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Fresh from the inbox:quote:The first real internet porn I ever downloaded was on Kazaa or Morpheus way back in the day. Somehow, the first video I ever downloaded was of a fat woman sitting at a table, non-chalantly pissing her panties all over the floor. I still don't know how THAT ended up being my first, but it was. It became my favourite video and I couldn't get enough of it. It must have triggered some kind of sexual awakening in me because since then I've had a thing for women with a larger physique and a thing for women pissing their pants - though not necessarily at the same time. I've never been able to find that video again and it's probably a good thing I guess. P.S. - This person wishes it to be known that they are willing to respond to thread feedback and questions. I've got a pisscode and everything!
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I can safely say I have absolutely no desire for more info.
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Jan 9, 2023 17:58
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Piss your dick off
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Baron von Eevl posted:I can safely say I have absolutely no desire for more info.
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Is that really how people get into fetishes? I assumed there would be more escalation and refinement, not just the first naughty video you saw as a young teenager setting your pattern for the rest of your life.
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Everyone's wired different, and there's that whole "Nature Vs Nurture" debate, but yeah. We are a product of our upbringing, as beautiful and terrible as it may be. I've been into some weird stuff since high school, so maybe? I have no further questions Mr. Ex-President.
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I saw a reference to an anime boss girlfriend fesh in this thread. Does anyone have the link? It sounds nonsensical but I'm interested in reading it.
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There's also a thing where some people get their first boners after they see some weird poo poo, and then they think that this is what they're exclusively attracted to, when that's not necessarily true. I've only seen this over the internet though, so it's probably bullshit.
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Panty-piss-fatchick goon should probably cut his dick off, and I think we should start referring to therapy goon from now on as "murdered skin suit goon".
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Jan 10, 2023 03:01
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Unrelated but I can't read any of your posts without hearing Casio demo music and the words being read in his voice.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Unrelated but I can't read any of your posts without hearing Casio demo music and the words being read in his voice. oh god now i'm doing it too.
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Jan 10, 2023 04:36
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My job is complete.
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Jan 10, 2023 12:41
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my confession is i still have been trying to astral project to bugworld
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SniperWoreConverse posted:my confession is i still have been trying to astral project to bugworld before you've mastered the blade? your haste is unwise grasshopper
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only a grub would fail to understand that 1 hour in bugworld is 10,000 hours of training
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Space Kablooey posted:There's also a thing where some people get their first boners after they see some weird poo poo, and then they think that this is what they're exclusively attracted to, when that's not necessarily true. Lol if you’re first boner wasn’t from a bumpy car ride.
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vortmax posted:I wish I had less info.
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Anonymous Confessions: I have a pisscode and everything!
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SniperWoreConverse posted:my confession is i still have been trying to astral project to bugworld
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Necroposting baby. Does anyone monitor the inbox anymore? Still thinking of the goon that was sexually harassed by his boss then went on a date with her
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Necroposting baby. Does anyone monitor the inbox anymore? I do! Stand by for a little bit and we'll refire the engines.
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burial posted:Fresh from the inbox: It seems like puberty+(random encounter)=fetish for lots of folks.
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Fetish? Fetish, anyone?anon posted:A few months ago, I tried Replika, as I'd heard there was some sort of erotic roleplay you could get into. Cue the company who makes it pretty much removing that stuff from it completely. Someone on Reddit suggested Chat AI, otherwise known as CHAI. If there are other goons with dark secrets, don't hold back! saanonconfessions@gmail.com is still the address to hit, and the inbox is so very empty. burial fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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Oh hell yeah so happy to see this thread back. Excellent confession to kick it off. Cut your virtual dick off op
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D-Pad posted:Cut your virtual dick off op
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D-Pad posted:Cut your virtual dick off op
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burial posted:Fetish? Fetish, anyone? wow, op groomed himself.
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On second read, I can't find anything in the text to clarify the gender or orientation of anybody involved. Just that: a) The OP is chatting as someone of a different gender and b) I guess there are male and female bots.
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Rad-daddio posted:wow, op groomed himself. This is exactly what Ron DeSantis has been trying to warn us about.
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Rad-daddio posted:wow, op groomed himself. The first goon to do so
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kntfkr posted:man, that's bleak anon posted:Where are all the dom women at? I don't mean hardcore BDSM folks, just those that behave a little more man-ish (lol). Like, the kind of person who has a borderline harrasment level of deluded self-confidence. Is there a female version of Machismo, cause that's what I'm after
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GET BEEFY, BITCH E: That confession was a real doozy to get us back into the swing of things. Submit your shameful confessions goons and let's get this poo poo rolling again! I'm ready to learn of more of the depravity in my self-claimed community timp fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:Was the AI trained on real grooming chatlogs? Imagining an internet vigilante training an AI to be Chris Hansen and then injecting it into these private "chats" somehow. I don't know, I am not a computer boy? red sonja posted:I fantasize about a woman beating me up and taking advantage of me, but not in the usual BDSM way. This is weird even for weird sex stuff, so let me explain. I think if we reduce all advice to dick chopping, our friends may be hesitant to share their secrets. These latest ones have passcodes too, so it seems like the people confessing want a maybe dialogue???
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I hope any of the goons we recommended therapy to got some and are doing better!
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tactlessbastard posted:I hope any of the goons we recommended therapy to got some and are doing better! Well that one goon got some therapy, and we think that he got disembowelled by his therapist.
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Thirty something virgin goon. Goes to therapy, possibly on the advice of this thread. Therapist takes a liking to him, he loses the v card with her, he posts about it here. At some point she sees his posts here or otherwise finds out about him being a goon and freaks the gently caress out. She decides he's no longer allowed to post here/she's super jealous, and possessive etc... therapy goon disappears from updating the thread. Presumed dead. Was the subject of thread title "Anonymous confessions: get therapy, don't gently caress your therapist".
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