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A better comparison would be, would you rather be on a desert island with Nathen or the homeless people he keeps railing against. Would you rather be trapped with Nathen or the landmonster. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with Nathen or Pig Troll Bill Kramer In every single instance I'd rather hang with whoever is not Nathen so I'd have to pick Elon, following this logic
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Agent Escalus posted:Yeah, Elon never wanted entergagement. Also he was married with kids. He’s got it out of his system. Nathen would view you as his last (only?) chance. Out of his system? There's a new secret IVF kid of his that he's abandoned discovered nearly every other month.
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Frank Frank posted:I feel like Nathen would be exhausting after a very short period of time Presumably his coke supply would dry up in short order
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https://twitter.com/thenathfield/status/1613023514268766208?s=46&t=EAVNaYiBz4tuZdQNy2UzOg Oh, that’s not creepy at all…
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Hedenius posted:https://twitter.com/thenathfield/status/1613023514268766208?s=46&t=EAVNaYiBz4tuZdQNy2UzOg He continually outdoes himself.
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He’s just talking to the thread directly now. It’s his final source of narcissistic sustenance.
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Mneow, I sure could go for some AndrewGarfieldEats Big Cow Lasagna.
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Nikumatic posted:He’s just talking to the thread directly now. It’s his final source of narcissistic sustenance. if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gaze also into you, than ask you for cat food in a really uncomfortable way.
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The Garfield that Nathen will never be
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Killingyouguy! posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1613278404685479938?t=19MT7cXx37tfxd5M6F8AYA&s=19 Nathen you fool! You could have hired Andrew Garfield for a live-action production of Nathfield - he’s way more charismatic than Chris Pratt, so you’d win! You’d beat Paramount! And you threw it all away due to your vanity and your hubris!
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Andrew Garfield has been cast to play Nathen in the upcoming GarfieldEats biopic (which Nathen has no rights to)
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Killingyouguy! posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1613278404685479938?t=19MT7cXx37tfxd5M6F8AYA&s=19 Nathen isn't even tweeting at Andrew Garfield. He hosed up and used a hashtag.
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Killingyouguy! posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1613278404685479938?t=19MT7cXx37tfxd5M6F8AYA&s=19 Goddammit Nathen that's clearly raw umber or #a75e09 at most Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Jan 12, 2023 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Out of his system? There's a new secret IVF kid of his that he's abandoned discovered nearly every other month. Is there ever a good time to admit that one pays more attention to Nathen's shenanigans than Elon's? I don't keep up with the dedicated thread about him because Nathen is just so much more bonkers and oblivious and foolish and...you get it. After all, if one is to spend one's mortal time on internet forums, might as well go for subjects with the maximum buzz, right?
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Agent Escalus posted:Is there ever a good time to admit that one pays more attention to Nathen's shenanigans than Elon's? I don't keep up with the dedicated thread about him because Nathen is just so much more bonkers and oblivious and foolish and...you get it. After all, if one is to spend one's mortal time on internet forums, might as well go for subjects with the maximum buzz, right? Elon Musk is a boring predictable tool. Nathen Mazri is a fascinating unknowable narcissist.
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pseudanonymous posted:Elon Musk is a boring predictable tool. After both of them were born into massive, they both managed to become utter gently caress ups. Now they need to team up to save the local community center. Can they stop being such incompetent gently caress ups for one second and pull it off? Can they pretend hey care enough about a local community center long enough to get round to writing a check that wont bounce? Find out this summer in Musking 2: Mazri boogaloo!!! If you can't beat the system... musk it!
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Agent Escalus posted:Is there ever a good time to admit that one pays more attention to Nathen's shenanigans than Elon's? I don't keep up with the dedicated thread about him because Nathen is just so much more bonkers and oblivious and foolish and...you get it. After all, if one is to spend one's mortal time on internet forums, might as well go for subjects with the maximum buzz, right? I also stopped following Elon Musk's bullshit, but I always have time for this thread. It's probably healthier to quietly marvel at Nathen from afar than it is to give a poo poo about Elon Musk
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sharknado slashfic posted:Finally caught back up. Nathen is right about paper advertising fliers. When was the last time the man in the orange suit wasn't right about anything
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Dr. Quarex posted:Nathen tweeting angrily at a man named Garfield for wearing an orange suit And knowing Nathen, it comes across as more threatening and unhinged than playful. Who is this dead eyed psycho demanding I take my clothes off
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EEKA GEEK posted:And knowing Nathen, it comes across as more threatening and unhinged than playful. Who is this dead eyed psycho demanding I take my clothes off This would also have been the conclusion of the reality dating show saga, if there had been any applicants.
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Frank Frank posted:I feel like Nathen would be exhausting after a very short period of time Agreed, but if you snapped at him, he'd resent it and it would get dark. (Fork jail)
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Lmfao Samovar posted:That looks like one of those AI constructed pics, but the hand is acceptable. it still can't render a remotely realistic beard though
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Nathen has less than a couple thousand followers on twitter. This is wild to me. That we've been able to keep this thread going for this long without touching the poop and ruining everything, a la early years SA. I can't believe more people aren't loving with him. He appears to be eminently fuckwithable.
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Frank Frank posted:I am still mad about the dating show not taking place. It would have been glorious. You know he’ll come up with something else. It might even extend the mineshaft.
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dokmo posted:Nathen has less than a couple thousand followers on twitter. This is wild to me. That we've been able to keep this thread going for this long without touching the poop and ruining everything, a la early years SA. I can't believe more people aren't loving with him. He appears to be eminently fuckwithable. And what's even more amazing is that all the followers are fake, his posts get zero engagement, like we are talking below "somebody liked my tweet by accident" levels of activity, it should be absolutely impossible to generate such deafening silence in his quest for attention, yet he's managed it somehow, and that's awesome
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Frank Frank posted:I am still mad about the dating show not taking place. It would have been glorious. yeah for real 
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