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hazardousmouse posted:tied to it's Kriss stablecoin, you can utilize their Jump! platform uh huh uh huh
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drk posted:i've discovered there are a *lot* of bitcoin based novels on amazon https://twitter.com/michaelwhitney/status/1612487770257211393
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honestly it's really satisfying to be able to throw a gift directly into the trash, so it was a great present after all.
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Alan Smithee posted:the bog of eternal stench is a crypto convention Why i stopped playing MTG for 20 Alex
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it is really becoming find out season (in re CFTC vs "its not a crime, just a highly profitable trading strategy")
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Stealing profits of others to pay losses of others is totally legal!
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Sickening posted:Stealing Ftx'ed
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Piggy Smalls posted:Found the tweet but all the posts are gone except for one that is a positive reply. Can they delete posts from other users? that's facebook dude
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Friends, customers, colleagues and coiners: for the past six months I have been taking money from you and telling you I'm investing it in cryptocurrency tokens. While I believe everything I did was legal I feel I should clarify what me and my anonymous collaborators have been doing with those funds. First, I buy cocaine equivalent to the value of the funds deposited. I then transfer that cocaine to a deposit in my rectum where it is "cycled" and makes me high as gently caress. This is all legal because it's on the blockchain. Thank you. Amen.
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:Friends, customers, colleagues and coiners: for the past six months I have been taking money from you and telling you I'm investing it in cryptocurrency tokens. While I believe everything I did was legal I feel I should clarify what me and my anonymous collaborators have been doing with those funds. First, I buy cocaine equivalent to the value of the funds deposited. I then transfer that cocaine to a deposit in my rectum where it is "cycled" and makes me high as gently caress. This is all legal because it's on the blockchain. Thank you. Amen. Finally, someone in this thread that understands Bitcoin.
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How do the vegan shrimp platters fit in?
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How come SBF doesn't get vegan meals, but the Qanon shaman got organic food?
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Lammasu posted:How come SBF doesn't get vegan meals, but the Qanon shaman got organic food? I think it was the Bahamian prison that didn't do vegan food.
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I have a dumb question about smart contracts. They need to be validated like anything else on a network, correct? There's not just like one host doing all the smart contract stuff. Could you write intentionally lovely smart contracts to DDOS whatever network you're on?
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Deki posted:I have a dumb question about smart contracts. LOL
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drk posted:i've discovered there are a *lot* of bitcoin based novels on amazon Weirdly tempted to write a crypto romance and self-publish on Amazon. The floozy that tempts the bitcoiner away from true love of the NFT artist leaves him when the price dips. But then it goes to the moon and he becomes a captain of industry and rejects the floozy when she comes back as true love is on the blockchain.
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Deki posted:I have a dumb question about smart contracts. On ethereum anyway, to run a So, no, you'd just drive up gas prices, but other contracts would still run, they'd just have to pay more.
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more falafel please posted:On ethereum anyway, to run a so how do you unstake Ethereum?
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Ethereum is a virtual machine where you pay gas rates per operation or record created. You could create a really inefficient no op contract and pay ethereum gas to box everybody out. But the miners could also just blacklist you if you're only submitting nonsense noops if they are true believers in smart contracts. So the game theory solution is to perhaps make really dumb smart contracts. For example maybe it just adds a jpg link to a ledger. And then you're taking up ops while making money for no real product while you're at it.
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bitcoin is clicker game economy where you paid real money for fake screen money.
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LifeSunDeath posted:bitcoin is clicker game economy where you paid real money for fake screen money. But you see people pay money for digital assets all the time like on Steam therefore my NFT is equivalent Checkmate
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more falafel please posted:On ethereum anyway, to run a Ah, makes sense.
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Deki posted:Ah, makes sense. Does it though?
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Finally caught up on the Cryto Zoo scam and man - anyone investing in any crypto "project" is just asking to be fleeced. The poo poo these people did as a matter of course is just laughable. They stealth-launched the coin so they could all buy up a huge amount of it and then when they "launched" the coin and rubes started buying in they were able to sell all the coins they were able to get at an insane discount with no competition. Then there's all the backstabbing internally and being like "guys don't sell" when half of them did anyway and money missing. It's just amazing. What a shitshow.
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I enjoyed the people who put thousands in to yet another logan paul scam because he said he's changed this time
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If I hosed up so much I made Chloe Bennet break up with me I'd probably go crazy too.
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Boxturret posted:I enjoyed the people who put thousands in to yet another logan paul scam because he said he's changed this time The funny twist is Logan somehow found a way to get scammed itself, and then melted the gently caress down after Coffeezilla released his video. Only to come crawling back when he realized a lawsuit would be so bad for him
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Lammasu posted:If I hosed up so much I made Chloe Bennet break up with me I'd probably go crazy too. a shame upon all Asians was lifted that day speaking of logan paul https://twitter.com/h3h3productions/status/1612612983057940480/ Logan Paul claims he rehomed the pig in 2020 when he moved to Puerto Rico (to avoid taxes).. https://twitter.com/LoganPaul/status/1612860869347532800
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Tom Tucker posted:Finally caught up on the Cryto Zoo scam and man - anyone investing in any crypto "project" is just asking to be fleeced. The poo poo these people did as a matter of course is just laughable. They stealth-launched the coin so they could all buy up a huge amount of it and then when they "launched" the coin and rubes started buying in they were able to sell all the coins they were able to get at an insane discount with no competition. This is just a standard rug pull
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CharlestheHammer posted:The funny twist is Logan somehow found a way to get scammed itself, and then melted the gently caress down after Coffeezilla released his video. Only to come crawling back when he realized a lawsuit would be so bad for him a lot of people pointed out that all the video did was just spread more awareness of logan paul scamming. lmao.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:This is just a standard rug pull It’s actually not standard because two of the developers sold in the shadow launch so Logan never actually got a chance to pull the rug.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:This is just a standard rug pull I always thought they built out the "rug" more fairly, like buying tokens at the time the coin launched, then when it got popular they pull the rug. I didn't realize they could just pre-set the rug like in a Bugs Bunny cartoon and people are somehow OK with investing into any of these projects. That's my own naivete showing I suppose. So in this case they all tried to tell everyone "don't pull the rug yet" and two guys did it anyway that's amazing. Then the fast rug-puller leaked a bunch of stuff to CoffeeZilla about how "I'm the real victim here". Just the level of mental gymnastics needed to be into crypto is insane. Tom Tucker fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Jan 11, 2023 |
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So it was a pig pull? Also LMAO at bored ape people not knowing how legal poo poo works.
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I’m glad the giant mini pig had a good outcome, eventually. Better than a lot of logan paul’s marks!
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If it wasn’t for Logan Paul that pig would have had to spend the rest of its life with Logan Paul.
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The thing about mini pigs is that they are mini, people just don't realize how loving big a pig can get. There's a reason why boar hunting used to be something you did to prove you're a badass, after all.
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He doesn’t give a poo poo about his own human fans why would he give a gently caress about any pig.
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Ups_rail posted:those viet pigs are pretty small Small by pig standards but can still crack 100lbs easy.
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