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Nenonen posted:I don't normally post dashcam videos of pedestrians getting driven over and then dying slowly in agonizing pain. 
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Sagebrush posted:NOPE https://twitter.com/UnionDrip/status/1610804060558594048?s=20&t=YUPrc5ff0iJn2viLBzbNDA
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Jan 5, 2023 18:34
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Sagebrush posted:NOPE
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Jan 5, 2023 18:37
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I hate overcrowding as much as anyone, but this seems a bit much.
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Jan 5, 2023 18:40
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Man I hate these parts of platformers.
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some days you just feel like a rat mummy trapped under an escalator
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Jan 5, 2023 19:03
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Aperture Priority posted:
Decomp yourself and face to eaten!
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Aperture Priority posted:
Another fun filled day at Weyland-Yutani Corporation.
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Aperture Priority posted:
Maybe you get to decompress by eating some guanciale, delicious Italian face bacon.
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RIP Aunt Hellen.
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Ror posted:some days you just feel like a rat mummy trapped under an escalator 
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Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/UnionDrip/status/1610804060558594048?s=20&t=YUPrc5ff0iJn2viLBzbNDA
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Escalator out of order, temporarily drying rack. Thank you for the convinience.
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zedprime posted:Eeww, LA. No, this is Los Angeles! (L.A.) 
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Nope nope nope nope nope especially not after the conveyor-related maceration that was discussed a little bit ago
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What's for lunch? Decompressed and decomposing face (double-decomp / DD)
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Someone was a pet owner.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Someone was a pet owner. Nah, the medical examiner was just feeling a bit peckish.
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:What's for lunch? Aw, ma, again?
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:What exactly went wrong there? It looks like the missile got jammed in the tube. The ejection charge pulls the whole launcher out of his hands, then a half second later the sustainer motor lights off and away it goes.
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As someone who had an improperly latched bonnet flip up and smash into the windscreen at 80mph, this man is an everyday hero.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:As someone who had an improperly latched bonnet flip up and smash into the windscreen at 80mph, this man is an everyday hero. Your story was the first thing that came to mind as soon as I saw that.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:As someone who had an improperly latched bonnet flip up and smash into the windscreen at 80mph, this man is an everyday hero. Having also seen the joy of the hood smothering windshield and folding over the roof at 65mp (on a curved ramp no less) it agree. I most have look pretty dumb with my head out the window, but I lived to shitpost another day or so (happened in '94 to my Dodge Omni).
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OSHA or not I want to live in whatever lawless dump allows you to build your own janky car you turned the wire frame cheat on for and no one gives a gently caress. Hell yeah.
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quote:When I was a fry cook I accidentally dropped the basket into the fryer and splashed oil all over my forearm.
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The "this is the worst part" pizza guy attempts to join the workforce?
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I hope every time customers ordered tots or something they got specifically told "We can't fry anything because Chuck reached into the hot oil" and not just "Oh, we're having technical difficulties with our fryer"
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"contamination " drat you Sinclair! Human oil adds a certain je ne sais quoi to your fry oil. Also I wonder whats the biggest object / body part you can put at the cool pocket of oil at the bottom of the fryer.
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PhazonLink posted:"contamination " drat you Sinclair! Yes but will make people hunger for more human flesh. Can't have that.
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Robots took my job of testing the naughty monitors https://i.imgur.com/qTijmfl.mp4
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