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Frank Frank posted:Shh his time is very valuable. He doesn’t have time to answer your question. Yes I am having a stroke. I wont lie I slept in my car last night and it got up to about 145° for a few hours because of where I parked. Superchargers are everywhere so I can make up for getting married so young. HIPA violation much?
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SLOSifl posted:Okay “lol” back and it absolutely is exactly identical to a personal diver. Maybe not a “chauffeur”. If a 6 year old can get me and my 6 year old son to the store and to my buddy’s house and back then who needs a $17k chauffeur? Fancy French speakers i guess? Concerning
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Chrpno posted:What do you do, pat the Tesla on the roof and say "off you go little fella, see you at 4"?? That's Elon's promise of things "coming soon", though I'm not sure how it finds its way back to you after its cameras are covered in the blood of a dozen kindergarteners.
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If you press enter a couple of times this looks like beatnik poetry.SLOSifl posted:I do have time actually, since I’m not sitting on the hood of my car
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SLOSifl posted:I do have time actually, since I’m not sitting on the hood of my car smoking a Parliament just in case I need to go get a pack of cigarettes. That first paragraph has strong dont be a clown on the clown car vibes
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SLOSifl posted:I like to think of the $15k cost of FSD as paying a driver for 24/7 service. It's good to dream but self-driving cars right now are at least 20 years away from this level of capability. At least. Stop trying to pretend like FSD has this level of capability before you get somebody killed edit: SLOSifl posted:For that reason $15k is a very good deal for me. I don’t really go anywhere so a lot of that driver time is waiting - at worst I save $2k in driver wages and don’t have to pay taxes on that income either. So that’s $4k minus taxes minus the $2k right there. I have a medical condition that makes me react weird to alcohol so it is also much safer if I have to go somewhere. Jesus loving christ please do not get behind the wheel of a car after drinking alcohol QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Jan 7, 2023 |
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"I have a condition that makes alcohol act weird with me!" I'm on medication that makes alcohol act weird with me, so I don't drink! You know that's an option, right?
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Offler posted:If you press enter a couple of times this looks like beatnik poetry. Tes La Menu Men You Glove. Compartment. Love. Compartment. Divorce? Enforce. Love. Menu. Tes. You. edit: gently caress, I’m sorry. This isn’t real and I’m a little surprised people think I was actually supporting Tesla here. I guess yeah, who knows anymore. SLOSifl fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Jan 7, 2023 |
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Musk doesn’t say that he woke up because he doesn’t want to say he is woke. Fake edit: It’s cool and good that people are starting to realize what a shitlord he is.
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I have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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I have a condition where liquor and bong rips make it difficult ro drive so Im opting for the tesla service
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I fear the Woke Mind Virus is ravaging this very thread. Concerning.
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Tiny Timbs posted:Dunno what kind of pants you have to buy not to fit a modern phone. Cheek huggers I guess Half of the world begs to disagree.  I always prioritize pockets in my pants and my phones STILL stick out of them even when I use the back pockets.
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SLOSifl posted:I like to think of the $15k cost of FSD as paying a driver for 24/7 service. If you drive a legacy vehicle, you are essentially your own personal driver. My time is quite valuable so I would have to pay myself about $17k to drive myself around and be available at my every whim. Keep in mind that as a personal driver you can’t just decide to go get lunch anytime, in case you need a ride somewhere. You’re always on the clock. 17k isn’t enough to survive on and you’re looking at a second job at minimum. Omfg stfu you psycopath Tesla owners have loving brain damage Big loving lol at "I dont go anywhere so 15k is a steal!" PneumonicBook fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Jan 7, 2023 |
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SLOSifl posted:I do have time actually, since I’m not sitting on the hood of my car smoking a Parliament just in case I need to go get a pack of cigarettes. I actually posted like this once when I was on Ambien.
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He's just putting the crack in the parliament, like you're supposed to
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rotinaj posted:Other companies are leaps and bounds ahead of tesla because they are using intelligent systems with radar and lidar and sonar and laser and blazer and all sorts of azers, and i still don’t want one Thats the solution right there. You just vaporize obstacles (children, dogs, other cars, etc.) with lasers before you can crash into them. On topic: In a nutshell, this would be a stupid idea, but when you consider Elmo and the whole Tesla ecosystem, idk.
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SLOSifl posted:Okay “lol” back and it absolutely is exactly identical to a personal diver. Maybe not a “chauffeur”. If a 6 year old can get me and my 6 year old son to the store and to my buddy’s house and back then who needs a $17k chauffeur? Fancy French speakers i guess? The difference is that you have to pay your chauffeur a bit extra on the side to murder your kids.
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Gadzuko posted:Actual self driving does exist, Waymo has self driving taxis where you just sit in the back and let it take you where you're going. But they only operate in very limited well-mapped areas, have far more comprehensive sensors than Tesla and always have a car lurking somewhere nearby with a driver in it who will come rescue you if the car gets stuck. That's about as far as we are going to get for the foreseeable future. Interesting. I'd never heard of them because I don't live anywhere close the two cities they operate in. Not sure how it's functionally any different than an Uber though. Yeah, I don't have to share car space with somebody that wants to chat my ear off on the way to the airport, but on the other hand, I think I'd feel safer with a real driver. Ideally, if FSD were a perfected technology (which, lmao), you'd want it to be in a car you own.
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CuwiKhons posted:Interesting. I'd never heard of them because I don't live anywhere close the two cities they operate in. Not sure how it's functionally any different than an Uber though. Yeah, I don't have to share car space with somebody that wants to chat my ear off on the way to the airport, but on the other hand, I think I'd feel safer with a real driver. Ideally, if FSD were a perfected technology (which, lmao), you'd want it to be in a car you own. It basically is a driverless Uber. I would think some women might prefer them because there is no possibility of creeps creeping. I've taken them a bunch around Chandler, AZ because I happen to live in the little bubble they operate in. I enjoy riding in them, but I'm a massive introvert.
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Gadzuko posted:Actual self driving does exist, Waymo has self driving taxis where you just sit in the back and let it take you where you're going. But they only operate in very limited well-mapped areas, have far more comprehensive sensors than Tesla and always have a car lurking somewhere nearby with a driver in it who will come rescue you if the car gets stuck. That's about as far as we are going to get for the foreseeable future. Well what they could do next is put these cars on their own road, or track if you like, then join them together kinda, but the front one would have a driver in it, then you could have various pickup points or "stations" along the way
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PneumonicBook posted:He's just putting the crack in the parliament, like you're supposed to
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Chrpno posted:Well what they could do next is put these cars on their own road, or track if you like, then join them together kinda, but the front one would have a driver in it, then you could have various pickup points or "stations" along the way See if this connected convoy of cars is on a track, you don't even need a driver. Then a self driving,let's call it train, could totally work
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Devils Affricate posted:What if someone barfs in the Waymo I assume they have a barf boy whose job it is to remove the barf.
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I assume they have a barf boy whose job it is to remove the barf. yeah after five years they give me a brush
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I heard that Elon Musk has a weird hatred for barf boys so the Tesla factories are just covered in barf 24/7 despite it being a major safety hazard.
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Chrpno posted:Well what they could do next is put these cars on their own road, or track if you like, then join them together kinda, but the front one would have a driver in it, then you could have various pickup points or "stations" along the way Is there a good way to keep poor people out of it?
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:See if this connected convoy of cars is on a track, you don't even need a driver. Then a self driving,let's call it train, could totally work nonono, never use THAT word. What we are looking for is more BlueSky, "AlphaRail" would be an excellent first pitch, but I need 500 variations to consider on my desk by monday
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steinrokkan posted:The difference is that you have to pay your chauffeur a bit extra on the side to murder your kids.
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Man, I know there was a lot to unpack in crazy post, but how did no one comment on the assertion that drivers need to be available at all hours, not even getting lunch breaks. Also their worth is estimated at a measly 17k and they'll need a second job during their no off time
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Renreeja posted:nonono, never use THAT word. What we are looking for is more BlueSky, "AlphaRail" would be an excellent first pitch, but I need 500 variations to consider on my desk by monday Sorry, no, this "train" thing has been done by our competitors and they've got a standard. To stand out we gotta be different; three rails with wheels on every one, so you're gonna need to design a train with a center wheel too, and it's gotta be battery powered charging off a Tesla station at every stop. Overhead power? And use our competitor's electricity? That's stupid, you're stupid. And fired. Get out.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Sorry, no, this "train" thing has been done by our competitors and they've got a standard. To stand out we gotta be different; three rails with wheels on every one, so you're gonna need to design a train with a center wheel too, and it's gotta be battery powered charging off a Tesla station at every stop.
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Offler posted:An oldie but goodie. Camera only FSD makes a lot more sense when it's used for a single lane tunnel that has white lines at the edge of the road. At that point build another subway though
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