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I'm being horrifically sick and pissing out of my arse. As I rapidly lose body fluids and my brain switches from work to life support (make it to the toilet) I am developing faint visions of the future. Let's predict trends that'll occur in 2023! (Please remember we're too old to participate in any successfully predicted trends) Stacky Rolls: You collect a certain common coin, e.g. a 10p. Then you choose unique values for the year, and stack them consecutively. Put these into a clear container and wear them near your belt loops. An evolution of wallets on chains. Lingo: "wow that skin mag is so enticing I'm gonna spend me stacky roll"
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Merkins and codpieces become highly fashionable and normalized.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 15:13 |
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facebook will be cool again and the metaverse will be huge. like tiktok huge.
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people will actually get into NFTs after mocking them for years.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 15:17 |
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Chat AI programmes will result in people adapting to a style of language that better differentiates them from the ML model. It'll be like cockney rhyming slang multiplied by cryptic crosswords and will result in a series of exciting new poems and novels.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 15:25 |
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Munch Banging You buy enough food to put a few drinks and fries on each table in a fast food resturant so it seems like they are all in use, then you sit in the corner and watch all the people walk and they cant sit down while you film it and put it on TikTok .
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 15:35 |
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Planking comes back in a big way. Kids start shaving their heads bald then drawing hair with magic markers to emulate Peanuts characters. It's called Linusing and by the fall the GOP will attempt to pass legislation to ban it from schools.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 15:37 |
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"Bleep blorp" TikTok'ers TikTok trend that expands upon being evermore effortless, where you have nothing to say in your videos, except "bleep" and "blorp". Who will the hottest, most popular Bleep-Blorper?
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 15:43 |
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Pootie Tang becomes the new nostalgic hotness with generation Z culminating in tons of merchandise, a popular series on Paramount+, and some new words and phrases added to the Merriam-Webster dictionary by the end of the year. Sepatown.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 16:27 |
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Hard seltzers become replaced with hard expired milk
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 16:33 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Pootie Tang becomes the new nostalgic hotness with generation Z culminating in tons of merchandise, a popular series on Paramount+, and some new words and phrases added to the Merriam-Webster dictionary by the end of the year. No. Rudy Ray Moore and Petey Wheatstraw
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 16:41 |
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Instagram Influencers will become fully digital and automated creating a complete cycle of robots creating content for other robots to like and share.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 16:43 |
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TV Diners A style of restaurants where you go and sit by yourself in a comfortable cubicle like chair and watch some telly or a film (scheduled with a specific time) whilst eating homely food.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 16:55 |
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Also I don't want to jinx it but I think I've started retaining fluid again.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 16:55 |
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mudskipp posted:Also I don't want to jinx it but I think I've started retaining fluid again. Eating disorders will always be in vogue
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 16:57 |
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JNCO jeans to make a comeback babaaaay
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 17:00 |
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Fish Bitching, when you put fish in your underwear and go around hitting on people and judge them on interest in you only for the conversation.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 17:04 |
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Filling water balloons with paint and throwing them off highway overpasses at Teslas. Teens call it "AutoPilot Auditing".
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 17:07 |
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having a good time and doing a lot of drugs is going to have a big come back.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 17:29 |
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Wombatting, where you talk to your boss about how the person you hate is the one who keeps buying the Chai they like for the work kitchen, and you make it seem weird.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 17:35 |
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Propeller hats featuring various licensed properties. So like a Thanos propeller hat or a Pickle Rick propeller hat, and so forth. These propeller hats will be in high demand but by the end of the year and beyond they will be relegated to carnival prizes like the Dr Seuss hats.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 17:36 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:JNCO jeans to make a comeback babaaaay JUDGE NONE CHOOSE ONE already made a comeback in 2019
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 17:38 |
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I hope wearing long johns under shorts comes back. Especially under cut off army jeans with the pockets. also with 12 hole Docs
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 17:44 |
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Piss Creep posted:I hope wearing long johns under shorts comes back. When where people doing longjohns under shorts?
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 17:53 |
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mudskipp posted:When where people doing longjohns under shorts? Thermals
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:02 |
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What a time to be alive. I suppose footballers do it in the UK already though.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:05 |
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Pretty sure i could find a pic of grebo PWEI doing it, but im not going to. Japanese people were doing it here late into the 90's and are doing it again now because....grunge is back.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:16 |
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dog marriages
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:25 |
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In 2023 women will be harvesting men. Bagged ice at bottle shops will be sold out and no one will know why. Because they wont talk. Like when you hosed up and the cops visited and your mum lied said you were alseep all night at home. Was it love, or keeping stock Wee fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jan 12, 2023 |
# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:29 |
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Jesus piss creep that's abit dark. Speaking off, I think I'm back in business
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:43 |
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classuic piss creep type post btw whos rereg are you. pms are open
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:44 |
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Anal vore
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 19:45 |
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CloudCumming Pre marriage shared OnlyFans content on Insta Check youre pronouns this bath is SOAPY!! Wee fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Jan 12, 2023 |
# ? Jan 12, 2023 19:50 |
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The next big innovation in tech will be cellphones being able to smell things through smartphones. A new app will come out that lets you fart into it and other people can smell it and rate it will become extremely popular. It will be called FartKnok25k
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 20:02 |
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A novel research chemical on the darknet that makes you black out and wake up naked in the bathtub with a PhD three years later
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 20:16 |
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Prodromal schizophrenia is IN.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 20:18 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:classuic piss creep type post Don’t do it piss creep, mods can read ur pms
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 20:20 |
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Piss stains instead of wall art
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 20:21 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Don’t do it piss creep, mods can read ur pms piss creep al;ready pm'd me and let me tell you it is NOT who you think
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 20:21 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:piss creep al;ready pm'd me and let me tell you it is NOT who you think Interesting.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 20:37 |