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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I had both my elbows scoped about 2 months apart.

When they were injecting the nerve block before anesthesia they gave me Fentanyl and Dilaudid and holy loving poo poo that felt amazing. Probably only lasted about 90 seconds.

When I went back for the second round, I was CRAVING that combination. Like I was almost giddy for it. I've never abused opiates, and things like Percocet or Oxy don't really work that well on me, but that was an eye opening experience about Fentanyl. That terrified me.

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Sticky
Jan 1, 2006

Pornhub. XTube. I know these names, better than I know my own grandmothers.
The last time I got put under I remember waking up in the recovery room and trying to say something. The nurse put her hand over my mouth and says "Don't try and talk, they had to clamp your vocal cords during the procedure."

to which my response was "hhhhhhk"

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Oh wow

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1611373647389945857?t=yG84eVTpsium8nRI3IyuuA&s=19

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004



Hot diggity!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








loving wow

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

un-loving-real.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Holy poo poo, that’s amazing

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Android Apocalypse posted:

Tell that nurse that the line needs workshopping & the writers room needs to retool the dialogue.

It's been a long time since I watched Scrubs, but no way would Carla or Laverne let that poo poo-rear end line slide.

That's some Doug-tier poo poo.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013


Damar motherfucking Hamlin

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

man it owns to be rich and get the actual best medical care

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

let's hear from an actual football reporter

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1611378185924497409

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

man it owns to be rich and get the actual best medical care

good contribution

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

WoodrowSkillson posted:

man it owns to be rich and get the actual best medical care

Don't worry comrade, my training is complete and my blade is sharp. We will wrest this health care from elites like Damar Hamlin and distribute it to the people.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


This is fantastic.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Maybe he really do got that dawg in him :h:

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Wooooo

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Bunch of Bills medical staff are never paying for a beer again.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
drat. What a boss.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
I bet he plays opening day 2023. Good for him.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

mcmagic posted:

I bet he plays opening day 2023. Good for him.

gently caress, that is going to be emotional (if it happens, he may discover he has some underlying condition but hopefully not)

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

WoodrowSkillson posted:

man it owns to be rich and get the actual best medical care

you stupid? you seem pretty stupid

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





NFL back peddling a fast as possible GET THE GAME BACK ON HES FINE

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

WoodrowSkillson posted:

man it owns to be rich and get the actual best medical care

marx definitely was writing about the guy who nearly died working for a billionaire to provide entertainment when talking about the bourgeoisie

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Phobeste posted:

you stupid? you seem pretty stupid

yes.

but also lol if you think you would get the same level of care as an athlete

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

marx definitely was writing about the guy who nearly died working for a billionaire to provide entertainment when talking about the bourgeoisie

yes that joke was damning hamlin and not the greater system that denies you and i the same treatment your reading comprehension is excellent

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Incredible news

This rules

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

WoodrowSkillson posted:

yes.

but also lol if you think you would get the same level of care as an athlete

yes that joke was damning hamlin and not the greater system that denies you and i the same treatment your reading comprehension is excellent

shut the gently caress up and get out of this thread

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Phobeste posted:

shut the gently caress up and get out of this thread

no

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


you are extremely annoying and trying to make the thread about yourself for some weird reason just minutes after the best possible news everyone in this thread/sports world has been anxiously waiting to hear since 9pm Monday. something to think about.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




FizFashizzle posted:

Bunch of Bills medical staff are never paying for a beer again.

the AT who came in and straight-away administered CPR is going to be in demand for much bigger things and he deserves it 100%

(I was actually working the clock/book at a high school hockey game when it all went down and was chatting with the AT on duty about it. He instantly thought it was commotio cordis and said he wrote an entire paper about it in college. It’s one of those things where everything has to line up perfectly for it to happen.)

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Amazing

FizFashizzle posted:

Bunch of Bills medical staff are never paying for a beer again.

:hmmyes: Burn this face into your brain, Buffalo goons

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1611121121142931456

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
he probably only did it because damar hamlin is rich. i am very smart and well loved and appreciated by all in my life

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1611383102013857792

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Just saw that.

:dance:

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


Technically dead to Facetiming and talking in 3 and a half days.

Incredible. Such awesome news.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Proteus Jones posted:

My man has some righteous fury going on. And more power to him. He's absolutely right to be this mad.

garrett bush owns and i hope he gets his big break soon. his local radio show, the barbershop, is excellent

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Anybody tell him about the money yet?

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Komet posted:

The only interesting sedation story I have (only been sedated twice and the first was for my wisdom teeth taken out) was from last March when I dislocated my shoulder. In the UVA ER, they gave me ketamine in order to pop my shoulder back in, and the experience was much like the game Portal where you should one portal at the floor and one at the ceiling directly above it and you fall infinitely through space at high speed. And all the beeps and boops from the machines you're hooked up to are oppressively loud. When I started to come to, my wife entered the room and the other thing I could get out of my mouth was "portal" but I had no capacity to string a cohesive explanation together. I can see why people do ketamine recreationally. I think about my experience still sometimes, but it scares me too much to ever take ketamine again.

This is the perfect description of ketamine spins and I'm stealing it. I hang out with a lot of degenerates so I know tons of k enthusiasts but I hate the stuff.

Benjamin Disraeli
Oct 19, 2005

Let's have some fun
This beat is sick
Let's play a Love game!

Bills are going to destroy the Pats this weekend and I'm here for it.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Benjamin Disraeli posted:

Bills are going to destroy the Pats this weekend and I'm here for it.

belichick about to go finish the job himself for the competitive advantage

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

this is wonderful news :unsmith:

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