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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

:popeye::allears::eyepop:

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MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

<picture of Eric Clapton>

"Good-bye Jimmey Paige"

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

I have rarely, if ever, giggled harder.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


I'll refrain from docking points for "flee" just this once

A+

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Milo and POTUS posted:

Is this guy still alive? Someone should let him know because I'd get a kick out it myself

SpacePig? yea he still posts here once in a while

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


Jeff Beck died

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Theoden? More like Feetoden.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
I'd watch Steve Buscemi as Gollum

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Gimli Gandalf and Gollum could be worse.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
You had me until Jorp

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Gandalf: Frodo, the ring has its own energy or life force, if you will. Its natural environment is in the fires of Mt. Doom. Why don’t you send him home? His bags are packed. He has his plane ticket. Bring him to the airport. Send him home. Send him home.

Frodo Gilmore: I’ll send him home. It’s time to go home, ring. Son of a bitch ring! Why didn’t you go home?! That’s your home! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me!

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I would watch 11.2 hours of Gandalf doing this.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Hollandia posted:

You had me until Jorp

"When we look at ainur like Melkor and Sauron - they're after world domination; in some sense that's a positive motivation. Not really. It's like if you have a prized horse say, and someone steals it, you can think: Well I know why they stole it! They want to have the horse! You know it's an understandable motivation to want power. It's not necessarily an admirable one. Although sometimes power is a perfectly reasonable thing to pursue. But I don't know why we ever assumed that those guys were after victory. Like you should never make the presupposition that everyone is out to win. Some people are out to lose, and the more people they can take with them, the better. You know when Melkor died he was damned by the Valar in a bunker way down below in Angband whilst Angband was on fire, and Beleriand was sinking. You know it's like as far as I can tell that was exactly what Melkor was after right from the beginning." -Saruman, Maps of Meaning (T.A. 2016).

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

who the gently caress is Boromir there?

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

who the gently caress is Boromir there?

Stiglitz from Inglorious Basterds.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.
Saruman: So You Have Chosen ... Pronouns.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Bored As gently caress posted:

Stiglitz from Inglorious Basterds.

You mean Mark who owned a laserdisc player in SLC Punk!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Solar Tornado posted:

I'd watch Steve Buscemi as Gollum

Yeah that would be great, actually.

I mean I love Andrew Clement Serkis, but Steve Buscemi would probably have a fun take on the character too.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
The best live action Gollum is the guy from Hobitit, you really feel like he might kill and eat someone.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Tommy Wiseau as Aragorn would loving own

It's actually weirdly fitting, in the book he's this humorless weeby nerd who can absolutely never read the room

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Yeah, if you want it to be "the worst" you don't want to put talented/fun actors in your meme.

Just look at these acting chops!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMhOXeQJwQ

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Freemason Rush Week posted:

Yeah, if you want it to be "the worst" you don't want to put talented/fun actors in your meme.

Just look at these acting chops!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMhOXeQJwQ

How dare you make me watch this with my precious eyes

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Freemason Rush Week posted:

Yeah, if you want it to be "the worst" you don't want to put talented/fun actors in your meme.

Just look at these acting chops!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMhOXeQJwQ

Judge Schnoopy posted:

How dare you make me watch this with my precious eyes

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Those stupid videos are so funny to me. I have the brain of a toddler

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

90s Cringe Rock posted:

The best live action Gollum is the guy from Hobitit, you really feel like he might kill and eat someone.

In fairness in Hobitit that's true of maybe 20-50% of the actors in any given scene

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I really want to see Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as a dwarf, with the crew pulling out all of the stops to force perspective and make him look smaller than the other actors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWMFpxkGO_s

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Data Graham posted:

Tommy Wiseau as Aragorn would loving own

It's actually weirdly fitting, in the book he's this humorless weeby nerd who can absolutely never read the room

but he can write it?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
silly little photos





Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Chart doesn't pick a Grima Wormtongue, and tbh I don't blame it, because inevitably the worst guy to play Wormtongue is also going to be the best guy to watch him take out Jorp with a backstab in the extended edition

For instance, Randy Savage

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phy posted:

Grima Wormtongue

Is that like the Harry Potter universe equivalent to Glup Shitto?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is that like the Harry Potter universe equivalent to Glup Shitto?

Or Elan Sleazebaggano

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

fartknocker posted:

Or Elan Sleazebaggano
Evner Hoxha

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Terveydeksi.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Hoxha balls.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


fartknocker posted:

Or Elan Sleazebaggano

That guy has cool hair

Bread Zeppelin
Aug 2, 2006
Stairway to Leaven

SpacePig posted:

I don't know if I missed it in this thread, but Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes has been solved.
https://twitter.com/SA__moment/status/1612963932158803968

Is there a German word for the feeling of delight at solving something, but sadness that the mystery is gone?

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Bread Zeppelin posted:

Is there a German word for the feeling of delight at solving something, but sadness that the mystery is gone?

I mean in a roundabout way, yes

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entzauberung_der_Welt

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disenchantment

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