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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Into the Cider-Verse
 
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Escape From Noise

 Oo arr! Oo arr!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Jan 7, 2023 10:00
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# ? May 4, 2024 21:39
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Finger Prince


 Ooarr, moy scrumpy senses be tingling, loverrr!

* # ? Jan 7, 2023 10:27
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Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

Ooarr, moy scrumpy senses be tingling, loverrr!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Jan 7, 2023 10:35
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Escape From Noise

 Oim yor friendly neighborood coiderman.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Jan 7, 2023 10:51
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Finger Prince


 J. J. Jameson: Parker, get me a photo of ciderman for the front page or you're fired!
Peter Parker: beggin yer pardon, master Jameson, but I don't figger on coiderman bein' particularly amenable to none of this pho-to-graphin', if you catch moy meanin' sir.

* # ? Jan 7, 2023 11:12
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Escape From Noise

 Tha Sinister Six? Blige! They'm a bad lot, mind.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Jan 9, 2023 11:44
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Finger Prince


 Oi! Green Goblin! You been gobblin up moy aahpples again? Cheeky sod.

* # ? Jan 9, 2023 14:34
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Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

Oi! Green Goblin! You been gobblin up moy aahpples again? Cheeky sod.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Jan 9, 2023 14:39
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Quadramind

 Your surgery is, of course, top priority. Wait here and stay calm. I'm going to fetch Dr. Wilbur. I saw him heading to his chamber with his ether mask in hand, muttering something about The Ciderverse Rules.

* # ? Jan 9, 2023 19:42
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Oi, sohd off, then! Fockin cheeky bugger fockin strollin on in, like! SOHD OFF!


* # ? Jan 9, 2023 19:55
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Finger Prince


 With great scrumpy comes a complete divestment of responsibility

* # ? Jan 9, 2023 20:10
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Finger Prince


 Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!

* # ? Jan 9, 2023 21:21
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Finger Prince posted:

Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!
* # ? Jan 9, 2023 22:02
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Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!

:vince:



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Jan 10, 2023 00:59
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sb hermit

Finger Prince posted:

Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!

:golfclap:

* # ? Jan 10, 2023 06:12
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google THIS

Finger Prince posted:

Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!
* # ? Jan 10, 2023 15:24
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Stoner Sloth

Finger Prince posted:

Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!
* # ? Jan 10, 2023 15:51
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Shifty Nipples

Finger Prince posted:

Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

* # ? Jan 10, 2023 18:18
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Cosmik Slop

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Finger Prince posted:

Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!

:perfect:

* # ? Jan 11, 2023 01:48
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Finger Prince

* # ? Jan 12, 2023 18:43
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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.

Finger Prince posted:

Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!



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* # ? Jan 14, 2023 23:42
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idiotsavant

Finger Prince posted:

Cider-Man, Cider-Man,
Drinking his cider from a can
Spins a yarn, any size,
Catches hell from his wife
Look Out!
Here comes the Cider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol instead of blood.
Can he walk to the door?
Take a look on the floor.
Hey, there
There goes the Cider-Man.

In the chill of night
Drinking down at the pub
Apples back at the farm
Fermenting in the tub.

Cider-Man, Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Scrumpy is his reward.

To him, life is a great big piss up
Wherever there's a knees up
You'll find the Cider-Man!
* # ? Jan 19, 2023 20:29
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# ? May 4, 2024 21:39
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Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:



Can't believe I didn't empty quote this.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Sep 7, 2023 18:55
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