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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Dry Friday?

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Yesterday was hard AF at work but I'm bouncing back because it's Friday and tomorrow I'm going skeet shooting with some friends for a birthday

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I got nothing done this week.

Probably getting nothing done today.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Been dry all week. Might have a drink this evening but not really feeling like skulling any piss tbh

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

the drinking time meme except it's for water

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!

Saalkin posted:

What time did you go?

I went this morning at 7 and it wasn't busier then normal.

7 local as well.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Yesterday was hard AF at work but I'm bouncing back because it's Friday and tomorrow I'm going skeet shooting with some friends for a birthday

Watch out for friendly fire when you’re group skeeting

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Dryday Friday rules happy Friday Motherfuckers

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
second night in a row I only woke up once and not once an hour covered in sweat, now that's some freaking Friday. Mayhaps weeks of illness are turning around finally???

going to celebrate w/ some Friday biscuits and gravy here on my last day of PTO 😘

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

AARD VARKMAN posted:

second night in a row I only woke up once and not once an hour covered in sweat, now that's some freaking Friday. Mayhaps weeks of illness are turning around finally???

going to celebrate w/ some Friday biscuits and gravy here on my last day of PTO 😘

Send me some of them biscied in the mail ma dude.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Friday Friday Friday it’s Friday! It was a tense week but may be pulling through.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

second night in a row I only woke up once and not once an hour covered in sweat, now that's some freaking Friday. Mayhaps weeks of illness are turning around finally???

going to celebrate w/ some Friday biscuits and gravy here on my last day of PTO 😘

Hello this is the doctor put down the biscuits and gravy we need your piss

Bookish
Sep 7, 2006

80% sexy 20% disgusting
I don’t know how to get through Friday during dry january. I have nothing to look forward to after work now :(

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

Bookish posted:

I don’t know how to get through Friday during dry january. I have nothing to look forward to after work now :(

Pizza, Coca-Cola, and hardcore pornography.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

IT BURNS posted:

Pizza, Coca-Cola, and hardcore pornography.

i cut out those 3 things as well lmfao. except occasionally pizza but not nearly as much

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i cut out those 3 things as well lmfao. except occasionally pizza but not nearly as much

Rocky Road ice cream, kale chips, and The Exorcist.

Cumdog Millionaire
Jul 21, 2022

Whoever told you not to kink shame had a shameful kink.
I took PTO yesterday and took off early so my friday started yesterday.
What's up friday people?

dookieblunt
Jan 6, 2023

shoot the core!
Didnt get a wink of sleep last night but friday makes it worth it

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
posting on a another friday

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

going out for sushi after work :woop:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

numberoneposter posted:

going out for sushi after work :woop:

Hell yeah

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Rainy rear end Friday to end this rainy rear end week

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
fixin to heat up these ribs and chaw em down for Friday lunch I reckon

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


went to the urologist today and didnt get a finger in my rear end :(

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


fartknocker posted:

gently caress work :mad:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Journal Entry, Friday January 6, 2023:

The crew are weary from work having returned to their posts after holiday respite. Too brief, and already so distant. The old restlessness has set in, worse I fear than before.

This entry marks three weeks since last contact with Lynch. Some of the men have begun to speculate, but I shan't allow myself to believe it. Our means run low, perhaps a matter of days. I must continue the work, for what alternative remains? Despite conditions I hold hope that soon again will come the drinking hour.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

flubber nuts posted:

went to the urologist today and didnt get a finger in my rear end :(

Wtf why even bother going

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

flubber nuts posted:

went to the urologist today and didnt get a finger in my rear end :(

Did they put a camera up your PISS hole instead? That's my one time going to a urologist.

I've been off all week. Sitting down by lake Ontario and poo poo posting. Speaking of poo poo,, a bird took a poo poo on my truck. Going to have to stop by the coin op and spray that poo poo off. Might not skull any piss tonight.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Every Friday I ask myself the same question: edibles or smokes? :420:

dookieblunt
Jan 6, 2023

shoot the core!

YeahTubaMike posted:

Every Friday I ask myself the same question: edibles or smokes? :420:

Smokes for today, eddies for tomorrow. :angel:

dookieblunt
Jan 6, 2023

shoot the core!

flubber nuts posted:

went to the urologist today and didnt get a finger in my rear end :(

I actually have an appointment with a urologist next week. Can they tell if youve been mercilessly hosed by life by just looking at your rear end in a top hat?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


YeahTubaMike posted:

Every Friday I ask myself the same question: edibles or smokes? :420:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
New Longmont Potion Castle dropped today, pretty sick

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
My project engineer just stopped a document transfer to the customer for review of a specification because he thinks it's IP.

The specification in question is just a regurgitation of the customer's requirements and some industry specs. It's also marked as unrestricted IP.

I hate engineers, at least it's Friday!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

dlrry posted:

Smokes for today, eddies for tomorrow. :angel:

I'm visiting my grandmother tomorrow, so I'm going to have to stay sober :sigh:


:rip:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


wesleywillis posted:

Did they put a camera up your PISS hole instead? That's my one time going to a urologist.

I've been off all week. Sitting down by lake Ontario and poo poo posting. Speaking of poo poo,, a bird took a poo poo on my truck. Going to have to stop by the coin op and spray that poo poo off. Might not skull any piss tonight.

ill be getting my dick scoped at the end of the month! any tips for a first timer?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

flubber nuts posted:

ill be getting my dick scoped at the end of the month! any tips for a first timer?

Gradually larger sounding rods over the next few weeks to prep

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

flubber nuts posted:

ill be getting my dick scoped at the end of the month! any tips for a first timer?

Probably take a piss beforehand, when they shove the thing up your dick, it'll feel like you have to piss.just relax that muscle and let it go as if you're pissing.

I didn't piss any (extra) blood after it happened, though that's why I was there to begin with. But I did piss some bubbles for a day or two after. That felt weird. It actually doesn't hurt as much as you might think, or it didn't for me anyway. Guy asked me if I wanted a prostate exam after too. I was all like "gently caress it, why not? You just shoved something up my dick, why not something up my rear end too?"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

flubber nuts posted:

ill be getting my dick scoped at the end of the month! any tips for a first timer?
360 dick scope

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I woke up sick, this is no way to be on Friday!

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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It is Friday in California, and I am stealing this smiley for a discord channel! :jerkbag:

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