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i dunno if anyone has ever suggested this before but i just want to help elon here, but if you aren't driving in your own car in the tunnel and getting a lift wouldn't some sort of automated tube you could sit on be more practical than getting a taxi? i hope this helps elon musk in the future. the tube shaped object could even be electric if that's his thing.
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Jan 9, 2023 14:58
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They could have built a rollercoaster instead.
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Jan 9, 2023 14:58
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Imagine being on a rollercoaster except all the cars are separate and you have to steer it yourself (or have Enrique steer it for you) or you'll go off the track Also it's flat
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Jan 9, 2023 14:59
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Jan 9, 2023 15:01
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https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/1612271478925312001 We're just throwing everything at the wall right now, don't even care anymore. The only people who'd want to use twitter for this are the type of people who write poo poo like the twitter files so I can only assume Elon is really going after that sweet Substack money.
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Jan 9, 2023 15:06
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Strong Sauce posted:have you ever wanted to do more work than is necessary at your job? this just raises a question for me: are there geofenced areas teslas aren't allowed to autodrive in? Like military bases? Just sort of internally comparing it to hobby drones.
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Jan 9, 2023 15:07
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When will I be able to make bedazzled gifs out of my tweets, Elon
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Jan 9, 2023 15:11
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kazil posted:Is there a source for this? i doubt they can even get a GPS fix down there so they're probably oblivious to the surface roads
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Jan 9, 2023 15:12
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The quickest way to irrelevance for your platform is to introduce compatibility with the other platforms everyone else already uses "Our phone can run apps that are natively compiled for X other platform! This makes developers want to develop natively on our platform because ???"
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Jan 9, 2023 15:19
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/1612271478925312001 Can't wait for this to roll out and 5 minutes later someone discovers they can now inject javascript into tweets.
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Jan 9, 2023 15:28
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repiv posted:i doubt they can even get a GPS fix down there so they're probably oblivious to the surface roads I mean, that and the Teslas use cameras so the whole explanation makes no sense. But a goon said it so it's gospel
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Jan 9, 2023 15:33
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kazil posted:Is there a source for this? There's a lot of stuff out there from the Vegas Convention Center manager and some of the Boring Co. reps that indicate self driving is "coming" to the loop by the end of 2022. It's only a little past that window, but Musk timelines are always questionable anyway. The loop should be a pretty easy area to FSD in, just load up the loop map and have the car ignore everything else. My guess is that Tesla uses some sort of off the shelf GPS or a license for a service that provides the information and there's some stipulation that Tesla won't touch the data. In looking for the source of the "no self driving because roads and buildings above" thing I did find a Vice article that had the script the Loop drivers were to give to customers if the parking spaces were full or they somehow went to the wrong location, as well as what to say if they were asked questions about the loop or Musk: https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkb8bk/boring-company-loop-drivers-warned-what-to-do-if-theres-traffic Vice posted:The training manual covers many other scenarios, as first reported by TechCrunch, including providing canned scripts for drivers in case they are asked questions about Elon Musk, Tesla, or any number of other "extremely sensitive" topics. Most hilariously, drivers are told to call Musk "Awesome! [Inspiring/Motivating/etc.]" and "a great leader!" The script also includes a response for if riders ask about the safety of the vehicles traveling through the tunnels, but the response is redacted.
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Jan 9, 2023 15:34
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Lazyfire posted:There's a lot of stuff out there from the Vegas Convention Center manager and some of the Boring Co. reps that indicate self driving is "coming" to the loop by the end of 2022. It's only a little past that window, but Musk timelines are always questionable anyway. I'm going to be there later this month and I kind of wanted to see the death trap. Not actually ride in it, just see it. I guess I'll find out if it's open when I get there.
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in 2023 Twitter will slowly transform into a gacha game
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Jan 9, 2023 15:56
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I think you mean Conservafinnity
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OPAONI posted:I don't dispute your points but I think the end state of Libertarian thought is "it should be 14".
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Drone_Fragger posted:They had to use human drivers because autopilot kept detecting the roads above and trying to steer onto them, alledgedly. Why wouldn't they customize the teslas used in the loop so they only have knowledge of the tunnel and not the roads above?
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Jan 9, 2023 16:04
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They've ignored all common sense everywhere else, why ruin a perfect game?
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Machai posted:Why wouldn't they customize the teslas used in the loop so they only have knowledge of the tunnel and not the roads above? Working on it
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Machai posted:Why wouldn't they customize the teslas used in the loop so they only have knowledge of the tunnel and not the roads above? Why use Teslas at all when you can just make some golf carts look like future pods? Edit: or the pods used on rides like the Haunted Mansion?
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Cthulu Carl posted:Why use Teslas at all when you can just make some golf carts look like future pods? Because now Las Vegas has to pay Awesome Elon Musk to use and maintain his cars
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Jan 9, 2023 16:08
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Cthulu Carl posted:Why use Teslas at all when you can just make some golf carts look like future pods? do that and put an IR line tracker on it and you just solved the problems with the loop, outside of the fact that it exists in the first place
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Jan 9, 2023 16:09
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the great thing about the underground tesla tunnel is that when musks dies we can bury him in it
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Cthulu Carl posted:Why use Teslas at all when you can just make some golf carts look like future pods? They could even do those hologram things so it looks like your Tesla driver is a zombie They had this technology perfected in the 60s
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Cthulu Carl posted:Why use Teslas at all when you can just make some golf carts look like future pods? Musk has suggested that the loop will eventually replace the Teslas in there now with his other vaporware product, the Robovan; a "highly configurable" van that exists only as renders and images that look like you fed the words "ugly steel plumber van" into an AI image prompt. It's based on the Cybertruck, so the 2024 launch date Musk pulled out of his rear end is going to be more like 2030 at best.
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Jan 9, 2023 16:35
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Songbearer posted:It's just gorgeously satisfying to see this shining beacon of capitalism walk into rakes again and again while a chorus of sycophants cheer him on for his genius invention of the Manually Operated Kinetic Self Concussion Device I think that should be "Manually Operated Concussion (Kinetic, Self) Device", or MOCKS Device.
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Lazyfire posted:Musk has suggested that the loop will eventually replace the Teslas in there now with his other vaporware product, the Robovan; a "highly configurable" van that exists only as renders and images that look like you fed the words "ugly steel plumber van" into an AI image prompt. It's based on the Cybertruck, so the 2024 launch date Musk pulled out of his rear end is going to be more like 2030 at best. Wasn't the Model 3 released several years behind schedule too?
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The X-man cometh posted:Wasn't the Model 3 released several years behind schedule too? Yes. And at a higher price point than promised iirc
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He has no understanding of lead times and just says dates while the decoratively positioned engineers try not to scream on the stage behind him.
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Sentient Data posted:I think you mean Conservafinnity  My wife sent me this picture yesterday, and I sent her that conservative Brony comic in response. She wasn’t happy to have that in her life, but I think we’re even.
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The NOS sticker on a Chevy Spark is the cringiest thing on there no joke e: well except "police lives matter", i'm being facetious of course
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What's the wing thing on the far right from the plate?
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goatface posted:What's the wing thing on the far right from the plate? I think that's the logo from Attack on Titan. Edit: Yeah what Kojiro says down below. I had heard the author of it is right wing but have no idea how much of the ideology is pushed in the show. Turbinosamente fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jan 9, 2023 |
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goatface posted:What's the wing thing on the far right from the plate? That is from fascist anime Attack on Titan
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I thought people were big on attack on titan
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TVs Ian posted:
it's nice when there's something for everyone (to hate)
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Thanks. I like to try and stay on top of the symbology of the weird.
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ilmucche posted:I thought people were big on attack on titan it's true the people ARE big in attack on titan. that's the problem!
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ilmucche posted:I thought people were big on attack on titan They were but then it turned out the creator is a fash and some of the latest stories are... Just search for "AoT armband"
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i thought attack on titan was on the moon titan.
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