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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Evilreaver posted:

When I was a young guy on my parents dental insurance, my dentist took an x-ray of my jaw and said "three of these wisdom teeth are going to have to come out, but the fourth one is growing in so completely wrong that there's nothing that can be done outside of surgery. The good news is that it's not going to bother you until probably your mid 30s at which point sometime you will wake up in absolutely excruciating, nightmarish pain the likes of which has been rarely experienced by any human before. Well good luck bye"

I'm 37 now so I'm pretty sure he's bluffing

yeah my orthodontist told me "woops, we moved one of your teeth too fast" and the roots were dissolving, and that it would fall out in a couple years and I'd have to get an implant

15 years later and it's still a grade A chomper

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

Given that afaik the dance at the start is a mating display I would be worried about the ostrich being hosed tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmbEtgw9Pf4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bluemillion posted:

Those pants have got to be cutting off circulation.

If they were any further up her rear end, I'd expect them to buy her jewellery.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Evilreaver posted:

When I was a young guy on my parents dental insurance, my dentist took an x-ray of my jaw and said "three of these wisdom teeth are going to have to come out, but the fourth one is growing in so completely wrong that there's nothing that can be done outside of surgery. The good news is that it's not going to bother you until probably your mid 30s at which point sometime you will wake up in absolutely excruciating, nightmarish pain the likes of which has been rarely experienced by any human before. Well good luck bye"

I'm 37 now so I'm pretty sure he's bluffing
on the other hand, he might have been right and tomorrow you'll have e that unimaginable pain!

My orthodontist was right in that the one inextricable wisdom tooth couldn't be removed at the time but was coming in wrong, and said tooth decided "if I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!" to the molar right next to it that it was coming in head-first against, destroying them both.

Teeth suck, I want artificial chompers

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Captain Invictus posted:

on the other hand, he might have been right and tomorrow you'll have e that unimaginable pain!

My orthodontist was right in that the one inextricable wisdom tooth couldn't be removed at the time but was coming in wrong, and said tooth decided "if I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!" to the molar right next to it that it was coming in head-first against, destroying them both.

Teeth suck, I want artificial chompers



Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


My son and I inherited my dad's complete lack of any wisdom teeth whatsoever. Just nothing in the ol' jaws. My husband, though, already had one pulled (poorly) and is looking at getting at least one more extracted soon.

Unrelated content:



The dude on the left is a recently retired high-ranking sumo wrestler. The dude on the right is a noodge who until recently did English color commentary on sumo for overseas audiences.

Trivia
Feb 8, 2006

I'm an obtuse man,
so I'll try to be oblique.

Evilreaver posted:

When I was a young guy on my parents dental insurance, my dentist took an x-ray of my jaw and said "three of these wisdom teeth are going to have to come out, but the fourth one is growing in so completely wrong that there's nothing that can be done outside of surgery. The good news is that it's not going to bother you until probably your mid 30s at which point sometime you will wake up in absolutely excruciating, nightmarish pain the likes of which has been rarely experienced by any human before. Well good luck bye"

I'm 37 now so I'm pretty sure he's bluffing

You're essentially in the clear!

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Hirayuki posted:

My son and I inherited my dad's complete lack of any wisdom teeth whatsoever. Just nothing in the ol' jaws. My husband, though, already had one pulled (poorly) and is looking at getting at least one more extracted soon.

Unrelated content:



The dude on the left is a recently retired high-ranking sumo wrestler. The dude on the right is a noodge who until recently did English color commentary on sumo for overseas audiences.

Dude on the left never touched his fists before the tachi-ai guessing because his knees are completely shot :(

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




sumo has got to have one of the most extreme "this is bad-rear end" to "this poo poo is hosed" ratio of any sport

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Join us in the sumo thread to bullshit on the topic!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/MkKaFRJ.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/4Ar0Hc5.mp4

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
this is the best

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




SheepThrowinBoy
Sep 20, 2003

"Joel, what are these films
supposed to teach us?"

"We're born, we die, & there is
a lot of padding in between."
I heard that procedure has come a long way since your old fashioned drills and root canal files...





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZCCsQ5Ts3Y

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

That is art worthy of a cinema discusso thread.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/JFXEQvU.mp4

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Invictus posted:

this is the best

need a toaster with an M1 Garand ping.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Grognan posted:

need a toaster with an M1 Garand ping.

You'd need to clip load the toaster and store the clip in it until done, without it obstructing the roasting element.

Which works if you make the clip into the current-so-hot-it-roasts-bread element and then throw it all :jeb:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/Aoq10nQ.mp4

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
What's with the P before the 150 and the extra comma after?

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
peso

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Ah, I'd somehow never seen that written before, thanks. What does the double comma mean?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

hooah posted:

Ah, I'd somehow never seen that written before, thanks. What does the double comma mean?

Dunno for sure if that's the case for Pesos but it might be a decimal comma and another one to signify that there's nothing following? It's a thing for some languages/currencies, though what I've seen before is a comma followed by a dash, e.g. 250,-

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
audio
https://i.imgur.com/eqf5Nz0.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/10xi1Zu.mp4

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 02:13 on Jan 3, 2023

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


Hey man, new pet mouse is pretty cool

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


That's cool, I've been training to drink pints and smoke a barrel of Longbottom Leaf.

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011



This pen seems good. I want this pen. Anyone know what pen this is ?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SocksAndSandals posted:

This pen seems good. I want this pen. Anyone know what pen this is ?

Nope, but you could make finding it your 2023 goal!

https://i.imgur.com/8GfNx1r.mp4

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

SocksAndSandals posted:

This pen seems good. I want this pen. Anyone know what pen this is ?

It looks like a Pilot Precise V7 RT pen, black.

https://www.amazon.com/Pilot-Precise-Retractable-Rolling-Point/dp/B0182HSFF4

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Well sure, but does she know the thrill of alcohol & cigarettes?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Well sure, but does she know the thrill of alcohol & cigarettes?
Probably not, which is why she's maybe trying to fix the depression with exercise.


https://i.imgur.com/Kp5uudN.mp4

in the square hole...

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/OAkD2Rz.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound makes this so much better

https://i.imgur.com/IgygxrX.mp4

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
What the hell is going on? Is that a tire?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

credburn posted:

What the hell is going on? Is that a tire?

no, that's a horse.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Blacksmith employee: oh hey you guys are back early

Carriage driver: Horse threw a tire.

Blacksmith employee: What?

Carriage driver: *picking up a mallet and striding back out to the street* Horse threw a tire.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Another post in the GIF thread another animal hurting itself? Poor horse. Like maybe this is because I've owned a horse and I'm being a sensitive babby but that's a scared animal that hurt itself and I think pretty much anyone can see that. I dunno.

A classic

VelociBacon has a new favorite as of 03:19 on Jan 7, 2023

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



VelociBacon posted:

Another post in the GIF thread another animal hurting itself? Poor horse. Like maybe this is because I've owned a horse and I'm being a sensitive babby but that's a scared animal that hurt itself and I think pretty much anyone can see that. I dunno.

A classic



Honest question: How did you manage to avoid the Horse Plinko meme?

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VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Kheldarn posted:

Honest question: How did you manage to avoid the Horse Plinko meme?

If that's what that gif is from, yeah I've never heard of it or seen it. If it's something worse than that gif I dunno I don't hang out on 4chan or whatever so I just don't get exposed to clips of animals in distress/pain. Anyways I'm not like in the corner weeping and rocking back and forth but it does strike me as bizarre that someone wouldn't feel bad watching that.

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