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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol before reading it in this thread I didn't even know the rock was on the long list of the people shawn hosed over

also weird that I found out through the jokes about his porn parody show - I figured a beef like that would have been a story told more often online

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Maigius
Jun 29, 2013



The porn parody vibes are really strong here; the fake name is making it worse.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

chad frost is too nice of a name for a guy that tried to ruin your career

should have named him dirk dipshit or something

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

should've gotten Rob Van Dam

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lamentable dustman posted:

lmao i thought it was a goon joke

goons aren't nearly as funny as real life

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Orange Carlisle posted:

chad frost is too nice of a name for a guy that tried to ruin your career

should have named him dirk dipshit or something

Dirk Dipshit's probably debuting in NXT soon anyway

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

My wife didn't believe me when I told her they replaced Shawn in that show with a made up character because the rock hated him so much

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

just proves that you can conquer the world and be the most famous person on the planet but something some dumbass did to you at a past job decades ago can still live rent free in your head forever

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2 posted:

Vin Diesel was completely correct (as usual) about Dwayne

edit: please don't take this as endorsement of Shawn, Shawn sucks too and Dwayne's right for hating him, it's just funny that it's for so long over a wrestling-politics thing that ultimately worked out in his favor And that he's this petty in multiple industries simultaneously now

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Jan 15, 2023

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

MassRafTer posted:

It'll be 5 soon!

And six after, Boogeyman's gotta get his win back, brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9kNbb_JJQY

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

1glitch0 posted:

Has it cracked? I'm sure he's still a dickhead but I hadn't really heard anything recently.

apparently he got really drunk in 2007, so 16 years ago but still, and Matt Hardy talked about it

Speaking on his Extreme Life podcast, Matt Hardy recalled the WWE roster going out to celebrate following Michaels’ near-one-hour match with John Cena on Raw in 2007.

“Shawn at this point, was not drinking, very religious. And Ric [Flair] was down there just annoying the sh*t out of him. He’s like ‘Come on Shawn! Look at the champ John! He’s the leader now. He’s having some drinks. Shawn, you can have a drink! It doesn’t make you a bad person.’
Matt Hardy.

After plenty of nagging by Ric Flair, Michaels eventually caved, which brought out a side that the roster didn’t expect to see.

“Ric finally got Shawn to cave and have some drinks. So he’s sitting there having his drinks, and you’re seeing the ‘old’ Shawn Michaels starting to come out. And Jeff and I, we were just tickled.

“You see Shawn and now that he’s had a few, he says ‘yeah look at you Jeff Hardy. A Shawn Michaels wannabe! People know that I’m the real deal. You think you’re hot sh*t right, just because people love you. Well people will always believe in me! Are they going to always believe in you?”

Matt added that Jeff was wowed by the drunk Michaels, but that he and Matt found the situation to be hilarious.

Well and truly inebriated at this point, Michaels turned his attention to Umaga, who was having none of his antics.

“Shawn’s like ‘hey, look at the big man over here. I’m incredible! If I hit you with that superkick, everybody knows I can beat you.’

“And I will never forget Umaga just jumped up and [aggressively] said ‘why don’t you give me a shot right now then? Go on!’ and Shawn backed off. ‘Whoa brother, I’m just working brother. Work with me brother.'”

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Reminds me of Jericho's story about how he dressed up as Doink for an angle on Raw in 2001, a completely drunk Shawn finds him backstage. "I can't believe they made you Doink. You're too good to be Doink." "Shawn I'm dressed like this for an angle." "I'm gonna charge into Vince's office right now and tell him you're too good to be Doink." And then Shawn was gone from WWE for awhile

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

DeathChicken posted:

Reminds me of Jericho's story about how he dressed up as Doink for an angle on Raw in 2001, a completely drunk Shawn finds him backstage. "I can't believe they made you Doink. You're too good to be Doink." "Shawn I'm dressed like this for an angle." "I'm gonna charge into Vince's office right now and tell him you're too good to be Doink." And then Shawn was gone from WWE for awhile

Lmao

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
My guess is that the Chad Frost change is less about Dwayne hating Sean that much and more that, if the character is going to be a villain on the series moving forward, they don't want to get sued for slander by making Sean out to be a raging rear end in a top hat. Or maybe whatever production arrangement they have with WWE prevents them from portraying talent, especially current employees, in an unflattering light.

(I do think Dwayne probably carries that grudge to this day though)

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

DeathChicken posted:

Reminds me of Jericho's story about how he dressed up as Doink for an angle on Raw in 2001, a completely drunk Shawn finds him backstage. "I can't believe they made you Doink. You're too good to be Doink." "Shawn I'm dressed like this for an angle." "I'm gonna charge into Vince's office right now and tell him you're too good to be Doink." And then Shawn was gone from WWE for awhile

At least for a change shawn’s wacky addict behavior was trying to help someone out other than himself, he is usually the most selfish dude to ever sell fish

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

DeathChicken posted:

Reminds me of Jericho's story about how he dressed up as Doink for an angle on Raw in 2001, a completely drunk Shawn finds him backstage. "I can't believe they made you Doink. You're too good to be Doink." "Shawn I'm dressed like this for an angle." "I'm gonna charge into Vince's office right now and tell him you're too good to be Doink." And then Shawn was gone from WWE for awhile

Isn't this where he ends up passed out on the floor of Vince's office?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Lid posted:

apparently he got really drunk in 2007, so 16 years ago but still, and Matt Hardy talked about it

Speaking on his Extreme Life podcast, Matt Hardy recalled the WWE roster going out to celebrate following Michaels’ near-one-hour match with John Cena on Raw in 2007.

“Shawn at this point, was not drinking, very religious. And Ric [Flair] was down there just annoying the sh*t out of him. He’s like ‘Come on Shawn! Look at the champ John! He’s the leader now. He’s having some drinks. Shawn, you can have a drink! It doesn’t make you a bad person.’
Matt Hardy.

After plenty of nagging by Ric Flair, Michaels eventually caved, which brought out a side that the roster didn’t expect to see.

“Ric finally got Shawn to cave and have some drinks. So he’s sitting there having his drinks, and you’re seeing the ‘old’ Shawn Michaels starting to come out. And Jeff and I, we were just tickled.

“You see Shawn and now that he’s had a few, he says ‘yeah look at you Jeff Hardy. A Shawn Michaels wannabe! People know that I’m the real deal. You think you’re hot sh*t right, just because people love you. Well people will always believe in me! Are they going to always believe in you?”

Matt added that Jeff was wowed by the drunk Michaels, but that he and Matt found the situation to be hilarious.

Well and truly inebriated at this point, Michaels turned his attention to Umaga, who was having none of his antics.

“Shawn’s like ‘hey, look at the big man over here. I’m incredible! If I hit you with that superkick, everybody knows I can beat you.’

“And I will never forget Umaga just jumped up and [aggressively] said ‘why don’t you give me a shot right now then? Go on!’ and Shawn backed off. ‘Whoa brother, I’m just working brother. Work with me brother.'”

That's the good stuff!

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Man that ric flair guy sounds like a real piece of poo poo!!

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Lid posted:

apparently he got really drunk in 2007, so 16 years ago but still, and Matt Hardy talked about it

Speaking on his Extreme Life podcast, Matt Hardy recalled the WWE roster going out to celebrate following Michaels’ near-one-hour match with John Cena on Raw in 2007.

“Shawn at this point, was not drinking, very religious. And Ric [Flair] was down there just annoying the sh*t out of him. He’s like ‘Come on Shawn! Look at the champ John! He’s the leader now. He’s having some drinks. Shawn, you can have a drink! It doesn’t make you a bad person.’
Matt Hardy.

After plenty of nagging by Ric Flair, Michaels eventually caved, which brought out a side that the roster didn’t expect to see.

“Ric finally got Shawn to cave and have some drinks. So he’s sitting there having his drinks, and you’re seeing the ‘old’ Shawn Michaels starting to come out. And Jeff and I, we were just tickled.

“You see Shawn and now that he’s had a few, he says ‘yeah look at you Jeff Hardy. A Shawn Michaels wannabe! People know that I’m the real deal. You think you’re hot sh*t right, just because people love you. Well people will always believe in me! Are they going to always believe in you?”

Matt added that Jeff was wowed by the drunk Michaels, but that he and Matt found the situation to be hilarious.

Well and truly inebriated at this point, Michaels turned his attention to Umaga, who was having none of his antics.

“Shawn’s like ‘hey, look at the big man over here. I’m incredible! If I hit you with that superkick, everybody knows I can beat you.’

“And I will never forget Umaga just jumped up and [aggressively] said ‘why don’t you give me a shot right now then? Go on!’ and Shawn backed off. “heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

and it worked every time

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tune in now if you want to see the football equivalent of the Khans trying to buy WWE

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Chris James 2 posted:

Tune in now if you want to see the football equivalent of the Khans trying to buy WWE

https://twitter.com/neilsaidwhat/status/1614481374794379265

https://twitter.com/SNFonNBC/status/1614482149415034880

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Chris James 2 posted:

Tune in now if you want to see the football equivalent of the Khans trying to buy WWE

That’s right

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Chris James 2 posted:

Tune in now if you want to see the football equivalent of the Khans trying to buy WWE

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

Tune in now if you want to see the football equivalent of the Khans trying to buy WWE

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


AEWWE

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

Tune in now if you want to see the football equivalent of the Khans trying to buy WWE

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Chris James 2 posted:

Tune in now if you want to see the football equivalent of the Khans trying to buy WWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUstq-4XKKs

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Rarity posted:

It's hilarious that TV companies saw the oversaturation that led to the death of cable and decided to repeat the exact same thing with streaming

Capitalists love doing this, it always works!

ExHumus
Aug 30, 2006

BOOM BOOM!!
The Pitch Black match is going to be simple. It's just like the Mimosa Mayhem match between Orange Cassidy and Chris Jericho in AEW, except the loser is whoever gets dumped in a vat of Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

ExHumus posted:

The Pitch Black match is going to be simple. It's just like the Mimosa Mayhem match between Orange Cassidy and Chris Jericho in AEW, except the loser is whoever gets dumped in a vat of Mountain Dew Pitch Black.
Fate worse than death

ExHumus
Aug 30, 2006

BOOM BOOM!!

DMorbid posted:

Fate worse than death

Spoiler: It will be Bray who loses and the Mountain Dew will affect his character going forward.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Bray falls into the pit of Mountain Dew pitch black and is pulled underneath by Uncle Howdy. He reappears the next week in the fiend mask cutting promos for another three months till his 1.5 star match at WrestleMania

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

LA Knight loses but the change is that he now hypes himself up by drinking Mt. Dew ask the time YEAH

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



this is amazing

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

ExHumus posted:

The Pitch Black match is going to be simple. It's just like the Mimosa Mayhem match between Orange Cassidy and Chris Jericho in AEW, except the loser is whoever gets dumped in a vat of Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

Same ending as that swamp match but it's Mountain Dew lol

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

drat it feels good to be elite

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Lid posted:

“Shawn’s like ‘hey, look at the big man over here. I’m incredible! If I hit you with that superkick, everybody knows I can beat you.’

“And I will never forget Umaga just jumped up and [aggressively] said ‘why don’t you give me a shot right now then? Go on!’ and Shawn backed off. ‘Whoa brother, I’m just working brother. Work with me brother.'”

Apparently this is also how Scott Hall would get after he'd pushed someone too far. "It's just a joke bro!"

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/TheEnemiesPE3/status/1614347233691844610?t=yjiMSEjOl0R2z-Bk7tjFHg&s=19

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
He looks like a mix of the undertaker, big show, and great Khali.

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