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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

bird with big dick posted:

We all know you got a knock off because you could never afford an authentic pepper cannon.

This may surprise you but I'm actually a multi millionaire. Besides it was a gift.

edit: Oh and how loving dare you suggest I couldn't buy a life time supply of pepper grinders LIKE SOME SORT OF POOOR. HOW DARE YOU! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU BIG WITH BIG DICK.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Jan 9, 2023

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bird with big dick posted:

We all know you got a knock off because you could never afford an authentic pepper cannon.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

It didn't come with one of those holographic stickers so it must be fake!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Duck and Cover posted:

This may surprise you but I'm actually a multi millionaire.

BFD, with housing prices as high as they are practically everyone is a multi millionaire on paper these days.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

bird with big dick posted:

BFD, with housing prices as high as they are practically everyone is a multi millionaire on paper these days.

Sounds to me you're bitter you don't own a pepper cannon. It's okay I forgive you.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jan 11, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Smugworth : You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your pepper cannon...

[Zoom in on the side of Duck and Cover's pepper cannon which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their pepper cannons]

Smugworth : And the fact that I've got "Pepper Cannon point five O"...

[Withdraws his pepper cannon and puts it on the table]

Smugworth : Written on the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his pepper cannon, which indeed has "PEPPER CANNON .50" etched on the side]

Smugworth : Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... gently caress off!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i wish i could afford a real pepper cannon instead of the bad knock off one i bought maybe my wife wouldnt be divorcing me if i could have provided her with a real pepper cannon :sigh:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Chicks love pepper cannons if you have a lady over for dinner and you crack some of that good pepper cannon pepper over her spaghetti she will definitely touch your pp later

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thoughts on the le creuset pepper mill??

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

numberoneposter posted:

thoughts on the le creuset pepper mill??



it would make a good dildo.

Hmmmmm, I think I;m going to go check out porn hub...

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Is it made of cast iron?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

There are no good pepper mills under $200, don't both looking.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Thinking to cop a red dot laser for my salt shotgun

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I was going to use the pepper cannon today only to discover it's out of pepper.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
My manhood shrivels and retreats back into my body as I nervously shake pre-ground pepper flakes onto my wife's boyfriend's caesar salad

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

I was going to use the pepper cannon today only to discover it's out of pepper.

Just load another kilo in, that's got to last what, 2-3 days?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Holding back tears of shame as I tear open an individual serving size paper pepper packet and wistfully shake it over my meal.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'm getting pepper grinder listicles in my news feed now.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
peppr grindr

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Good news I thought we were out of pepper but we had more pepper so I put the pepper in the pepper cannon.

edit: Not all of it though so I have backup pepper

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jan 24, 2023

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

Good news I thought we were out of pepper but we had more pepper so I put the pepper in the pepper cannon.

Thank god for that

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

kru posted:

Thank god for that

Not all of it though so I have backup pepper

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

Not all of it though so I have backup pepper

Thank god

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

kru posted:

Thank god

Not all of it though so I have backup pepper

kru
Oct 5, 2003

bird with big dick posted:

Not all of it though so I have backup pepper

How much is backup? 2-3kgs?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

bird with big dick posted:

Not all of it though so I have backup pepper

You need it for all that dick. Exfoliating.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Did we ever get proof D&C actually owned a pepper cannon

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Smugworth posted:

Did we ever get proof D&C actually owned a pepper cannon

Nope! It could all be a lie. It isn't though but it could be.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


numberoneposter posted:

thoughts on the le creuset pepper mill??



i am using one of these. ama

I also have the matching salt grinder, but that's not on topic for this thread

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


satanic splash-back posted:

Holding back tears of shame as I tear open an individual serving size paper pepper packet and wistfully shake it over my meal.

Maybe the right doctor can cure your blues

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

This pepper cannon has really improved my life.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Duck and Cover posted:

This pepper cannon has really improved my life.

Having a pepper cannon body pillow is not the same as having a pepper cannon

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I bought a pepper cannon it’s a complete piece of poo poo it’s all hype it barely works better than a regular pepper grinder.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

numberoneposter posted:

optional push safety? i suppose you also wear the seat belts in your car or as i like to call them PUSSY STRAPS.

John Wayne would've never used a surge protector!

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

bird with big dick posted:

I bought a pepper cannon it’s a complete piece of poo poo it’s all hype it barely works better than a regular pepper grinder.

Knock off Pepper Canon Owner spotted.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
was really hoping it would blast the pepper out somehow

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com

bird with big dick posted:

I bought a pepper cannon it’s a complete piece of poo poo it’s all hype it barely works better than a regular pepper grinder.

Ultimate Mango posted:

Knock off Pepper Canon Owner spotted.
^ This.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Duck and Cover posted:

This pepper cannon has really improved my life.



Ultimate Mango posted:

Knock off Pepper Canon Owner spotted.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

numberoneposter posted:

thoughts on the le creuset pepper mill??



They are bad, we got a set with out pots because hey, those are nice plus it was in a pretty orange color.

Just not very good, a prettier version of any other grinder you'll see.

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Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
Le creuset more like le crud trebuchet

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