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PiratePrentice
Oct 29, 2022

by Hand Knit
It's not that weird for people of a certain demographic to never log on anything important on their phones. Lots of millennials who grew up as dork rear end nerds posting on forums probably do all their important stuff on a desktop and only use their phone as a media device with texting capability.

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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Ras Het posted:

This is a pretty weird question to ask. A lot of people don't really use computers for anything that doesn't specifically require using a big keyboard. Everything is done on phones, and pretty much every workplace, school etc will have at least one mobile platform you need to log on to. And because of two-step verification I need to log into things on my phone to log into things on my computers

Sorry it's weird? I graduated university ~5 years ago and have worked at a couple different corporations and none of them required being logged into anything on my phone

PiratePrentice posted:

It's not that weird for people of a certain demographic to never log on anything important on their phones. Lots of millennials who grew up as dork rear end nerds posting on forums probably do all their important stuff on a desktop and only use their phone as a media device with texting capability.

Yeah I guess this describes me lol

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Killingyouguy! posted:

How often do other people need to type passwords into their phones anyway? The Twitter and SA apps boot me out about once a year and I think those are the only apps I have that require a login

Not trying to be a shithead genuinely asking idk how other people use their phones

I don't like to do personal stuff on my work computer. Lately I've have to input passwords on my phone during work hours for stuff like:
  • Log in to my doctor's website to confirm an appointment.
  • Log in to my pharmacy's website to request some prescriptions be delivered.
  • Log in to my health insurance providers website because they sent me an email saying they had an "urgent message" about those prescription but I had to log in the THEIR patient portal to actually read the message.
  • Doctor referred me a to a specialist when those prescriptions didn't help. They too had their own separate patient portal.
Lots of stuff requires a separate account these days. I use 1Password so thankfully I didn't have to manually type in all those usernames and passwords by hand.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

For anyone who isn't quite sure what we're all even talking about, here's Password Managers 101.

A password manager, in its most basic form, is a program that runs on your local computer and stores login/password information for you in a secure way so that you don't have to remember it. I say it's stored in a secure way because the database file with all your passwords in it is encrypted with the one (hopefully good and long) password that you DO have to remember. When you want a password, you use that password to open the password manager database, then copy-paste the password you want from the password manager to the web browser or whatever. (You can get fancier than copy-paste, with autotyping or browser plugins, but I'm keeping it simple here.)

Password managers might seem a little complicated if you haven't used them, but they're really pretty simple. Here, try one out for yourself. KeePassXC is a good one: it's cross-platform, free and open-source, not dependent on cloud anything, and trusted by infosec nerds. If people want I could type up a whole tutorial, but just play around with it, you'll figure it out. Make yourself a demo database, create some entries for fictitious websites and generate world-class passwords for all of them that are unique in the history of the world and simply can't be brute-forced in less time than the present age of the universe, and are therefore much better passwords than your dog's name with a couple of numbers after it.

Once you start using a password manager in real life, that little database file becomes rather important, so you'll want to keep it backed up somewhere in case of a hard drive failure or accidental deletion. Fortunately, it's heavily encrypted, so you don't need to be too picky about where you put it -- tossing a copy onto your Google drive, and doing so every time you add or change something, works fine. So does giving a copy to your mom for safekeeping. (Just don't catch-22 yourself and have your only backup copy of the database stored somewhere that you can only get into with a password in that database.) You can get fancier with this; there are various forms of automatic cloud sync available, and some password managers natively live in the cloud, but again, I'm just keeping it simple for now.

Questions?

Slimy Hog posted:

How do you log into things on mobile?

There are mobile apps for KeePass, 1Password, and all the rest, which work exactly like the desktop apps.

abelwingnut posted:

this is no small question, but certainly related—how close are we technologically to moving on from passwords?

Passkeys are supposedly going to be the next big thing -- you can think of this as a system that automates all the manual steps you currently have to do yourself when using a password manager. But do note that there are still major issues with cross platform compatibility, and very few sites even support it yet. The infosec community is far from unanimous on whether it's even a good idea in the first place. For now, your best bet is a good old fashioned password manager storing passwords that look something like xG'A6QpE)r/LzbIy-k=B.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
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Powered Descent posted:

There are mobile apps for KeePass, 1Password, and all the rest, which work exactly like the desktop apps.

Better than the desktop apps, imo. Phones have better integration for password managers. The process just becomes: tap on login field, tap on popup for password manager, type in master password, and then the field autopopulates and you click login. Not as much copy/paste, though sometimes it does get confused by forms and you do need to do that, but less often than desktop.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

tuyop posted:

No you can’t lol

If you need to print your likeness onto a mannequin, or even make a parameterized sculpture, that's still entirely doable. There's only so many ways your phone can collect data about your face, and all an attacker needs to do is deceive those sensors. The point isn't that it's trivial to fake a biometric check, just that it's foolish to assume that it's impossible. And if it does get cracked, there's nothing you can do about it because you can't change your biometrics.

Qubee
May 31, 2013




Why are recliners so drat expensive? In my country, there's one store that sells them and they go for upwards of $600. God drat.

IKEA has a recliner but I reckon it'll be poo poo. I'm still going to try it out this weekend but I don't have high hopes. I just really don't wanna drop so much money on a chair. I had a recliner in the UK but it was cheap cause I nabbed it from a charity shop.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
Furniture in general is expensive. IKEA is a miracle of economy, producing decent furniture at rock-bottom prices. As a side-effect, it's completely distorted peoples' perceptions of how much things cost. If you want non-lovely furniture that IKEA doesn't make, be prepared to spend a lot of money.

Recliners in specific are probably expensive first because of the mechanisms, and second because, due to the reclining action, they have to be able to stand up to forces coming at them from a variety of angles. Most cheap furniture is designed to be strong in exactly and only the way in which they're expected to be used, and will fall apart if forces hit them from an unexpected angle. That's harder to accomplish with a recliner.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Yeah, good furniture is expensive and recliners are furniture with moving parts that can wear out and break. I'm actually typing this while sitting in a recliner that randomly drops an inch and scares the poo poo out of me because the ratchet mechanism has worn out.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


TooMuchAbstraction posted:

And if it does get cracked, there's nothing you can do about it because you can't change your biometrics.

Some people claim that this mean biometric data is a username, not a password. I think that's pretty convincing.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Dr. Stab posted:

Better than the desktop apps, imo. Phones have better integration for password managers. The process just becomes: tap on login field, tap on popup for password manager, type in master password, and then the field autopopulates and you click login. Not as much copy/paste, though sometimes it does get confused by forms and you do need to do that, but less often than desktop.

Not sure which password manager you use but for keepass hitting ctrl+v over your password entry will alt-tab to the most recent window and type in your username / password, or whatever you program in instead. For the aforementioned constantly-logged out Google account I removed the entering the username part, so it just auto-tabs back and re-signs me in by just typing password.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

If you need to print your likeness onto a mannequin, or even make a parameterized sculpture, that's still entirely doable. There's only so many ways your phone can collect data about your face, and all an attacker needs to do is deceive those sensors. The point isn't that it's trivial to fake a biometric check, just that it's foolish to assume that it's impossible. And if it does get cracked, there's nothing you can do about it because you can't change your biometrics.

It would also have to have moving eyes that can be tracked looking at the screen. I guess that’s also doable, but things are getting silly here since the device defaults to a password when powered down or if the Face ID check fails a certain number of times.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
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Tesseraction posted:

Not sure which password manager you use but for keepass hitting ctrl+v over your password entry will alt-tab to the most recent window and type in your username / password, or whatever you program in instead. For the aforementioned constantly-logged out Google account I removed the entering the username part, so it just auto-tabs back and re-signs me in by just typing password.

That's already more work than on the phone, where it already knows which site or app is requesting the password, and that it is requesting a password right now. You can't do the google account macro on the phone, I don't think.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
I have a fuckton of passwords for work, like 30-40 and like half of them change constantly. I keep all of them in a locked iCloud note on my iPhone. When I need a password I open my phone with my face or my passcode and then I open the document which again requires either my face or a different password from the code used to unlock the phone. When a password changes, I immediately open the document and update the line with that password.

This works great for my purposes and seems pretty secure to me, but please tell me why this is wrong and stupid.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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Password managers typically have autofill features so you don't have to manually copy-paste from your note / database, which also means you don't have to display all the passwords on screen when you open up the note.
I think the iphone even has a builtin one called "iCloud keychain", probably a pain to sync with non-apple devices tho
They also have built in secure password generators which is nice if you just want a random secure password for a new account.

But overall yeah, assuming icloud's encryption for locked notes is decent quality, your method is basically fine, it's just a low-tech version of a password manager.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Tiggum posted:

I try the current password, and if it doesn't work then I reset it. :shrug:

Protip: if you have to reset a forgotten password, reset it to what you thought it was. That's already in your memory.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
The problem with that is that you’re likely remembering a previous iteration and most accounts prevent you from recycling old passwords.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

mllaneza posted:

Protip: if you have to reset a forgotten password, reset it to what you thought it was. That's already in your memory.

"You can't reuse the same password" has happened to me on a number of occasions doing that.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

At my old job it was surprisingly easy to not reuse the same password when we had to change it every year because it didn't apparently detect that I'd changed mypassword2014 to mypassword2015

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Tesseraction posted:

At my old job it was surprisingly easy to not reuse the same password when we had to change it every year because it didn't apparently detect that I'd changed mypassword2014 to mypassword2015
My uni's system said that just changing the ending was too similar - but it only checked against the most recent password. So I had to cycle between mypasswordMONTH and MONTHmypassword.

And then I wrote it down anyway.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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if your uni can even keep track of that it means they have really bad password security.
they should never actually be storing your password anywhere, only a non-reversible cryptographic hash of it

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

if your uni can even keep track of that it means they have really bad password security.
they should never actually be storing your password anywhere, only a non-reversible cryptographic hash of it

They can still do some basic checks, e.g. if minor permutations of your new password produce the same hash as the old password. But yeah, it's more likely they were storing the password in plaintext somewhere. :\

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

The “trick” is that in a mandated password change, you usually just typed in the old password. So they can check the new one against it for similarity.

Carillon
May 9, 2014






TooMuchAbstraction posted:

They can still do some basic checks, e.g. if minor permutations of your new password produce the same hash as the old password. But yeah, it's more likely they were storing the password in plaintext somewhere. :\

I thought the whole point of a hash was that small differences made totally different hashes?

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Carillon posted:

I thought the whole point of a hash was that small differences made totally different hashes?

Yes, but if you make some small change to the new password and it hashes to the existing hash...

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

hooah posted:

Yes, but if you make some small change to the new password and it hashes to the existing hash...

Then someone's using a broken hashing algorithm

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

dupersaurus posted:

Then someone's using a broken hashing algorithm

No? If a person's current password is password2022 and they're trying to change it to password2023, the input program can go "well, I'll change the last digit by one and see if it matches the hash I have stored".

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

Yeah you could do stuff like store the hash of certain substrings and compare those - like the first and last x characters as well as the whole hash. Wouldn't be that bad security wise to do that. But yeah I'd bet in most cases when you see that kind of message they're just storing the plaintext.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'
nvm, reading comprehension

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

smackfu posted:

The “trick” is that in a mandated password change, you usually just typed in the old password. So they can check the new one against it for similarity.

You know I hadn't thought about that, that's a pretty clever way of getting your plaintext password for comparison without having ever stored it.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Reading data that the user typed in isn't clever.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

ultrafilter posted:

Reading data that the user typed in isn't clever.

Well, I presume that it takes the plaintext passwords, runs the usual hash to check it's the correct password, and then stores it in transient memory until the user puts in the new password in order to check it's not the same or similar.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
Would it be weird if I changed my last name to something random I've picked out?

I'm divorced, and I could have gone back to my maiden name during the process but I never liked that name (both because of rear end in a top hat family members and it just has a clunky sound.) I know my ex husband would like it if I no longer had his name (tho there's no pressure from him or anything like that.)

I'm trying to get my dumb, drama-filled life back on track and a new last name feels refreshing. I know it will cost money and I'll have to change my name everywhere and that sucks. I don't see myself getting married again. I dunno, do people do this?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I know of at least one couple who took a portmanteau of their last names when they got married. That's not exactly your situation but it's close.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I had a friend who got married and they both took a made up name to distance themselves from lovely family. It was five and good even after they divorced. So if you're okay with the practicalities and explaining a bit, it's cool. Just don't pick Skywalker or Snow or some dumb nerd poo poo please. Or at least make it more obscure.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

BonHair posted:

Just don't pick Skywalker or Snow or some dumb nerd poo poo please. Or at least make it more obscure.

credburn posted:

Hey gang

#wokecishetwhiteguyproblems here

Recently my life fell apart in a real big way. My life partner left me for my best friend, all my friends exiled me from the group in lieu of said best friend who was already their friend so it worked out better that way. Also both my parents, my cousin, an old friend and (though I wish it didn't affect me so) Lowtax died this year. Since I have no friends or family left, but a small inheritance, I'm moving out of this town and going to college full time. I'm also wanting to change my name; I have no family left who will care, and this name is associated with a life of which I have almost no connection to at this point. Everyone I was close to is either dead or has discarded me. I want to just start all over, start anew.

My concern is this: I want to change my name to my Final Fantasy XIV character's name, which is Damocles Providence. It's a fun name. But it's Greek, and I'm in no way Greek. I know this would be an obvious problem if I changed it to something like a Latino name or an Asian surname, say... but Greek is like, just white people. And it's thousands of years old. It doesn't feel like I'm punching down in any way, or appropriating someone else's culture that isn't already appropriated by all of Western civilization. But I thought I'd get your folks' opinion.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Changing your name when you get divorced isn't unusual, one of my teachers in kindergarten did it and while we were confused that a name changes like that we get over it within a week.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
My neighbor's son changed his name to some made up bullshit when he was in his 20s I think, so sure, why not if that's something you'd like?

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

poo poo it's your name, do what you want (no slurs please).

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

is there a way to find out if a property has been sold if it wasn't MLS listed?

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