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morningdrew posted:oh good can hackers tell me my twitter password?? i think if i try to reset everything would break
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So hang on, is the Cybertruck a boondoggle, or a furphy, or a mcguffin?
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Jan 5, 2023 23:48
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Chrpno posted:So hang on, is the Cybertruck a boondoggle, or a furphy, or a mcguffin? Porygon
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Jan 5, 2023 23:52
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Surprised not to have seen it in this thread, but as soon as pics of the cybertruck hit the internet, all us Atari ST nerds were 'hang on a minute...' ( apols for the grubbiness of the mice, they are in my 'to clean and sell one day' box of bits )
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Steadiman posted:Add this to the Twitter blue income, not paying severance, and not paying any rent and I’m sure this will easily offset the billions of lost dollars and Twitter will be profitable by the end of the month! Elon did it again. https://twitter.com/jason/status/1515097381884231683
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Remember hes selling all the coffee machines on ebay that they had. There will be one singular coffee machine left for whole building. And it will be just outside his door, so if he catches you at it, you are not working hardcore enough, therefore fired.
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Jan 5, 2023 23:56
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given how musky drinks caffeine free diet coke, maybe he doesnt believe in caffeine and therefore thinks people that drink caffeine drinks arent hardcore enough. (caffeine either doesnt work for him due to just natural reasons or because he's dependant on other drugs.)
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Jan 6, 2023 00:10
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Comparing post-musk employee numbers with pre-musk revenue figures seems disingenuous
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Jan 6, 2023 00:16
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Twitter at 1000 employees? 5mil/employee Twitter at 10 employees? 500mil/employee Twitter run solely by Musk? a cool loving 5 billion dollars in revenue per employee! Just try and argue with my math libs, facts are facts
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sarcastx posted:it's the custom kitchen deliveries I am old enough to understand this delightful reference.
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I mean, technically, but I think the bigger reach in there is that revenue and employee count are uncorrelated.
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https://twitter.com/jonastyle_/status/1611035867598004224 How hard to you think this guy has to struggle against the urge to capitalize every pronoun he uses to refer to Elon?
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spiny posted:Surprised not to have seen it in this thread, but as soon as pics of the cybertruck hit the internet, all us Atari ST nerds were 'hang on a minute...' Can you run Notator on it
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1611146457222086657 Concerning
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Elon Musk: Martyred saint of those that can't just log off
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Oh god is he trying to be self deprecating? Did a bunch of PR people yell at him? Cause his last few tweets are giving me that feeling. This “aw shucks guys, it’s just your bud lil’ old Elon” act feels new
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ok so how was twitter existing before elon if theyre losing a ton of money? is it because it was split amongst a group of people? or were the shareholders losing money? and now its just elon losing the money?
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Wow he's really starting to spiral huh?  At this rate I'm half-expecting someone to have to talk him down off a roof. (Joke's on them; he'd jump if they tried just to prove he's not weak).
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:ok so how was twitter existing before elon if theyre losing a ton of money? is it because it was split amongst a group of people? or were the shareholders losing money? and now its just elon losing the money? Well, for one thing, they had more advertisers. He chased a ton away before he even bought Twitter.
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Steadiman posted:Oh god is he trying to be self deprecating? Did a bunch of PR people yell at him? Cause his last few tweets are giving me that feeling. This “aw shucks guys, it’s just your bud lil’ old Elon” act feels new Director of PR Catturd told him off about McCarthy
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:ok so how was twitter existing before elon if theyre losing a ton of money? is it because it was split amongst a group of people? or were the shareholders losing money? and now its just elon losing the money? Elon's purchase also saddled Twitter with a lot of extra debt. They weren't even profitable before that.
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kazil posted:Elon's purchase also saddled Twitter with a lot of extra debt. They did manage to break even sometimes thanks to ad revenue. Guess what bridge Elon burned first?
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Jan 6, 2023 01:18
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We have officially moved into the PITY PARTY stage of this whole affair
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Withnail posted:We have officially moved into the PITY PARTY stage of this whole affair Elon sitting alone in a conference room with two dozen uneaten Hawaiian pizzas, endlessly refreshing his feed to see if he got likes
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Jan 6, 2023 01:24
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Me and my friends would’ve killed Elon Musk with hammers I can tell you that much
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Boring company just a front for a Russian supervillian escape hatch confirmed.
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If Elon Musk was going to design a truck with its own custom tires I'm legit surprised he didn't do something really bonkers like use a completely different material for them.
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Solus posted:Me and my friends would’ve killed Elon Musk with hammers I can tell you that much
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Elon sitting alone in a conference room with two dozen uneaten Hawaiian pizzas, endlessly refreshing his feed to see if he got likes He'll be eating those pizzas, mark my words 
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Butterwagon posted:He'll be eating those pizzas, mark my words
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Wow he's really starting to spiral huh? he would jump because in the Anime Matrix, or Animatrix, The Kid freed himself by jumping iirc. or those kids that found a weak spot in the matrix physic's engine found an abandoned house and they would play gravity chicken.
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Crazy Ted posted:That picture reminds me of one of my favorite "CEO is a dumbfuck" things of recent history, and that was the revelation that Papa John had to literally undergo some kind of media training to teach him to stop using racial slurs. And it didn't work
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Crazy Ted posted:If Elon Musk was going to design a truck with its own custom tires I'm legit surprised he didn't do something really bonkers like use a completely different material for them. Pretty sure if you tweeted “diamond is stronger than rubber, maybe better for even tougher wheels?”, or something, at him he’d absolutely say yes
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Phuzun posted:Waiting for Elno to go full Ye and disappear West hasnt disappeared and just like Donnie has managed to post crazy poo poo when his handlers had an opening.
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Crazy Ted posted:If Elon Musk was going to design a truck with its own custom tires I'm legit surprised he didn't do something really bonkers like use a completely different material for them. "Without further ado, the all new cybertruck" SQUEEK-HONK-SQUEEK-HONK-SQUEEK-HONK-SQUEEK-HONK
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Since news is slow this blast from the past just showed up on Reddit
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