye, then seeing the sky and thinking "this parking lot hurts, why am I laying down?"

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

High quality cpr within a minute? Fuggetabout he's gonna be ready for playoffs

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

kidcoelacanth posted:

wonder what they told him

Vegas won.

wernox
Mar 26, 2001

I gave up my OG title for this.

mdemone posted:

CRACK THOSE BONES MARINE

Did we go to boot camp together?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


that doctor then looked around the room expecting everyone to clap

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I can't believe he's breathing, let alone writing. Jesus Christ, I want to be there when they tell him his dinky little toy fundraiser is now a million-dollar foundation.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009


#3 gang for sure


I'm so happy

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I can't imagine at all being told all the insane crazy poo poo that that dude is going to get told at some point in the near future.


People were so concerned about you, individually, that they canceled the first NFL game in progress in living memory, your charity made more in 72 hours than you might make in your entire career, The overwhelming majority of people in a country that can't agree on literally anything were supportive of you and you've basically been one of the primary new stories nationally since you went down.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Damar Hamlin: Champion of Life

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I'm really relieved. I hope he makes a full recovery.

It's weird, all over the country and the world there's countless people in similar situations and the only people who care are a small circle of family, friends, co-workers, but this guy is in a big entertainment public eye because of his talent and drive and so now millions of people have been anxiously awaiting that rare and precious good news. Being famous must be so loving weird.

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