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Lol unfollowing his brother and his ex
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I hope he unfollows himself right off a bridge
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Jan 11, 2023 04:30
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Underwhelmed posted:I hope he unfollows himself right off a bridge Inshallah he's actually dumb enough to drive a Tesla
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Jan 11, 2023 04:35
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Very normal cars https://twitter.com/rust1n/status/1612685002424344576?s=61&t=M90aHUsclbVtThwFVHl36A
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Jan 11, 2023 04:45
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ah sweet a notification from my car stating that my death may be imminent along with the proper associated error code
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Jan 11, 2023 04:50
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BofA, Barclays, Morgan Stanley are all holding Musk debt. What conditions must exist before these banks have had enough?
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Jan 11, 2023 04:55
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Parkingtigers posted:Very normal cars you fool! what makes you think you can drive it in the rain!
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Jan 11, 2023 05:00
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:BofA, Barclays, Morgan Stanley are all holding Musk debt. What conditions must exist before these banks have had enough? A pretty simple one really; BofA debts nuts! 
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Jan 11, 2023 05:03
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thathonkey posted:ah sweet a notification from my car stating that my death may be imminent along with the proper associated error code Look I don't know about you but I would definitely pay more for a car that is constantly threatening it wants to kill me. And you know burn down my house as well. I find cars that are too polite, obnoxious and disingenuous.
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Jan 11, 2023 05:10
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Parkingtigers posted:Very normal cars On the other hand, Bluetooth is working perfectly
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Jan 11, 2023 05:24
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He’s too busy looking into conspiracies about vaccines and Nancy Pelosi’s husband; no time to worry about bullshit like ensuring that Teslas don’t crash into pedestrians and/or deploy airbags randomly.
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Jan 11, 2023 05:27
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you know, if Tesla FSD were a single individual, it probably by now would have gotten enough points on its license to have it revoked hundreds of times over maybe that's something more sensible places should start doing
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Jan 11, 2023 05:44
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I'm surprised Teslas having triggered some sort of lemon law.
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Jan 11, 2023 05:47
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lucking foser posted:dude i had this crazy dream where i was backdooring elon raw and beetlejuice was loving his face it was rad dude i know what you mean. Elong does put out that energy.
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Jan 11, 2023 06:09
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zedprime posted:California stopsigns are yields with plausible deniability. Thats actually a common misperception. The "rolling stop" is also known as the Swainsboro Stop, for the first recorded instance occurrin' in 1913 at a stop sign in Swainsboro, GA.
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Jan 11, 2023 06:24
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Thats actually a common misperception. The "rolling stop" is also known as the Swainsboro Stop, for the first recorded instance occurrin' in 1913 at a stop sign in Swainsboro, GA. The first rolling start was in freaking Day-to-na
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Jan 11, 2023 06:25
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AARD VARKMAN posted:always keep a 3 second distance with the car in front of you in case its programming decides to do insane poo poo a human would never do I had a yellow jacket fly in my drat motorcycle helmet and I made it to the shoulder before I came to a compete stop. Parkingtigers posted:Very normal cars Eh, pretty sure there's a sensor common to all these systems, it's not some sort of crazy failure, similar things happen to other modern luxury cars and it's pretty inevitable with all the electronic bits and bobs on them these days.
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Jan 11, 2023 06:26
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Elviscat posted:Eh, pretty sure there's a sensor common to all these systems, it's not some sort of crazy failure, similar things happen to other modern luxury cars and it's pretty inevitable with all the electronic bits and bobs on them these days. i hope you're joking
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Jan 11, 2023 06:34
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You don't drive in weather, dude
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Jan 11, 2023 06:36
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You know what I'm gonna blame the other drivers here. If a car in front of you stops you should be able to stop in time from hitting it otherwise you're driving too fast or too close to the other car. But if i drive right up another car's rear end in a top hat, it makes the car go faster! Cause theyre afraid i will rear wnd them! But jokes on them, when they speed up i apply more accel, matching their speed! And on and on unril the first car approaches light speed. and then i surf in that drift!
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Jan 11, 2023 06:36
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Bottom Liner posted:i hope you're joking What do you expect me to do, click through Twitter links? Lol. https://twitter.com/rust1n/status/1612692296461582337?t=RnFI0xt0Ra2p3iZ6N2JTbA&s=19
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Jan 11, 2023 06:43
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Elviscat posted:I had a yellow jacket fly in my drat motorcycle helmet and I made it to the shoulder before I came to a compete stop. I would totally agree. I hate teslas but "driving in heavy rain" could mean he was busting through foot deep puddles. I bet he hosed up or tore off a speed sensor going through deep water. Throw Trac and stability codes, shuts off crash detection and pisses off the inertia seat belts that tighten before a crash. Although weird no abs code. Maybe hosed up a sonar in the front bumper.. Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jan 11, 2023 |
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Jan 11, 2023 06:52
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Elviscat posted:I had a yellow jacket fly in my drat motorcycle helmet and I made it to the shoulder before I came to a compete stop. You're supposed to screenshot it when you quote Twitter replies
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Jan 11, 2023 06:53
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Elviscat posted:What do you expect me to do, click through Twitter links? Lol. ...that is not an answer to what I was asking. are you really saying it's common for luxury cars to disable loving seatbelts just because of some rain?
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Jan 11, 2023 06:58
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that's just the california-specific reservoir feature
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Jan 11, 2023 06:58
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Preoptopus posted:I would totally agree. I hate teslas but "driving in heavy rain" could mean he was busting through foot deep puddles. I bet he hosed up or tore off a speed sensor going through deep water. Throw Trac and stability codes, shuts off crash detection and pisses off the inertia seat belts that tighten before a crash. Although weird no abs code. Maybe hosed up a sonar in the front bumper.. yeah coulda been a hurricane or a 10000 year flood he was driving through too
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Jan 11, 2023 07:01
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I doubt seatbelts could get hosed up by a little rain, more likely the owner simply forgot to install the firmware update for their seatbelt drivers
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Jan 11, 2023 07:09
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Okay but hear me out Ghosts
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Jan 11, 2023 07:14
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Tippecanoe posted:I doubt seatbelts could get hosed up by a little rain, more likely the owner simply forgot to install the firmware update for their seatbelt drivers If crash detection is shut off the seat belts won't tighten before an accident. Normally, motors will strap you back into your seat before a crash. This will throw a code. The seat belts will still work as regular mechanical inertia seat belts.
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Jan 11, 2023 07:15
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In unrelated news, it looks like WWE is going to be bought by the Saudis. The Saudis are investors in taking twitter private and it makes me wonder how long it is until they own twitter outright.
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Jan 11, 2023 07:19
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Parkingtigers posted:Very normal cars no doubt in my mind this man has invested in doge coin, voted for the libertarian guy in 2020, and will buy the next model of tesla when it comes out
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Jan 11, 2023 07:24
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hey i haven't really read the last few dozen pages but is that dashboard really a kitchen counter granite tabletop 
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Jan 11, 2023 07:24
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appears to be a horizontal guillotine blade to take care of anyone in the front seats
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The Saddest Rhino posted:hey i haven't really read the last few dozen pages but is that dashboard really a kitchen counter granite tabletop Is that an armrest or... (On the near side of the front passenger seat, it looks at first like the seat's "back" but zooming in it seems like the driver seat has the same thing? Or Elong wanted a differently styled front passenger seat.)
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Jan 11, 2023 07:34
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waffle iron posted:In unrelated news, it looks like WWE is going to be bought by the Saudis. The Saudis are investors in taking twitter private and it makes me wonder how long it is until they own twitter outright. Are Saudis on a multi year quest to buy all the shittiest Western institutions? With all their money why don't they buy something that has any actual value instead of spending billions on like garbage golf tournaments and daytime TV
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steinrokkan posted:Are Saudis on a multi year quest to buy all the shittiest Western institutions? With all their money why don't they buy something that has any actual value instead of spending billions on like garbage golf tournaments and daytime TV If we've learned anything in this thread its that wealthy people are stupid and have absolute trash taste
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it's apparently part of the Saudi's process of, uhrm, rehabilitating their image by buying up as much media properties as possible so that the cultural osmosis would lead to them being represented better (China has tried this with the acquisition of movie studios and so on, and it's arguable if they have been successful), but yeah i'm not sure how buying companies like WWE help at all, unless they are going to have sudden newcomers named, idk, The Gold Sheik and The Platinum Sheik as the new champions of 2024/5
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steinrokkan posted:Are Saudis on a multi year quest to buy all the shittiest Western institutions? With all their money why don't they buy something that has any actual value instead of spending billions on like garbage golf tournaments and daytime TV Do the math. No drinking, no dancing, that just leaves wrestling and posting on twitter. There are no other Things to do, except get fanned by giant gold palm leaves while slathering yourself with the finest chocolate. Actually, BRB, going to fill the bathtub and get a few cases of nesquick from costco.
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Shazback posted:Is that an armrest or... I think you're getting tripped up by the middle front seat, which is mostly blocking the driver's seat and has a different design from the other two
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Devils Affricate posted:I think you're getting tripped up by the middle front seat, which is mostly blocking the driver's seat and has a different design from the other two Interesting
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