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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Lobok posted:

If all cops are bastards then Dick is a dick dick.

:hai:

EDIT: What a terrible snipe. As penance I offer you the secret knowledge of God's Gang. Do with it what you will.

https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1611760271852449792?s=20&t=DaOjiEwE2CU2Cg6PUyKQ-Q

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Dick De Cock

private dick

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
doesn't seem so private if its just his name

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://mobile.twitter.com/offbeatorbit/status/1611532045875924992

https://mobile.twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1611499592788451329
https://mobile.twitter.com/realJackJWyatt/status/1611500906792767488

https://mobile.twitter.com/beetlemoses/status/1611517070168014848

https://mobile.twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1611484225655693313

https://mobile.twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1611564701670084609

https://twitter.com/JunoBirch/status/1611459257014034453

Ambitious Spider posted:

Friday is a dumb song, but it's also a bop. Song is still stuck in my head, and I can recite it word for word. RB rebecca black still chillin in the front seat, in the back...

Friday came out around the same time as the very popular Marvin's Room by Drake (my senior year of high school), and I left several people flabbergasted by never backing down that the former was a way better song than the latter.

If you're unfamiliar, Drake's previous songs were closer to 100% hip hop, while this song was one of his first ventures into....I dunno, R&B? Basically, he's trying to sing and it sounds like rear end. (Think a way worse version of Just Hold On, also by Drake).

Rebecca Black sounds like she's having fun! If you're drunk enough, you can even sorta dance to it! She's also a literal child! Drake can't loving sing either, but he sounds like he's miserable, and what do you do when that song comes on at the club/party, just stand around and awkwardly nod?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Read After Burning posted:

what do you do when that song comes on at the club/party, just stand around and awkwardly nod?

I see you're familiar with my dance style

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

Read After Burning posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/offbeatorbit/status/1611532045875924992

https://mobile.twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1611499592788451329
https://mobile.twitter.com/realJackJWyatt/status/1611500906792767488

https://mobile.twitter.com/beetlemoses/status/1611517070168014848

https://mobile.twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1611484225655693313

https://mobile.twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1611564701670084609

https://twitter.com/JunoBirch/status/1611459257014034453

Friday came out around the same time as the very popular Marvin's Room by Drake (my senior year of high school), and I left several people flabbergasted by never backing down that the former was a way better song than the latter.

If you're unfamiliar, Drake's previous songs were closer to 100% hip hop, while this song was one of his first ventures into....I dunno, R&B? Basically, he's trying to sing and it sounds like rear end. (Think a way worse version of Just Hold On, also by Drake).

Rebecca Black sounds like she's having fun! If you're drunk enough, you can even sorta dance to it! She's also a literal child! Drake can't loving sing either, but he sounds like he's miserable, and what do you do when that song comes on at the club/party, just stand around and awkwardly nod?

Is this satire

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/jaeluvsjoon/status/1611515490706542594

Starks posted:

Is this satire

Yeah, I don't think a baby really said "Alright, bruv". :)

:lol:, actually....he totally did. The UK is wild.

So nah, don't think so. I think "shirts that go hard" may often use fake images (as in editing text onto a shirt), though.

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 20:03 on Jan 7, 2023

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Mierenneuker posted:

Let me tell you about one of the most successful Dutch crime series, Baantjer. It features the murder cases handled by police detective De Cock and his partner Dick.

His gimmick/catchphrase was him spelling out the name every time he met someone new lol

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I love how these people can't help but say repeatedly into easily recorded devices "yes, I'm doing all of the crimes, because I'm smart."
https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1611830260697276416?t=nqk5mbqbdbCYAQW9MxUW_w&s=19

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Lobok posted:

If all cops are bastards then Dick is a dick dick.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Look at that smug little rear end in a top hat.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

and you didn't even go with the perfect twitter account for it

https://twitter.com/UnsolicitedDiks/status/1519775965081124866

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

How on earth is she going to introduce herself for half an hour? This should be goo... Oh :(

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Normy posted:

She's actually really cool and has put out some decent music now.

I’d bet most musicians put out Friday-level music early in their careers too, Rebecca just had the unfortunate luck (although probably good luck in the long run) that hers went viral for everyone to see

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?


Solar Tornado posted:

White people love to be named...?

They'll see a real name of some person in a tweet or article and post "white people love to be named domp" or whatever the name is

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

TotalLossBrain posted:

What's Jack Thompson up to these days

Died after Ethan CAD used the ownage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cJatLp31sg

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Rachel Black wasn't even the real embarrassing part of Friday. It was her friend who had the unfortunate elbow swing dance move.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Iirc Friday was never really meant to be... Seen, it came out of some sketchy company that would write a song and auto tune the poo poo out of any child whose parents paid enough money, and this sort of thing is apparently more intended for like promotion in the child pageant world

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Killingyouguy! posted:

Iirc Friday was never really meant to be... Seen, it came out of some sketchy company that would write a song and auto tune the poo poo out of any child whose parents paid enough money, and this sort of thing is apparently more intended for like promotion in the child pageant world

I was under the impression that the video was the output of like a birthday party gift/activity, as in "for your birthday party you and your friends get to make a music video starring you!"

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



There's a recent YouTube video of someone who looked into the company, they would charge 2 to 4k for what amounts to personalised music videos for the kids to sing and dance to as a birthday present by their parents, and were meant to be cheesy nickelodeon level songs. But Friday got huge by sheer accident (apparently from being shown on tosh o), Rebecca refused to take it down because it would mean the bullies won etc etc and hired herself a publicist, and her parents were presumably supportive and helped a lot. The owner of the company who looks like fat usher tried to capitalise and recapture that lightning in the bottle with other kids but looked crazier and creepier and apparently stopped altogether when one of them was made a video that looked like she was a child prostitute in jail.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




The Saddest Rhino posted:

There's a recent YouTube video of someone who looked into the company, they would charge 2 to 4k for what amounts to personalised music videos for the kids to sing and dance to as a birthday present by their parents, and were meant to be cheesy nickelodeon level songs. But Friday got huge by sheer accident (apparently from being shown on tosh o), Rebecca refused to take it down because it would mean the bullies won etc etc and hired herself a publicist, and her parents were presumably supportive and helped a lot. The owner of the company who looks like fat usher tried to capitalise and recapture that lightning in the bottle with other kids but looked crazier and creepier and apparently stopped altogether when one of them was made a video that looked like she was a child prostitute in jail.

Jon Ronson did a short video on him.

https://youtu.be/cNB8tG3P-rM

The concerning thing is that YouTube seems to claim this video is 11 years old and that can't be right.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Aramoro posted:

Jon Ronson did a short video on him.

https://youtu.be/cNB8tG3P-rM

The concerning thing is that YouTube seems to claim this video is 11 years old and that can't be right.

Obama was elected 15 years ago OP.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

The Saddest Rhino posted:

There's a recent YouTube video of someone who looked into the company, they would charge 2 to 4k for what amounts to personalised music videos for the kids to sing and dance to as a birthday present by their parents, and were meant to be cheesy nickelodeon level songs. But Friday got huge by sheer accident (apparently from being shown on tosh o), Rebecca refused to take it down because it would mean the bullies won etc etc and hired herself a publicist, and her parents were presumably supportive and helped a lot. The owner of the company who looks like fat usher tried to capitalise and recapture that lightning in the bottle with other kids but looked crazier and creepier and apparently stopped altogether when one of them was made a video that looked like she was a child prostitute in jail.

I feel like you're talking about this video that I just watched last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVQkDz91sdU

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/darth_erogenous/status/1478806093438595076

https://twitter.com/balb_kubrox/status/1611337534222786563

https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1611679552975310850

https://twitter.com/autogynefiles/status/1611192213152878592

https://twitter.com/ideaot/status/261600148436680704

https://twitter.com/god_brane/status/1611476094309355539

https://twitter.com/bogtrinkets/status/1611517199486976001

https://twitter.com/h3xenbrenner2/status/1611391649434963969

https://twitter.com/salesforcechild/status/1611494129338294276

https://twitter.com/FamousKeven/status/1611536858902577153

Beeswax has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Jan 8, 2023

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

There's a recent YouTube video of someone who looked into the company, they would charge 2 to 4k for what amounts to personalised music videos for the kids to sing and dance to as a birthday present by their parents, and were meant to be cheesy nickelodeon level songs. But Friday got huge by sheer accident (apparently from being shown on tosh o), Rebecca refused to take it down because it would mean the bullies won etc etc and hired herself a publicist, and her parents were presumably supportive and helped a lot. The owner of the company who looks like fat usher tried to capitalise and recapture that lightning in the bottle with other kids but looked crazier and creepier and apparently stopped altogether when one of them was made a video that looked like she was a child prostitute in jail.

And good for her, she does some legit good stuff now

https://youtu.be/RrhtZNhXumo

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Was not expecting to get recontextualizing lore for Rebecca Black's Friday.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Lobok posted:

Was not expecting to get recontextualizing lore for Rebecca Black's Friday.

And the owner did the raps breaks in their songs and got progressively creepier on later videos

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/CircleKPolarPop/status/1608960781688909824?t=1tAtQrR6YSxyuWoSrLVr1A&s=19

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Those guys really love buttholes

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Lobok posted:

Was not expecting to get recontextualizing lore for Rebecca Black's Friday.

Rebecca Black-Friday walked so that Rebecca Black-Friday(hyperpop remix) could run

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Australian journalists on twitter just being one of the guys are the most tiring sad people.

Unrelated
https://twitter.com/choquei/status/1611482599469502464

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Those guys really love buttholes

:same:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDWAVE/status/1611887282407067650?s=20&t=VZ-A4ZpO0RaPhhm6wO44yQ

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

https://twitter.com/VermiixPhantom/status/1611770818219884545?s=20&t=JRJ8lqWIEg-s8BFBCVAseA

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



good for her

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

arsenicCatnip posted:

good for her

Is it? That girl seems insanely fickle

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



CharlestheHammer posted:

Is it? That girl seems insanely fickle

have you ever heard of compulsive heterosexuality

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evy-R_fzGTw&t=1s

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

I used to play trumpet and I think that would vibrate my lips off.

I've tried to sit down and work out circular breathing a few times with a didgeridoo and I just cannot make it happen. Impressive. I think Kenny G once played a single note on the clarinet that way for like 45 minutes, which is a hell of a thing.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I used to play trumpet and I think that would vibrate my lips off.

I could do it on the sax and my teeth would go numb after 30 seconds.

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