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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

:sickos:

Lemony
Jul 27, 2010

Now With Fresh Citrus Scent!

:perfect:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo

and also, I haven't been following this and lamo that the chuds can't get their chud elected speaker lol.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1611425826050027520

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Didn't Boebert already do this bit?

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice

Scratch Monkey posted:

Didn't Boebert already do this bit?

Everyone knows the funniest thing an old white guy can do is repeat a funny thing everyone else already heard recently.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

Didn't Boebert already do this bit?

Well, since there is no actual agenda or principle of government being fought for here you could sort of say the whole thing is a bit.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

poemdexter posted:

Everyone knows the funniest thing an old white guy can do is repeat a funny thing everyone else already heard recently.

Waiting for one of them to go "whaaasssssuuuppppp?"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

BiggerBoat posted:

Waiting for one of them to go "whaaasssssuuuppppp?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1611575212247490561

Listen, I get the impulse

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

No loving way.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

BiggerBoat posted:

No loving way.

Oh yes. Oh yes.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/Al_Drago/status/1611580635969118209

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

This was 15 years ago :corsair:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Freakazoid_ posted:

This was 15 years ago :corsair:

whaaaazzzzzzuuuuuup?

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

BiggerBoat posted:

whaaaazzzzzzuuuuuup?
That was 25 years ago.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

cat botherer posted:

That was 25 years ago.

Where's the beef?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

BiggerBoat posted:

Where's the beef?

That was 400 years ago

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



haveblue posted:

That was 400 years ago

Sometimes I feel like a nut

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

haveblue posted:

That was 400 years ago

Well....have it your way.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

BiggerBoat posted:

Where's the beef?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e9iWizfsm8

Some of FDR's speech sound-bytes became iconic, but did the entertainment industry of his day have ridiculous memes that he could've uttered? Television ruined politics :eng99:

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Freakazoid_ posted:

This was 15 years ago :corsair:

cat botherer posted:

That was 25 years ago.

haveblue posted:

That was 400 years ago

Linear time is an illusion.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Linear time is an illusion.

True, people always have asked where's the beef, people always will.

When it is asked is irrelevant. Everyone knows the answer is that no one knows the answer.
Yet people still ask. Why we still ask is the real question.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

dr_rat posted:

True, people always have asked where's the beef, people always will.

When it is asked is irrelevant. Everyone knows the answer is that no one knows the answer.
Yet people still ask. Why we still ask is the real question.

The menu options have not recently changed. The menu options will never change.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Truly, time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


https://twitter.com/dril/status/1611924796618706945?s=20

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

How old is dick as a euphemism? I'm pretty sure it was then too

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts

Milo and POTUS posted:

How old is dick as a euphemism? I'm pretty sure it was then too

From Etymonline:

quote:

dick (n.)
"fellow, lad, man," 1550s, rhyming nickname for Rick, short for Richard, one of the commonest English names, it has long been a synonym for "fellow," and so most of the slang senses are probably very old, but naturally hard to find in the surviving records. The meaning "penis" is attested from 1891 in Farmer's slang dictionary (possibly British army slang).

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Milo and POTUS posted:

How old is dick as a euphemism? I'm pretty sure it was then too

Nixon was obviously just trying to out Dick LBJ, which I would say a futile move, but as he won the world makes no sense :shrug:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



You can get Jair out of Brazil but you cannot get Jair out of the hospital.

https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/1612458505235038208

Honestly that's way better than the bird blender thing, they should def run with it

zoux fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Jan 9, 2023

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

dr_rat posted:

Nixon was obviously just trying to out Dick LBJ, which I would say a futile move, but as he won the world makes no sense :shrug:

To be fair, LBJ quit because the Democratic party was falling apart and he wanted none of that. And his health was going south fast, he died right around the time his second term would've ended. :rip:, you legendary sex-pest.



Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

zoux posted:



You can get Jair out of Brazil but you cannot get Jair out of the hospital.

https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/1612458505235038208

Honestly that's way better than the bird blender thing, they should def run with it

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

That's a pretty famous photo. LBJ was a great lover of dogs, and kept a pair of beagles at the WH when he became president named Him and Her (that's Him). Now, like all countrified people, he had some odd notions about animals. "Ya see, pulling their ears is good for a hound. Everybody who knows dogs knows that little yelp you heard just means the dog is paying attention," he said as he yanked on Him's ears. It became a minor scandal, with animal lovers around the nation angered by what they saw as abuse but LBJ just saw as rough play. In the end he had to tender a public apology. "“I’ve been pulling Him’s ears since he was a pup and he seemed to like it," he said. I think it's just that country people are rougher with animals than city people, not out of malice but just that animals aren't pets first and foremost on the farm.

Him got hit by a car a couple of years later. LBJ's favorite dog was a mixed breed mutt he stole from his daughter named Yuki.


Yuki was his inseparable companion until his death. After he left politics, he even recorded an ode to dogs as part of a collection of stories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxGjrepmZCg

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

zoux posted:



You can get Jair out of Brazil but you cannot get Jair out of the hospital.

https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/1612458505235038208

Honestly that's way better than the bird blender thing, they should def run with it
Maybe Bolsonaro will get his flying car if he makes it back to Brazil.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Lula is a historic figure, and I hope Joe Biden understands that, and extradites the poop filled fascist back to Brazil.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Christ Almighty, these people really managed to horseshoe creativity back out the other side into brilliance. No joke, it’s so bad it’s great.

As comedy.

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