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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Tai posted:

Err what horrible policies. Is that a joke? I'm missing something here.

Health care, social safety net, public health, inclusivity

You know. Socialism

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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

I partied with Virtue last night, no way she's getting up before noon buddy

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Data Graham posted:

Health care, social safety net, public health, inclusivity

You know. Socialism

O ok I'm dumb. He was being an edgelord

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Tai posted:

Err what horrible policies. Is that a joke? I'm missing something here.

Not having slavery and the woman's suffrage.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Tai posted:

Err what horrible policies. Is that a joke? I'm missing something here.

Treating trans people nicely, giving poor people any assistance whatsoever

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

Klyith posted:

Elon believes in eugenics for human intelligence, so I guess he's ok with his dumbest fans all killing themselves off.

It's the proud tradition of the least fit pretending they are the apex of evolution.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Steadiman posted:

I partied with Virtue last night, no way she's getting up before noon buddy

You did a partied?

hosed up if true.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Tai posted:

Err what horrible policies. Is that a joke? I'm missing something here.

they're gender????????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Have reply guys ever gained a benefit from sucking up to Elon? Has he ever given one a job or endorsement or even a free Tesla bumper sticker?

Beef Stew
Dec 27, 2009
I don't think most Musk reply guys expect anything from Musk in return. They lick boot because they genuinely love the taste.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


It’s actually a great sign for Elon that Tesla is slashing prices while every normal dealership is selling cars for over MSRP because demand is outstripping supply.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
That Hotz guy made like five digits after landing the back breaking job of tweeting out "thinking of producing a garbage bloated search engine that will kill google, lemme know if anyone's got any code i can bogart."

Allegedly, who knows if Elon actually paid him

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Tai posted:

Err what horrible policies. Is that a joke? I'm missing something here.

In some places they tax rich people and that's bad apparently

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



The X-man cometh posted:

Have reply guys ever gained a benefit from sucking up to Elon? Has he ever given one a job or endorsement or even a free Tesla bumper sticker?

Uhhh, that would be Socialism?

Duh

Elon has never given ANYTHING to anyone for free in his entire life.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
I don't have a twitter, is "we must destroy capitalism to ensure a possible future for our global multiracial children" bannable now?

Can someone try it and see? Maybe a lot of people.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



nice virtue signalling scott

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


QuarkJets posted:

In some places they tax rich people and that's bad apparently
Not the job creators!

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...


That man is clearly trying very hard.

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Posted @ 10:14 AM.

This reads like an 8th-grade boy who just read some Marcus Aurelius or something and is going to become "the Stoic Kid" because his last gimmick, "The Kid Who Wears a Cowboy Hat," didn't pan out.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

The X-man cometh posted:

Have reply guys ever gained a benefit from sucking up to Elon? Has he ever given one a job or endorsement or even a free Tesla bumper sticker?

The problem is that he once tweeted about Dogecoin and the value skyrocketed, so everyone messages him trying to get that to happen again

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/1613979548198047767


The editor that chose the photo for this article deserves a raise.

Kale
May 14, 2010

Tai posted:

Err what horrible policies. Is that a joke? I'm missing something here.

These people only believe crazy many conspiracy poo poo about leftists or anybody that doesnt tow the GOP party line asically. Like how everybody that's not an ultra right wing signaller wants to jab them with a needle and groom their kids into LGBT lifestyles.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

All leftists want to kill your family, chop your kid's dick off and put you in a gulag

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
we would be able to occupy Mars slightly faster if Musky and other billionaires paid taxes, supported various supa communists poo poo like multiple Universal BLANKS, and then created stem school mills.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

ben shapino posted:

All leftists want to kill your family, chop your kid's dick off and put you in a gulag

and dont forget that while you're locked up in the gulag they'll replace your gas stove with an electric one

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
Leftists are crazy and think they can just "forgive student loans". Like wtf does that even mean?!

*Cashes in $100,000 PPP "loan"*

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

PhazonLink posted:

we would be able to occupy Mars slightly faster if Musky and other billionaires paid taxes, supported various supa communists poo poo like multiple Universal BLANKS, and then created stem school mills.

while this is true, it would also be a stupid use of the money. we don't need to occupy mars faster, we don't need to occupy mars at all.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



:(

bird with big dick posted:

Sorry i take that back I didn’t mean it
:shobon:

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


The X-man cometh posted:

Have reply guys ever gained a benefit from sucking up to Elon? Has he ever given one a job or endorsement or even a free Tesla bumper sticker?

Sometimes he'll reply with "interesting", which to them is probably the most important moment of their life.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I am still willing to donate to a fund to send billionaire assholes to Mars where there are no laws.

No children are allowed, but we can give them illegal hentai and robot slaves.

Give them a fake AI social media platform that only they can see that likes their every word.

Also regular supply pods of cocaine.

Let the problem sort itself out.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Earwicker posted:

while this is true, it would also be a stupid use of the money. we don't need to occupy mars faster, we don't need to occupy mars at all.

I'm sorry, are there three-tittied ladies here on Earth already? No? Then we need to shoot this baby past the moon and make a splash all over those dusty red dunes

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If you wanted to get a third tit implant put in, I bet there are doctors who would accept the money.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Projecting so hard this tweet is available in three neighbouring galaxies.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

I'm sorry, are there three-tittied ladies here on Earth already?

yes, the famous three-tittied lady scene from the film total recall was in fact filmed here on earth, not on mars. so far all of the films that have actually been made on mars are of rocks.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
hell its probably easier to introduce a gene for a 3rd tit than it is to terraform Mars.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


Scott I was just asking if you were doing anything good this weekend

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

Earwicker posted:

yes, the famous three-tittied lady scene from the film total recall was in fact filmed here on earth, not on mars. so far all of the films that have actually been made on mars are of rocks.

Rocks with bomb rear end titties

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

The X-man cometh posted:

Have reply guys ever gained a benefit from sucking up to Elon? Has he ever given one a job or endorsement or even a free Tesla bumper sticker?

They made him buy Twitter.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Earwicker posted:

yes, the famous three-tittied lady scene from the film total recall was in fact filmed here on earth, not on mars. so far all of the films that have actually been made on mars are of rocks.

A Florida woman perpetrated a media hoax about having 3 tits with a prosthetic chest and turned it into a career, recently

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Alien Arcana posted:

What exactly qualifies one as a "top poster" here? Is there a rankings chart somewhere?

Posting gloryhole

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