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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

sonicice posted:

In before WWE has been sold to MBS

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s hard to say if top dolla would be funnier fired or funnier remaining delusional about his wrestling and rapping abilities on national television

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Edit: Also it's wild that Cody missed the entire HHH era

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

flashy_mcflash posted:

How is everyone forgetting the funniest?

Top Dolla

Once Vince sees him botching that dive he’ll have a job for life.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Titus O’Neil forever employed for that time he flew under the ring

And yet he uses this power to keep using an old piece of poo poo’s money to do good things, the hero the world doesn’t deserve

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Drakkel posted:

Edit: Also it's wild that Cody missed the entire HHH era

lmao

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Elephant Ambush posted:

Love to laugh at cool nice people losing their jobs. Especially when they don't deserve it. Human misery owns when it makes me, personally, laugh for a few seconds

Tony would take him right back. He has too many friends over there for it not to happen.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Tony Khan starts his own kiss my rear end club once the calls start coming in

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

sportsgenius86 posted:

Tony would take him right back. He has too many friends over there for it not to happen.

On the other hand, imagine being one of Regal's pals who campaigned for Tony to hire him, only for him to bail out after less than a year there

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

flashy_mcflash posted:

How is everyone forgetting the funniest?

Top Dolla

Vince is gonna give Top Dolla the Intercontinental Championship

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Vince coming back and cleaning house means he'll have full control by Mania season. Get ready for Roman vs Top Dolla to main event night 1 of Wrestlemania.

Night 2 will be Bray Wyatt in another box-like structure.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/TheEnemiesPE3/status/1611364710208741376

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

I still think Karl Anderson is funnier but only just

Bronson Reed might edge out both, actually.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Speaking of the box-like structure, how close was Michael Cole to speaking like a normal human being again?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

MassRafTer posted:

One thing to keep in mind is unless the Saudis are buying it a sale cannot be imminent. NBC Universal would have to go through a number of steps first, as would any other company financing the deal. Companies don’t have that kind of cash floating around.

Comcast reported $5.6 billion in cash on hand in its most recent regulatory filing. They can easily afford a cash and stock transaction without blinking an eye.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Bronson Reed might edge out both, actually.

Oh yeah I forgot Jonah Rock existed

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Lid posted:

Oh yeah I forgot Jonah Rock existed

Vince didn’t and he is pissed about it

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lol

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Elephant Ambush posted:

Love to laugh at cool nice people losing their jobs. Especially when they don't deserve it. Human misery owns when it makes me, personally, laugh for a few seconds

You're like 50 years old man. You have GOT to pull it together better than this.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Drakkel posted:

Edit: Also it's wild that Cody missed the entire HHH era

I wouldn't say he's been missing it, Bob

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Fsmhunk posted:

You're like 50 years old man. You have GOT to pull it together better than this.

lol

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Dacap posted:

Trying to think of the funniest possible firings Vince could do

1. Trips/Steph
2. Bray before he wrestles a single televised match
3. Regal 1 day into being rehired
4. Cody
5. Kross/Braun

I stand by my previous funniest firing power ranking

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Trillionaire Tony is going to buy the WWE and then do what Paul HHH couldn't. Open NXTs around the globe

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Drakkel posted:

Edit: Also it's wild that Cody missed the entire HHH era

lol

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/tonykhan/status/1611421728974188544?s=46&t=JowgwOGdABzagYl9PJ3Mhg

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Trillionaire Tony is going to buy the WWE and then do what Paul HHH couldn't. Open NXTs around the globe

I fired Vince McMahon because his corporate politicking wasn't good enough. #WWESmackdown tonight at 7 eastern!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

ARMBAR A COP posted:

has anyone said:

"Lol lmao" yet?

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


I will feel empathy for people that came back if they get fired again but I'll also laugh like mad as well.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Andrade furiously writing an apology letter to Sammy right now

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Can't wait for Control Your Narrative Season 2 now starring Titan and Top Dolla

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Dacap posted:

Andrade furiously writing an apology letter to Sammy right now

Miro offering Tony to do some jobs on Dark

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dacap posted:

Andrade furiously writing an apology letter to Sammy right now

Ironically is what ultimately gets him let go from AEW.

If anything Dragon Lee must have a permanent frown on his face knowing he's going to definitely inherit the Lucha House Party music and a Sin Cara mask.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Rarity posted:

Miro offering Tony to do some jobs on Dark

"Tony I was referring to YOU when I was talking about my god all that time :ohdear:"

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
OH gently caress I FORGOT DRAGON LEE GOT MONKEY PAWED

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Dacap posted:

Andrade furiously writing an apology letter to Sammy right now

Andrade was informed that punching Sammy would not get his job back.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
FTR Bald's podcast episode 2: "You know what Punk was actually the bad guy after all"

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

Rarity posted:

Miro offering Tony to do some jobs on Dark

https://twitter.com/_vanityflow/status/1611422389073768450?s=20&t=J5J9FV-mQo4ZHTP3nIz9tw

:laugh:

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Fuckin lollllll

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Feel bad for Michael Cole, feel bad a for a lot of people in this situation.

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bartok
May 10, 2006



History Comes Inside! posted:

Gallows and Anderson being fired again is also up there on the funny list

Bray is a strong contender

Vince forgetting it was him that brought Cody in and firing him would also be good

I'm still going to laugh if Gallows and Anderson get fired but I'm hoping they don't because I'm one of the sickos that watches Impact! and don't want them back.

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