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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Any day now they'll come crawling back!

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

😉Mneowww!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

the yeti posted:

Yeah ok I’m convinced lmao

Always bet on Nathen #jikes

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

the yeti posted:

Ok friends I read the first 50 pages and got to the predictable Covid related right wing swerve and all that, anything good happen after that or is it 2 years of rehashing a la the doobie threads

I think my favorite is his random two months where he was going to do a dating tour in 5 cities to find his wife presumably because his Dad threatened his trust fund or something.

And then he just stopped talking about it and never mentioned it again presumably because no one signed up.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Duckman2008 posted:

I think my favorite is his random two months where he was going to do a dating tour in 5 cities to find his wife presumably because his Dad threatened his trust fund or something.

And then he just stopped talking about it and never mentioned it again presumably because no one signed up.

i think a decent number signed up and it took him weeks/months to come to terms with them all being troll signups from internet nerds who didn't intend to show up

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Duckman2008 posted:

I think my favorite is his random two months where he was going to do a dating tour in 5 cities to find his wife presumably because his Dad threatened his trust fund or something.

You know, he never specified that he was looking for a woman to marry, just that he was getting married. Actually, I think he said he was accepting any applicant, regardless of gender. Maybe his father would be fine with Nathen marrying anyone who can rein him in. Whatever the man's feelings on homosexuality, Nathen being gay is probably the thing that embarrasses him about his son the least

That's my head canon, anyway

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

LordArgh posted:

someone post the video of him smooching the garfield costume

No. It doesn’t feel consensual despite it being an inanimate object

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

my friend got me a copy of arabiolosis for christmas

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Powerful Katrinka posted:

You know, he never specified that he was looking for a woman to marry, just that he was getting married. Actually, I think he said he was accepting any applicant, regardless of gender. Maybe his father would be fine with Nathen marrying anyone who can rein him in. Whatever the man's feelings on homosexuality, Nathen being gay is probably the thing that embarrasses him about his son the least

That's my head canon, anyway

True, but all his promo pictures were women. That’s why I assumed women.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Killingyouguy! posted:

my friend got me a copy of arabiolosis for christmas

What did you give them last year to deserve that?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

the yeti posted:

Ok friends I read the first 50 pages and got to the predictable Covid related right wing swerve and all that, anything good happen after that or is it 2 years of rehashing a la the doobie threads

You should check out my play-by-play of his recent podcast/radio play/“audio cartoon” if you want pure, unfiltered insanity.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Killingyouguy! posted:

my friend got me a copy of arabiolosis for christmas

:sever:

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

Killingyouguy! posted:

my friend got me a copy of arabiolosis for christmas

just realised the cover has an UNEDITED stamp and lol, of course it isn't

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Killingyouguy! posted:

my friend got me a copy of arabiolosis for christmas

The gift of entergagement is the gift that keeps on giving.

My phone now autosuggests “entergagement.” :negative:

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Killingyouguy! posted:

my friend got me a copy of arabiolosis for christmas

:glomp:

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
How could someone do that to another person

Read all of it

Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way
You guys aren't ready for this.
Oh, Nathen, why? I will never understand your brain.



Go here to listen but just brace yourself. He's like Tommy Wiseau level script writing, but hornier. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnDpjmoqgcq/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

sorry can't save the planet, too busy eating chizzle cheezy cheeses 🧀

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
nathen what the gently caress are you doing man

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

the yeti posted:

Yeah ok I’m convinced lmao

But we have such sights to show you.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Megaraptor posted:

You guys aren't ready for this.
Oh, Nathen, why? I will never understand your brain.



Go here to listen but just brace yourself. He's like Tommy Wiseau level script writing, but hornier. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnDpjmoqgcq/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Oh poo poo is this episode 2?

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

BALLS DILDO posted:

just realised the cover has an UNEDITED stamp and lol, of course it isn't

No, I believe him. Do you think he paid for an editor?

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

david_a posted:

No, I believe him. Do you think he paid for an editor?

yeah thats what I meant

he's too good of a writer to even need an editor

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Editing is suppression #arabmitosis

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Megaraptor posted:

You guys aren't ready for this.
Oh, Nathen, why? I will never understand your brain.



Go here to listen but just brace yourself. He's like Tommy Wiseau level script writing, but hornier. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnDpjmoqgcq/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I’ve got to say, I’d just assumed Nathen would star as Nathfield.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

lmao the 'content must be over, close thread' curse blessing strikes again

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Megaraptor posted:

You guys aren't ready for this.
Oh, Nathen, why? I will never understand your brain.



Go here to listen but just brace yourself. He's like Tommy Wiseau level script writing, but hornier. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnDpjmoqgcq/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I got to "go away, temptation, go away" before I quit out. I do not have what it takes to follow through.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I got to "go away, temptation, go away" before I quit out. I do not have what it takes to follow through.

That's where it ended.

Also, "this b*itch of an #Earth,"

Slashed Out
Jul 27, 2022

Megaraptor posted:

You guys aren't ready for this.
Oh, Nathen, why? I will never understand your brain.



Go here to listen but just brace yourself. He's like Tommy Wiseau level script writing, but hornier. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnDpjmoqgcq/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

This sounds like a Sims voice but with actual English instead of Simlish

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Strategic Tea posted:

lmao the 'content must be over, close thread' curse blessing strikes again

When was the last time anyone said this

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

EEKA GEEK posted:

When was the last time anyone said this

Yesterday morning

the yeti posted:

Ok friends I read the first 50 pages and got to the predictable Covid related right wing swerve and all that, anything good happen after that or is it 2 years of rehashing a la the doobie threads

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Megaraptor posted:

You guys aren't ready for this.
Oh, Nathen, why? I will never understand your brain.



Go here to listen but just brace yourself. He's like Tommy Wiseau level script writing, but hornier. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnDpjmoqgcq/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Oh. Oh my god

I don't know what I expected but it wasn't that???

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm honestly shocked Nathen didn't voice Nathfield himself.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Oh. Oh my god

I don't know what I expected but it wasn't that???

Aw I was hoping this was a full episode but it's just a 10 second sound clip where Nathfield gets an erection.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
Beautiful morning. Makes me hard. Go away temptation go away.



I mean, it def tells you all you need to know about Nathan.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Remember Garfield's catch phrase? "I hate Mondays, they make me hard." And "I'm gonna send my hard-on to Abu Dhabi"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

lol

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

That's where it ended.

Also, "this b*itch of an #Earth,"

Really? Because it looked like the progress bar hadn't gotten very far when I closed it

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Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Yesterday morning

That’s not what that post says at all! :mad:

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