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Elons tweets read like messages I get when someone can’t make a scrum meeting. How banal.
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I think at this point he no longer wants to just be Tony Stark, he has started believing he’s the new DaVinci. Inventor, artist, philosopher, and of course funniest man alive. Belching out meaningless, but deep sounding, quotes for his followers to “woah” at. I fear a book of his collected quotes and wisdoms can’t be far off at this point
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Jan 14, 2023 03:07
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mds2 posted:Elons tweets read like messages I get when someone can’t make a scrum meeting. How banal. aside from all the white nationalist stuff and all the transphobia stuff and all the attempting to undermine democracy stuff, this is the worst thing about musk. dude writes possibly the least interesting, least informative posts of anyone who has ever lived.
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Jan 14, 2023 03:09
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but DaVinci actually made stuff? good stuff even. Also some guy wrote a book about his code and an antimatter nuke in Vatican City.
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Jan 14, 2023 03:33
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Steadiman posted:I think at this point he no longer wants to just be Tony Stark, he has started believing he’s the new DaVinci. Inventor, artist, philosopher, and of course funniest man alive. Belching out meaningless, but deep sounding, quotes for his followers to “woah” at. I fear a book of his collected quotes and wisdoms can’t be far off at this point I love when he finds someone tweeting his quotes and replies with "Exactly"
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Jan 14, 2023 03:38
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The Postman posted:I love when he finds someone tweeting his quotes and replies with "Exactly" Yeah that’s super weird. Like someone quoting me saying “oh by the way, I have to remember to get some milk later”. It’s hardly on the “i have a dream…” level. If it was anyone else I’d swear he was doing a bit
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Jan 14, 2023 03:44
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Steadiman posted:I think at this point he no longer wants to just be Tony Stark, he has started believing he’s the new DaVinci. Inventor, artist, philosopher, and of course funniest man alive. Belching out meaningless, but deep sounding, quotes for his followers to “woah” at. I fear a book of his collected quotes and wisdoms can’t be far off at this point He wants to create something "as important as the mona lisa"
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Jan 14, 2023 03:48
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Exactly.
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Steadiman posted:oh by the way, I have to remember to get some milk later
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Jan 14, 2023 03:50
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Steadiman posted:So true! Concerning.
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Time_pants posted:Concerning. Looking into it. Wait. What if the bots are coming from inside the Elon. This whole thing was an attempt by OpenAI to make an AI CEO Remember when Microsoft tried the AI thing and it turned into a nazi in like a day? Powershift fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Jan 14, 2023 |
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Jan 14, 2023 04:04
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So how is that tesla price cut going for their car sales? "You can get a $7500 rebate and it'll still kill you in ten seconds flat!"
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Jan 14, 2023 04:08
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https://twitter.com/wongmjane/status/1614080866329989121?s=46&t=5RmhE1MMMjDenkMhMcqfFw Come for the freedom of speech, stay for the polls! Twitter blue basically pays for itself at this point
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Jan 14, 2023 04:26
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goatface posted:If you wanted to get a third tit implant put in, I bet there are doctors who would accept the money. You can pay doctors in foreign lands to cut your dong and balls off, carve you out a nightmare vagina, and slap some tits onto you. I'm sure it wouldn't even make them blink an eye if you were like, "make it 6 tits, 3 rows. And make them big as hell." If you get that surgery done, it's 25% off at their cousin Ivan's wig store/pharmacy. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 14, 2023 04:27
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/wongmjane/status/1614080866329989121?s=46&t=5RmhE1MMMjDenkMhMcqfFw Gonna have to code a new class of Twitter Blue verified bots
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Jan 14, 2023 04:38
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Oh hey I think twitter just died, nice. E: I also can't access google, this may be a local network issue.
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The X-man cometh posted:Have reply guys ever gained a benefit from sucking up to Elon? Has he ever given one a job or endorsement or even a free Tesla bumper sticker? Someone on FB by name of Elon Elaine.(or something) Musk tried to befriend me today. I'm pretty sure the new Tesla in the Wal-Mart lot I saw later on wasn't random.
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Jan 14, 2023 04:57
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Otteration posted:Someone on FB by name of Elon Elaine.(or something) Musk tried to befriend me today. I'm pretty sure the new Tesla in the Wal-Mart lot I saw later on wasn't random. We all have our own Russiagate, truly.
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Jan 14, 2023 05:17
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the escape goat posted:how dare you what the absolute gently caress it’s ART I should clarify - Tammy and the T-rex is not worth dealing with a Morty Gun until I can watch it with a washed-up degenerate alien bounty hunter with no legs. I will just have to watch it - and Blood Harvest and Vampire Hookers - with a washed up degenerate human (i.e. myself) outside of the game where I do not have to deal with the Morty Gun.
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Jan 14, 2023 05:39
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https://gizmodo.com/tesla-elon-musk-twitter-texas-trial-1849987555 Elon got told suck poo poo on his cry about unbiased jury
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Non Compos Mentis posted:https://gizmodo.com/tesla-elon-musk-twitter-texas-trial-1849987555 Elon got told suck poo poo on his cry about unbiased jury Goddamit the man has exactly three facial expressions and they're each more punchable than the next
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Jan 14, 2023 05:48
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 drat the third world for not making my modern driving experience more convenient!
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Jan 14, 2023 05:56
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Just a speedbump away from being true
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why is the Tesla logo brightened in the image
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SRQ posted:why is the Tesla logo brightened in the image Edit: like the name of the garage on the left Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Jan 14, 2023 |
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Jan 14, 2023 06:33
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Elon would create a genetically-modified spherical cow for his innovative milk factory, wouldn't he
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Jan 14, 2023 06:34
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Ror posted:Elon would create a genetically-modified spherical cow for his innovative milk factory, wouldn't he A cow... in the shape of the pig's huge balls? Working on it.
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Jan 14, 2023 06:35
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lol at musky hearing physicists or mathematicians talking about spherical cows or point mass cows and taking the wrong lesson from them.
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Jan 14, 2023 06:53
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PhazonLink posted:lol at musky hearing physicists or mathematicians talking about spherical cows or point mass cows and taking the wrong lesson from them. he would put the spherical cow in a vacuum cleaner. tesla brand.
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Jan 14, 2023 07:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ2xQGmRaLw dude is roadraging about owning a tesla
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MrQwerty posted:A cow... in the shape of the pig's huge balls? my poo poo falls down on big balls of pig
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/wongmjane/status/1614080866329989121?s=46&t=5RmhE1MMMjDenkMhMcqfFw lmao he's really gonna do it? blue only votes so he can win all of his own dumb polls, in a bald-faced sop to his own ego. all because a bunch of people told him to get hosed and he can't handle it? my god, the corn cobbing here is astronomical
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Klyith posted:lmao he's really gonna do it? blue only votes so he can win all of his own dumb polls, in a bald-faced sop to his own ego. all because a bunch of people told him to get hosed and he can't handle it? I bet he finally pulled the trigger because he's feuding with his brother/major business partner over his dipshit whatever's hot at the moment regressive politics SEE THAT POLL ABOUT WHETHER I SHOULD KICK YOU OFF THE TESLA BOARD, KIMBAL?
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Klyith posted:lmao he's really gonna do it? blue only votes so he can win all of his own dumb polls, in a bald-faced sop to his own ego. all because a bunch of people told him to get hosed and he can't handle it? The fun part will be seeing how many blue subscribers there actually are
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Klyith posted:lmao he's really gonna do it? blue only votes so he can win all of his own dumb polls, in a bald-faced sop to his own ego. all because a bunch of people told him to get hosed and he can't handle it? tbh in addition to the like he should just look up CA or TX voting requirements and ripoff those. either regressives doxx themselves to own da libs, or regressives stop paying so they dont doxx themselves. win win.
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MrQwerty posted:I bet he finally pulled the trigger because he's feuding with his brother/major business partner over his dipshit whatever's hot at the moment regressive politics I'd bet they'd be telling him to step the gently caress back from Twitter and right the ship at Tesla instead, and he's insisting he's not owned and will NOT log off, thank you very much.
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The Butcher posted:You can pay doctors in foreign lands to cut your dong and balls off, carve you out a nightmare vagina, and slap some tits onto you. I'm sure it wouldn't even make them blink an eye if you were like, "make it 6 tits, 3 rows. And make them big as hell." Disconcerting username/post combo
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Cable Guy posted:From the look of the top text it's been run through an auto-translator (maybe Google Lens) so it looks like it's trying to recognise it as a text character.. yep
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Frank Frank posted:The fun part will be seeing how many blue subscribers there actually are They are absolutely going to forget to hide how many people voted on the polls and it's going to be glorious
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poll for verified users: should we have special polls for verified users? y/n also do u like me? y/n
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