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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Rigel posted:

ok, so it (probably) took this house 15 ballots to elect a speaker. Where does this rank? We know this is the dumbest house speaker vote in modern US history, but how would this vote rank in all-time old-timey US history?

This would be fifth most votes- #4 is 22, then 44.

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Hand Row
May 28, 2001
Now is the time to do the Kevin….Hench joke again

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Gaetz now has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

tecnocrat posted:

Gaetz now has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

The only time I'm ever going to root for and have faith in Matt Gaetz

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


These fuckers are chanting "one more time!"

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
100% Gaetz is going to stay silent again so he gets to have all eyes on him at the very end

Caros
May 14, 2008

Let's start at the beginning, one last time.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Passing the crown. It was an honor, even briefly.

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


If I were a mccarthyite I'd be thinking about pulling a gaetz to get concessions, come on chaos

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Boebert still has to vote present, she could (probably not) spitefully switch to "not McCarthy"

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

just end it!

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
What did Gaetz get? All all access pass to the local all girls high school?

Caros
May 14, 2008

tecnocrat posted:

Gaetz now has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Just ram that ship in perfectly perpendicular you motherfucker.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Whip me baby one more time

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Rigel posted:

Boebert still has to vote present, she could (probably not) spitefully switch to "not McCarthy"

I hope she does. Come on crazies. gently caress. THIS. UUUUUUUP!!!!

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

davecrazy posted:

What did Gaetz get? All all access pass to the local all girls high school?

If there was ever a reason or time for party leadership, or anyone else with similar motives among the Rs, to threaten to leak more incriminating information about him, this would be close to it.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

davecrazy posted:

What did Gaetz get? All all access pass to the local all girls high school?

Monthly 'Bring your daughter to work' days.

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.


Hell Gem

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Of course Gaetz immediately realized 15 was just right.

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1611583442545778690

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Gyges posted:

Of course Gaetz immediately realized 15 was just right.

:vince:

Caros
May 14, 2008

davecrazy posted:

What did Gaetz get? All all access pass to the local all girls high school?

Annual bring your daughter to Matt Gaetz office.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

davecrazy posted:

What did Gaetz get? All all access pass to the local all girls high school?

Scuttlebutt says Armed Services Committee chair.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

https://twitter.com/heatherscope/status/1611581157241389056

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Scuttlebutt says Armed Services Committee chair.

Link?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

How long until he mentions fent?

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Gyges posted:

Of course Gaetz immediately realized 15 was just right.

Once we get past 17, Gaetz will lose interest.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

"Madam Clerk, I rise to say: WOW."

Raymond T. Racing
Jun 11, 2019

I AM GRANDO posted:

How long until he mentions fent?

zero, they went with the short is sweet option

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Discendo Vox posted:

If there was ever a reason or time for party leadership, or anyone else with similar motives among the Rs, to threaten to leak more incriminating information about him, this would be close to it.

"I know about the hockey team."

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Lemniscate Blue posted:

Scuttlebutt says Armed Services Committee chair.

He's gonna push the Navy to bring back the Tailhook conventions.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

If I were a mccarthyite I'd be thinking about pulling a gaetz to get concessions, come on chaos
Yeah there's got to be some people having some very interesting thoughts about "if he could get all the whackos, why don't I ask for things?"

This Speaker office is either going to be completely powerless, there's going to be an insane rules package proposed, or probably both at this rate.

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Scuttlebutt says Armed Services Committee chair.

During that chat, I would swear that Gaetz asked, "You sure?" then McCarthy replied, Gaetz nodded, then McCarthy ran to change his adjourn vote.

Caros
May 14, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb6F6kIqlxw

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
just shut up and vote

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost

Fighting Trousers posted:

Once we get past 17, Gaetz will lose interest.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Hm. I thought it was a tweet but it was a goon posting in the GIP CE thread. Treat it as suspicion.

But Rogers is the current ranking Republican on there.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Officially courting the republicans to vote Jeffries now lolllll

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


Lol going straight for inviting 6 to cross the aisle :getin:

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Silly Burrito posted:

just shut up and vote

looool the Dems are dragging out their nomination speech just to gently caress with the Republicans

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