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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


It's a lock now, but it seems the Republicans are still counting chickens before they're hatched. Per NYTimes:

quote:

The whip’s office has sent out a notice that “following the fifteenth ballot, Speaker McCarthy will swear-in all Members-elect and Delegates.”

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
coward scum

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


...and now it's done. G'night folks!

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



MSNBC reporting that they don't have the votes to get the rules package going tonight.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Kevin can wait after all

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
DISAPPOINTED

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Honestly, I think if more Republicans knew that committee chairs were up for sale there would have been more votes for chaos

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
It's been an honor shitposting with all of you tonight. :respek:

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

I just made $500

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Truly, C-SPAN is the height of sports entertainment.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

parthenocarpy posted:

I just made $500

Matt Gaetz sneers at those rookie numbers.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Committee chairs are where you make real money in congress, don't know why more people weren't angling for that poo poo

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
This would be a great time for enough people to switch votes to break the whole thing, but we live in an unjust world. :smith:

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009

fez_machine posted:

Honestly, I think if more Republicans knew that committee chairs were up for sale there would have been more votes for chaos

They honestly should have realized that as they saw the resistors getting McCarthy to make promises and concessions. I don't understand why so many bent so quickly.

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009
lol, and additionaly lmao. mike rogers is a loving tool if all that's legit.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

K-Mac is all smiles and laughs now, but I imagine it can be measured in days, maybe hours, before he realizes what he's gotten himself into.

Or maybe not, he's pretty fuckin' dumb.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Bah, he's speaker.

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
Gaetz with top secret security clearance seems like an extremely dangerous idea...

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
LOL chanting USA USA after this near 3rd world shitshow

darkforce898
Sep 11, 2007

Doodoofully

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Staff need clearance but members of Congress do not need clearances to access classified poo poo.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

It's very impressive that in a caucus with both the Squad, and Golden, Peltola, Cuellar; a leadership team that's completely new to leadership has managed to hold everyone together so firmly in votes and messaging with the only absence being a dude who needed surgery who still got back in time to vote. Incredible contrast to guys who've been here 2 decades and got humiliated 15 times by a gelled-up sex trafficker before surrendering completely.

To be fair it's infinitely easier in the minority, and in the House, where the other side is so transparently dysfunctional.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Don't forget to buy your C-SPAN AND CHILL hoodies on your way out

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

tecnocrat posted:

MSNBC reporting that they don't have the votes to get the rules package going tonight.

ha-ha

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
Who the hell is that Richie Rich looking rear end kid they just showed

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

tecnocrat posted:

MSNBC reporting that they don't have the votes to get the rules package going tonight.

Gaetz is already scrambling for the conch.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
It is 1 in the drat morning, just get this poo poo over with.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

OK yeah Jeffries is goofy as hell, but I kinda like him. I hope he's good at viciously sniping mercilesslessly from the minority.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
If SNL hasn't got him already they're going to have someone go all in on his weird hand movements.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Yeah, this is a major political figure who is extremely easily politically copied

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

If SNL hasn't got him already they're going to have someone go all in on his weird hand movements.

I bet SNL is kicking themselves for getting rid of Chris Redd right now because he's a drat spitting image of Hakeem Jeffries

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


I guess I'm showing my provincialism here but Jefferies is the first non-white guy from New York I've ever heard to talk in this cartoon 50s Brooklyn accent

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Is Jeffries doing this speech off the cuff?

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

OK drat it I love this. Jeffries is totally loving stabbing into the eye of McCarthy, "you might have the vote, but I am calling all single last bit of bullshit before I finally have to hand over power."

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007

Charliegrs posted:

Is Jeffries doing this speech off the cuff?

He was going through the alphabet there, so it'd be pretty amazing if it were off the cuff.

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
Laughed when he went into that cadence

Yo my name is Hakeem and I’m here to say

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Why did McCarthy want this again?

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Rigel posted:

OK drat it I love this. Jeffries is totally loving stabbing into the eye of McCarthy, "you might have the vote, but I am calling all single last bit of bullshit before I finally have to hand over power."

Jefferies better loving watch how he talks to the speaker if he doesn’t want Kevin to give him everything he wants

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Charliegrs posted:

I bet SNL is kicking themselves for getting rid of Chris Redd right now because he's a drat spitting image of Hakeem Jeffries

They can always bring back Fred Armisen.

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