FreudianSlippers posted:

Nobody that has ever been in the Misfits is going to be the sharpest bulb in the shed.

flavor.flv posted:

Arthur Conan Doyle was not in the misfits

He was in the irregulars

1337u2bc0m3nt3r2001 posted:

im posting this here because i hear these guys know a lot about rock music. so i listened to nirvana and it was p good. im listening to foo fighters right now. i also like the beatles. answer my question.

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Baron von Eevl posted:

he's also a professional guitarist who's played thousands of shows over 40 years and has absolutely no idea how to play guitar. Like he knows how to play every Misfits and Doyle (the band) song he has to play, but the extent of his knowledge is "hand goes here, then here, then here."

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Lol I've never read about any interactions with him, it's hilarious to me to find this out. Just a golden retriever they painted in goth makeup and trained to play a specific set of things on guitar

Phanatic posted:

Phthisis posted:

I've passed by this a handful of times, and it's kinda hard to see through the fencing, and every time I see it all I can think is that it looks like hands holding a giant turd and have no idea what it's supposed to actually be.

flavor.flv posted:

Judging by the title, that's exactly what it is

MoarFoarYoarTenbux posted:

It was a rush and I'd do it again. I saw the "CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED!!!" screen and my heart raced with excitement. I had become this poster and was vicariously experiencing account death through him. In the moment of panic that immediately followed, since I was in a crowded computer lab, I quickly clicked on the "To log out of your worthless banned account" link as if that would make my deed any less real. I checked the Leper's Colony, reveling in what I had done, then I clicked on his avatar. The way the text under it turned red gave me a nearly erotic thrill. I must've spent five whole minutes admiring his ruined account. I stole his ten dollars and flushed them down the toilet. Having such spite for someone that you can needlessly destroy their possessions is nearly magical.

Now, this isn't my first time performing this act. I lost my account-murder-virginity at GameFAQs. There, the poster does not have nearly the freedom that Something Awful has. Some things are simply not possible. If you want to say "gently caress," for instance, you cannot simply type out the string. The word filter automatically blocks the post. I had to get creative, making threads with banned words cut in half between the title and the body and linking to particularly nasty porn. When the mods finally had enough, I leaned back in my chair and was satisfied: I had committed the perfect crime.

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Taeke posted:

This reminds me of an acquaintance I had who couldn't stand the smell of poo/poo poo to the point where it would make him retch, literally every single time. Even a fart would make him gag and he'd have to leave the room.

This included his own, so taking a poo poo was always an ordeal for him, poor guy lol.

Chamale posted:

There's a Fallout: New Vegas speedrun that has sex with every character you can have sex with. The trouble is that some characters will only have sex with men, and some will only have sex with women. You can redesign your character when leaving the starting town. The speedrun starts as a man, uses a bug to travel while the game is paused, seduces the two people who will only have sex with men, and then changes the player character to a woman.

Grassy Knowles posted:

Pannenkoek2012: So I'm just going to do a Ranma 1/2 here
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: a ranma is a ranma. you can't say its only 1/2.

Antivehicular posted:

I always wondered what kind of weirdo uses those toilet-seat covers, and it turns out it's the same kind of weirdo who gets really upset that someone else has to poo poo during his Sacred poo poo Time. Not a huge surprise, in retrospect.

Printing out online news articles to read during your Sacred poo poo Time is some next-level nonsense, though. Does homeboy not have a phone?

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Stories of poo poo ending up outside of the toilet bowl bring back a memory of going to Kmart a few years ago, before they partnered with sears. I entered the bathroom to pee and was met with a fowl stench. The place had two urinals and three enclosed toilet stalls. Coming to this place I would usually expect one or two stalls to be unflushed with poo sitting on top of a toilet paper and poo mountain. I could not even bring myself to pee as the smell was so horrible that I went to investigate behind the handicap stall door. Someone had explosive diarrhea but did not bother to use the toilet. They deliberately shot the walls and tried to hit the ceiling with their wet poo poo. The toilet was one of the few spots which was clean. Missing the toilet when sick is one thing but you really have to put some effort in to poo poo on the walls. I went to the closest employee and told them to call a manager or janitor as someone had poo poo on their walls in the bathroom stall. I doubt anyone would have expected the dripping poo poo that had painted their white walls.

People can be assholes online to others but doing that in a public place is just amazing. Whoever does this kind of stuff is doing it for a laugh but whoever has to clean up their poo poo would enjoy rolling their face in their crap when they finish while scolding them.

When I did work for a retail store the worst I ever saw was on my way out heading to the restroom. Someone had shoved all the toiletpaper they could find to cover over their poo poo mountain they made in the toilet and then flushed. Nothing went down but everything mixed with water and flooded out in the bathroom. It sucked for whoever had to clean that up. This was one of those cases where I'm not sure if the person who did it wanted to laugh at his poo poo pile flooding onto the floor or they are the person who waits till they finish making GBS threads to flush when they are leaving. It was probably the first choice.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

c'mon dude how are these letters look at this *points at bird hieroglyphic* how is that is a letter thats a bird how are you supposed to play wheel of fortune with this lol how are you gonna buy a vowel when its nothing but drawings of bird and beetles lol

Tunicate posted:

I'd like to buy a fowl!

flavor.flv posted:

Outrail posted:

Can someone translate this into stupid for me?

gonadic io posted:

https://twitter.com/NetworkRailWssx/status/1614911991671394306

bedpan posted:

That's not mud

Zeroisanumber posted:

Anyone heard from Cumshitter lately?

darthbob88 posted:

Also, side note- Apparently that pannenkoek dude has moved on to beating Super Mario 64 without using the joystick. Eventually, he's going to play through the entire game by the power of thought alone.

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xxxCY8e.mp4

Paladinus posted:

Oh no, it's the fuzz!

Shitfucker posted:

You know how people have pig roasts with a pig on a stick over a fire? Well I want to do that but with a cow, in my backyard, in suburban columbus,OH for a party. I can obtain a reasonably healthy cow from a friend for $200 and I know some hunters who would be willing to dress the carcass. So i guess, what would be the lagality of doing this in my backyard, I have no where else to do it.

Shitfucker posted:

gently caress I just realized there are like 5 indian families within plain sight of my house, would this piss them off?

Tangy Zizzle posted:

Don't forget about the cow voiding it's bowels and contents of it's five stomachs all over your back yard. Or the fact that you would need a team of people to help you put the cow on the spit, if you could somehow construct one large enough to support a cow. Also, make sure you have tarps down to catch all the blood that would drip out of it. I think what you need to do, is get a large industrial wood chipper and just chase the cow into it. Make everyone burgers.



Seriously, what the gently caress is wrong with you OP?

Zoo posted:

Take pictures, yes, and just whereabout in Columbus do you live? Your profile doesn't list much contact information. I'd like to know your name so I can, er, give you proper credit when I frame the pictures on the wall because I'll be so impressed. I certainly believe that you probably do actually ram your penis into feces routinely, but "shitfucker" wouldn't mesh well below a picture frame.

Are you related to any of these award winners, by chance?

drunken officeparty posted:

I can't stop laughing at this thread, not because of the idea but because of the replies.

It wouldn't be that hard if you actually had a cow in your backyard that was good to eat. Just push it over or ram it with a car or something till it is on the ground, have sum buddys hold it down, chop the head of with an ax, then just throw the body into a big bon-fire put and wait a few hours. Pour water to extinguish it, take it out and chop it up. Voila!

The Mic posted:

Just the image of the OP chasing a live cow around his backyard in his Toyota Corolla while his guests look on in horror is the funniest thing I can imagine.

Safety Hammer posted:

My dad once tried to kill a half ton red angus bull with one of his psychotic redneck friends. He had a .22 pistol with one bullet. He shot the bull with it, and all that did was piss it off. Now there's a pissed off bull running around the small fenced in area that they were trying to kill it in, and they've go no bullets left. His friend gets a bowie knife out of the truck, and attempts to cut the bull's throat with it.

Unfortunately the knife was dull, and the bull rammed him into a fencepost, dislodging it from the ground. This pissed off the psychotic redneck friend, and he grabbed the fencepost and beat the bull to death with it. Outside of the trailer that they were going to use to haul it to the butcher's. So now they have to get a half ton bull into a trailer.

First they tried hoisting it up with the hay winch on the top of the barn, breaking it. They eventually managed to "piss ant" it into the trailer using boards as levers. Then they brought it to the butcher and the meat was not that good.

But since the OP is going to do the butchering himself I'm sure his will turn out awesome. Just make sure to have more than one bullet and a dull bowie knife if you don't have a psychotic redneck friend that can beat a bull to death with a fencepost.

Kristofff posted:

You know what gently caress this, I'm drunk at work and am trying to keep my cool and this isn't helping in the least.



Luckily this thing keeps making me laugh hysterically!



Well I guess that is not a good thing since these suspicious assholes won;t stop eyeballing me... they just need to listen to their drunk lead!

And since this doesn't contribute at all, I say cook it. You will be the internet god and not one can every deny you on fat slut whore man pussy if you succeed. And anyone who doubts you is just jealous they won't be getting the fat slut whore man pussy you will be rolling in when you're done with this.

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Jabberlock posted:

Someone should tell him other games have been made since then, you don't need to keep doing new things to keep it interesting

Captain Hygiene posted:

I can't get over the idea of a reasonably healthy bargain basement cow

sebmojo posted:

A lightly used second hand cow

Outrail posted:

I want nothing to do with a $200 cow thank you very much

Homeless Friend posted:

the only thing i remember about byob is when our brave cspam IK a.lo gassed the byob spaceship. or threatened to? pretty funny either way. a real trade federation move

The Kins posted:

IIRC the Imp Zone IKs tried to, but they spent too long trying to dig up an old GIF of a Star Wars X-Wing crashing into the World Trade Center to be the closing post, and whoever was moving the spaceship thread around realized it was very unwelcome and moved it away in time.

sebmojo posted:

A lightly used second hand cow

Outrail posted:

Mild warning for BBQ

Philippe posted:

The last page has had so many possible thread titles, I can't choose.

Captain Hygiene posted:

the idea of a reasonably healthy bargain basement cow

Platystemon posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The person who wrote these has only the slightest idea what humour is. And even that slight idea is wrong.

e: Or maybe they have literally never seen an actual Onion headline.

projecthalaxy posted:

If it helps a person didn't write them thats chatGPT

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't know what that is.

projecthalaxy posted:

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rokzw6Ykm21vmobp0.mp4

Superrodan posted:

I've heard of cats that scratch, but this is ridiculous!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I'm surprised that we haven't developed a better method for killing wolfmen and draculae in the last 200 years. Why waste my time carving stakes out of juniper or hawthorn wood when I haven't tried a directed energy weapon or rifle grenades?

mystes posted:

It's just hard to satisfy the requirements of all the stakeholders.

Chris Knight posted:

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

Down (2023) by Pixar

Sedgr posted:

We gave rockets throats so we could teach them the language of fire. They really only know the words "gently caress YOU!" though. On good days they remember it's supposed to be "gently caress YOU GRAVITY!" and they love to scream it.