Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Wow, this is getting on soap strip levels.

Mandrake

# ? Jan 11, 2023 20:10

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# ? May 28, 2024 07:27

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

To my knowledge no reputable study weighs in one way or the other on walrus algebra aptitude.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 20:21

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

trying to think about what events in steve kelley's life infuriated him to the point of dragging this awful story out for two weeks

# ? Jan 11, 2023 20:37

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

To my knowledge no reputable study weighs in one way or the other on walrus algebra aptitude.

Sounds like something a walrus would say.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 20:42

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

To my knowledge no reputable study weighs in one way or the other on walrus algebra aptitude.

They are, however, very knowledgeable about shoes, ships, sealing-wax, cabbages, kings, why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 21:04

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

It�s the confirmation that Ed�s wife is actually exchanging photos that gets me. She�s not just putting a profile out there to manipulate her husband but actively flirting with people. Absolutely insane.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 21:06

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

readingatwork posted:

It�s the confirmation that Ed�s wife is actually exchanging photos that gets me. She�s not just putting a profile out there to manipulate her husband but actively flirting with people. Absolutely insane.

Maybe she'll actually sleep with someone and he'll actually do the class.

Then he hurts himself so badly she has to stay in the house to provide care and it ends with the two of them sitting alone in the bedroom staring at the wall like the end of The Graduate.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 21:15

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Alhazred posted:

Sounds like something a walrus would say.

I have a similar mustache.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 21:15

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Bad Machinery

Jack Finch: On the right side of history.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 21:51

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

"Ed, if you don't stop vaultin' that pole, I have a set of shears at home. And each time you vault that pole, I'll take those shears and I take one of me fingers off with 'em. And I'll give that finger to ya until I have no fingers left."

# ? Jan 11, 2023 21:53

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

F Minus

Same here.

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

That's badass.

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

# ? Jan 12, 2023 00:11

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 11/7-9/49

Archie 3/14-16/46

# ? Jan 12, 2023 00:32

Sundae: Dec 1, 2005

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

There's some really questionable perspective going on here, unless the Bandar have endemic dwarfism.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 00:32

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

Sundae posted:

There's some really questionable perspective going on here, unless the Bandar have endemic dwarfism.

speaking of questionable, the Bandar are also known as the Pygmy Poison People

# ? Jan 12, 2023 00:34

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Selachian posted:

Tag yourself, I'm flunkin' my junk.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 01:22

Sundae: Dec 1, 2005

Hwurmp posted:

speaking of questionable, the Bandar are also known as the Pygmy Poison People

Hot drat. That's both bizarre and I suppose explains a lot.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 01:24

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Tag yourself, I'm flunkin' my junk.

I'm makin' with the cross-cut.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 01:33

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Sundae posted:

There's some really questionable perspective going on here, unless the Bandar have endemic dwarfism.

The casualties will be buried in one medium-size hole

# ? Jan 12, 2023 01:49

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Modesty Blaise: The War-Lords of Phoenix

# ? Jan 12, 2023 01:57

SuperKlaus: Oct 20, 2005; Fun Shoe

the bus

# ? Jan 12, 2023 02:54

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Our Boarding House (May 7-9, 1923)

Toonerville Folks (July 12-14, 1920)

It's been a stretch since we've had a Toonerville bathing beauty...

Dok's "Spruce Goose" Duck (July 12, 1914)

Little Lefty (November 8-10, 1937)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jan 12, 2023

# ? Jan 12, 2023 03:23

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Jan 12, 2023 03:30

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

son of bitch.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 03:47

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Professor Wayne posted:

Zits

I feel this one. It hurt to let go of my first car, even though it was irreparably broken.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 04:06

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth

When listing the top three struggles of Iris's life, having dated Wilbur comes in second behind her son being addicted to drugs, but ahead of her chronic thyroid disease.

Luann

What an obnoxious loving prude.

Gil Thorp

# ? Jan 12, 2023 04:59

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Selachian posted:

Invulnerable Scarlet O'Neil 7/8-10/40

Fixed it.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 04:59

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

What an obnoxious loving prude.

Um, the mommy-porn genre makes bodice-rippers look like vintage Archie comics. She might be...transformed!

# ? Jan 12, 2023 05:14

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

That's badass.

Okay that is a pretty cool payoff after a two year flashforwardback slog

# ? Jan 12, 2023 05:21

Mister Olympus: Oct 31, 2011; Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

That turkey had a family

# ? Jan 12, 2023 05:40

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Hostile V posted:

son of bitch.

I decided to try and follow this thread this year and this is by far the worst stripe posted. It sucks so much.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 05:48

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Murdstone posted:

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The Phantom

That's badass.

But again, it makes the Phantom and Mozz look stupid for not realizing they could bring their personal army to the prison.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 06:17

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Selachian posted:

They are, however, very knowledgeable about shoes, ships, sealing-wax, cabbages, kings, why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.

Cute.

In today's Blueberry: Things start shooting off, or Miller is persuaded, or Parker attracts the attention of a certain someone...

# ? Jan 12, 2023 06:22

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

That's badass.

That's either overkill or they decided to take out the whole prison. Fingers crossed.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 06:36

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Professor Wayne posted:

Zits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc

Powered Descent posted:

I feel this one. It hurt to let go of my first car, even though it was irreparably broken.

I bet you didn't drag it out for what feels like a year like Zits has, though. Either keep the loving van or get rid of it! I don't care anymore! Just move the gently caress on!

# ? Jan 12, 2023 07:00