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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I kind of want this thing even though I consume probably at most an average amount of pepper. It's just so dumb and I want it. You get it right? Like I just want it. https://mannkitchen.com/products/the-original-pepper-cannon-pepper-mill gently caress I mean who doesn't need a double-bearing supported drive shaft?

$200 I'd be dumb not to buy one. I also kind of want a Juicero.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Dec 12, 2021

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aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Too spicy.

nodebit
Apr 23, 2016

Creepin' like a Creeper, Creepin' like a Creeper
Does it work with raisins

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pepper your steak in 7 cranks instead of 70.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Crank your steak in 7

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:


Raised for charity: water

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

I have one. It’s legit good. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
This reminds me of the weedwhacker blenders

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I thought this thread would be about a porn star but I couldn't decide if they would be male of female.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
the demo model has crazy ink, so you know its hardcore

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

blight rhino posted:

the demo model has crazy ink, so you know its hardcore

I love poo poo like that. Super masculine jet black matte branding for only the most hardcore discerning gentleman.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

It’s just a pepper grinder. It’s not even my most expensive model. It is my best though. It’s very very good.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


$200 for a pepper grinder? They sell that poo poo preground for like $2. What the flying gently caress.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

What if you filled that thing with peppercorns then shoved it up your rear end and cranked it hard hahahaha, I wonder what that would feel like hahaha

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Nooner posted:



Raised for charity: water

My stomach hurts from laughing.

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
A pepper grinder cannon? I dunno, sounds like something a girl would use.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Put this pepper on your DICK.

Your little baby bitch grinder can't handle this.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I’d buy it if it were $20.

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqadY4DUZVQ

saved u $200 OP

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Ultimate Mango posted:

It’s just a pepper grinder. It’s not even my most expensive model. It is my best though. It’s very very good.

*opens up the glass display hutch, looking over my array of extravagant pepper grinders, each in their own form fitting velvet holders*

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Hmm which grinder best fits the occasion tonight

Mellow_
Sep 13, 2010

:frog:
Real men grind their peppercorns with their teeth.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

$200 for a pepper grinder? They sell that poo poo preground for like $2. What the flying gently caress.

While this thing is STUPIDLY over-priced, fresh ground pepper simply tastes better than pre-ground.
Wanting a pepper grinder is fine.
Wanting an electric spice mill is fine.

This one seems... well it seems loving dumb.


e: The alton brown trick, which, seems overly complex, is the answer as posted above. I don't see the need for the canister in a world of adjustable chucks etc. but w/e

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Mortar and pestle.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im not gonna drop $200 on pepper mill but i should find a better one than i have

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

but it looks very nice and ive spent $200 on questionable things in the past so you do you OP

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lol@op who doesn't just sprinkle his food with delicious peppercorns that burst with delightful pepper flavor when you crack them open as you eat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Caesar Saladin posted:

I love poo poo like that. Super masculine jet black matte branding for only the most hardcore discerning gentleman.



rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
dont they sell cheap plastic pepper grinders for like 3 bucks pre-filled with peppercorns

Sounds like the people who made this are weak and can't properly turn a big boy grinder

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.
Quantity has a quality all of its own.

Meals are spicier when you have a

BIG

JOHNSON

pepper mill

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:



Raised for charity: water

* on all products except our primary product


*this is not a joke it says that

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I am moving right now and finding out just how much poo poo I need to buy after the arrangement I've been in since I got single again a decade ago and boy howdy has it been fuckin expensive.

Not quite $200 pepper grinder expensive though

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

rotinaj posted:

dont they sell cheap plastic pepper grinders for like 3 bucks pre-filled with peppercorns

Sounds like the people who made this are weak and can't properly turn a big boy grinder

Watch the alton brown video posted above where he has the drill.

That's sorta the more intended use. Not the "I need one turn of cracked pepper" variety. Oddly enough, sometimes people have different applications for things!!!!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Caesar Saladin posted:

I love poo poo like that. Super masculine jet black matte branding for only the most hardcore discerning gentleman.

Now that the existence of gay men is common knowledge, Real Men(tm) have to go that extra mile to assert their heterosexuality and discourage gay men from trying to hit on them.

If all this Real Men(tm) bullshit actually attracts a woman it's considered a bonus at best.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yaldabaoth posted:

Now that the existence of gay men is common knowledge, Real Men(tm) have to go that extra mile to assert their heterosexuality and discourage gay men from trying to hit on them.

If all this Real Men(tm) bullshit actually attracts a woman it's considered a bonus at best.

god you're dumb as poo poo

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Nah u are. Notice how all the MAN BRAND poo poo is stuff like cooking and personal care nobodys making FOR HARDCORE DUDES sports equipment

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

No gay man has ever been attracted to currently trending 'manly' fashion/ideals that would be ridiculous to think that men, attracted to men, would like to see men acting like that.

Everyone knows that each and every gay man is an effeminate floof who shuns the idea of manhood and rejects it entirely which is why they love men so much.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

No gay man has ever been attracted to currently trending 'manly' fashion/ideals that would be ridiculous to think that men, attracted to men, would like to see men acting like that.

Everyone knows that each and every gay man is an effeminate floof who shuns the idea of manhood and rejects it entirely which is why they love men so much.

I didn't say that, I said these products were for homophobes who are paranoid of gay men hitting on them. The logic behind these products is still 100% flawed.

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I'm into grinders not grindr.

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