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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/1611575103770312706

Edit:

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Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Charliegrs posted:

I think some guy just gave Gaetz a massive smooch on the cheek



;-*;-*;-*

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1611574702320877570

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


"Jeffries just walked off the floor smiling"

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.




Yes. YES. YEEEEEESSSSSSS.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Caros posted:

"First, we're coming for Nestor. Do you understand me?"

Next, you wont be able to go to the local high school.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Why aren’t they calling it? Does Gaetz have infinite time to change his vote?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Youremother posted:

Matt Gaetz will stop loving this vote once we hit 18

:golfclap:

Caros
May 14, 2008

tecnocrat posted:

Yes. YES. YEEEEEESSSSSSS.

Do it you fucks. Maximum. Chaos.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Somehow he's gonna be locked in his cabin like Maverick did right before his big poker game for the next vote.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Did he lose the 14th vote yet??

nerox
May 20, 2001
Stay strong for chaos!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

smoobles posted:

Did he lose the 14th vote yet??

Nyes

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

McCarthy is literally half a vote short. Not even a full vote, he is one half of one vote short.

If one of the two present votes switches over to McCarthy, or one of the "gently caress you McCarthy" voters just merely votes to present, that would be enough, the way the math is working out right now. He can't get closer to success while still failing.

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1611575310457126912

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1611575058752839682

MightyBigMinus
Jan 26, 2020

im not fuckin staying up for another vote

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Kiss of death

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


One of the funniest parts about this is that Gaetz's seat is probably the safest republican seat in loving florida. If McCarthy had just punished and ejected him when the underage stuff broke he would have actually looked like he had a spine and be speaker now. His own belief in power over principles is why he's here.

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


I AM GRANDO posted:

Why aren’t they calling it? Does Gaetz have infinite time to change his vote?

Standard process to dot is and cross ts. It'll end soon, at a random and unpredictable moment leadership cannot control.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Does the clerk decide when the vote is over? He voted. Shouldn’t she be reading the totals?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1611575517056061440

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


clerk is hovering her hand over the gavel

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I AM GRANDO posted:

Does the clerk decide when the vote is over? He voted. Shouldn’t she be reading the totals?

I believe officially they get like half an hour for stragglers/switches.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

The clerk gives no fucks, she wants to end this

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


GAVEL.

MCCARTHY LOSES.

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

He needs to have a cane for it to be tradition.

Edit:

coelomate posted:

GAVEL.

MCCARTHY LOSES.

:sickos:

Meatball fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jan 7, 2023

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
we need an infinitely growing :discourse: similar to the infinitely growing ironicat.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Who would have thought I'd be tuning into CSPAN on a Friday night hoping to watch the very real possibility of a fistfight

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


That clerk needs a mega raise

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

coelomate posted:

GAVEL.

MCCARTHY LOSES.

just tremendous content, the best, this night couldn't have ended better

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
boooo

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
CHAOS REIGNS (Unless just the 50% is enough?)

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

https://twitter.com/cabot_phillips/status/1611575316966776833

He is loving irate

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

This clerk is loving furious. I understand her the best out of everyone there.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Xeno's Paradox meets Kevin McCarthy.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
As National Treasure Charles Pierce would say, these really are the loving mole people.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

14th vote fails!!!!!

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Here comes the adjournment motion...

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
oh poo poo

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Kammat posted:

CHAOS REIGNS (Unless just the 50% is enough?)

it is not

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