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https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1613643694598459393 So Rinaldi's plan is to censure all members of the GOP House save seven, five of whom are freshmen. To get a nothing pledge, Dutton moved the loving trans sports bill out of Public Ed last session I don't know where the Dem chairs were loving poo poo up. They passed literally every bill they wanted last time.
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zoux posted:Tune in now you could see some of the state's stupidest people get really rowdy about a procedure they had never heard of before today and utterly do not understand. Sure, but what about the people in the red shirts?
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https://twitter.com/RobertTGarrett/status/1613753975836229633 Governor Darksydephil https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1613607462409744384 loving ohio man, we should invade over this. Five-way is like, displaying an image of the Prophet (PBUH), to me. zoux fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Jan 13, 2023 |
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Please nsfw that skyline tweet, nobody needs to see that
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Cael posted:Please nsfw that skyline tweet, nobody needs to see that 
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I do like the “has little to do with chili con carne” that is obviously false. That said, I am sure it is fine the same way any other food abomination like it is.
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https://twitter.com/DallasZoo/status/1613934252969660435 https://twitter.com/DallasZoo/status/1613934427641450502 Dallas PD is going to kill that animal. They're gonna blow it up with a robo bomb.
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/DallasZoo/status/1613934252969660435 100%, Dallas PD is looking to stuff and mount a Cloud Leopard in their entry lobby.
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Why wouldn't they call animal control or something? What is a cop gonna do besides shoot it?
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jokes posted:I feel like a leopard is a pretty dangerous animal A jaguar got out at the New Orleans zoo and killed a bunch of alpacas, an emu and a fox in a single night orgy of violence. That leopard's gonna feast on penned-in, domesticated zoo animals.
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jokes posted:I feel like a leopard is a pretty dangerous animal They are only about 30lbs or so.
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Shifty Pony posted:They are only about 30lbs or so. So's a wolverine
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Shifty Pony posted:They are only about 30lbs or so. 30 pounds of Angry Muscle...
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Badger of Basra posted:I heard the libs say that turning your gas oven on and putting your head inside is racist Surprised people don't do this more often. I mean, getting a bunch of conservatives to choke to death on their gas stoves to own the libs is kind of the same idea. And telling them not to wear masks during COVID Oh poo poo maybe republican leaders hate republicans as much as we do
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Shifty Pony posted:They are only about 30lbs or so. I mean a housecat is anywhere from 10-20 pounds and veterinarians already suggest wrapping them in blankets and/or using drugs because they become a terrified flurry of claws and teeth. I'm sure an even bigger and stronger cat is only more of a mess to deal with.
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So how come the Fort Worth zoo never has any major escapes? Checkmate, metroplex. 
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jokes posted:Oh poo poo maybe republican leaders hate republicans as much as we do Yeah, they actually do.
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i say swears online posted:god that stove is gorgeous tho so gorgeous I wonder if he ever uses it
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Badger of Basra posted:so gorgeous I wonder if he ever uses it how else would he double bake a brisket?
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zoux posted:Seems more of an outside cooking guy BB”””Q”””
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PostNouveau posted:A jaguar got out at the New Orleans zoo and killed a bunch of alpacas, an emu and a fox in a single night orgy of violence. But enough about Irving...
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Guys guys, idea, BBQ jaguar meat over a gas stove. Two birds, one stone.
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i say swears online posted:god that stove is gorgeous tho Looks like an absolute pain in the rear end to keep clean.
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https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1613973994990096384 Why does everything have to be so loving stupid all the time https://twitter.com/caylajharris/status/1613924783774732288 quote:“I just feel like we’re in new territory,” said Kim Rubio, who lost her 10-year-old daughter, Lexi, at Robb Elementary School. “When this happened, there was a lot of talk at the federal level about making changes, so we really hit the ground running toward that. Now, we’re back at square one.” quote:“In Texas, we do not get a lot of support in anything we are asking for,” said Nikki Cross, who lost her 10-year-old son, Uziyah Garcia, in the shooting. “We are really asking for the bare minimum to raise an age limit from 18 to 21. … I personally feel way more supported in D.C. than in my own state on this issue.” Like, no loving poo poo zoux fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jan 13, 2023 |
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Back Hack posted:Guys guys, idea, BBQ jaguar meat over a gas stove. Two birds, one stone. If we're gonna go collect that jaguar meat, there's a bunch of pig available there, too zoux posted:https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1613973994990096384 gotta get those hopium clicks
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It's trading on the ignorance people have of their own state government. There will not be meaningful gun restrictions enacted in Texas, everyone already no longer cares about Uvalde. quote:They’d hoped Democratic challenger Beto O’Rourke of El Paso, who supports raising the minimum age to purchase an AR-15-style rifle like the one used to murder their child, would deliver an upset and beat Gov. Greg Abbott. In their view, Abbott has ignored their pleas to change Texas gun laws to prevent another mass shooting.
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