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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
And it was the offensive scheme in particular that sucked. That would be a very very strange hire.

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MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



The man will be paid millions until 2027. Yeah, I would go on a never ending vacation too and I´d tell the NFL to go kick rocks

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
A lot of coaches are hired because of a success they had at one point in their career.

What else that happens (even at that same job) don’t really matter

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if i were that guy i would take the year off then come back to any of several extremely lucrative college offers. and if there weren't any that i liked i would become the offensive coordinator for a bad nfl team in order to take some more money, due to having been a head coach, and then i would retire after doing a bad job and parting ways through firing or having my contract end. thank you all so much. it's a wonderful life

Racing Stripe
Oct 22, 2003

Michael Lombardi was on Ross Tucker's podcast a few days ago and they were talking about fired coaches, and according to Lombardi the coach can't just gently caress off to Thailand and collect their guaranteed money. Even though the money is "guaranteed" he said that it's dependent upon the coach trying to get a new job. Of course, then there's offset language, so the original team doesn't have to actually pay all of that. He even said that when he got let go by one team (maybe as a GM or executive or something) and got a job offer from Al Davis, the owner who fired him somehow forced him not to take it because the salary from Davis was so low that the old boss would have to still be paying too much.

Not sure if he's right about all of that, but it's so loving lovely that it's pretty believable.

Racing Stripe fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jan 14, 2023

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1614382320370307074?t=A_W3qfDet8cbGV0CGJaAWQ&s=19

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm excited for the playoff chargers. but i wisht they will lose unless my team loses tomorry. then i hope they win big. i decided i changed my mind and just want them to win. if you make me do no ifs.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

FootballFreak2 posted:

Let's just say most sportsbooks don't allow me to bet anymore

Didn’t realize they outlawed taking money from easy marks.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





So do the Seahawks go QB early next year? If I were a Seattle fan I'd be fine with Geno as the QB of the immediate future (like 2-3 years) but they look like they need a ton of bodies on defense and I don't think they're a QB away.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

49ers should take a lesson from the 90s Chiefs who chose Grbac over Rich Gannon.

Don't be fools. Purdy is dominating a playoff game. He should have 4 touchdowns. When has Jimmy G or Lance ever looked this good



edit: Trey Lance would look good chucking deep passes to Waddle and Hill after Tua retires to spend more time with his remaining brain cells

kiimo fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Jan 15, 2023

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

kiimo posted:

49ers should take a lesson from the 90s Chiefs who chose Grbac over Rich Gannon.

Don't be fools. Purdy is dominating a playoff game. He should have 4 touchdowns. When has Jimmy G or Lance ever looked this good

Purdy made some pretty bad throws that he got lucky on and he looked like poo poo in the 2nd quarter when Seattle moved him off his spot. I think he’s a huge beneficiary of scheme and guys who can rack up insane YAC numbers. He lacks Lance’s arm talent and athleticism. His main strength is getting the ball out quickly and accurately in the short and intermediate game. Not sure how far that can take him or the team if they can’t keep surrounding him with guys like Deebo and McCaffery that can turn those into home runs.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Geeze, when have the Niners ever had success with a short quick passing attack???

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hey, hey, has anybody done this yet?

The 49ers look...Purdy good!!!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







rotoworld has me dying

quote:

Fox's Peter Schrager reports former Cardinals head coach Kliff Kingsbury is in Thailand and is not interested in coaching next season.

Schrager said Kingsbury -- fired as Cardinals head coach after a 4-13 season -- recently bought a one-way ticket to Thailand and has turned down multiple offensive coordinator job offers. It looks like Kingsbury, after a disastrous run as Arizona's head coach, will take at least one year off while enjoying Thailand's many lovely beaches. He had been linked to the Patriots offensive coordinator position because he played for the team and has close ties to New England head coach Bill Belichick.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

MJeff posted:

Hey, hey, has anybody done this yet?

The 49ers look...Purdy good!!!

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

FizFashizzle posted:

rotoworld has me dying

The guy responded to getting at HC job by building a cocaine bachelor desert gently caress-pad, and then stunting in it on camera during the stay-at-home-year draft.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm sure it's the beaches Kliff is enjoying right now...

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



It’s incredibly unfortunate that you can’t go to Thailand without everyone assuming bad things about the events of the trip

I’d love to go to Phuket and gain 35lbs eating the cuisine and basking in the sun but lmao

I’ve heard good things about Vietnam, at least

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



dingo with a joint posted:

The guy responded to getting at HC job by building a cocaine bachelor desert gently caress-pad, and then stunting in it on camera during the stay-at-home-year draft.

Ok well now that I know this my previous post looks real dumb

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

Ok well now that I know this my previous post looks real dumb

It’s just a modernist house. There weren’t strippers wandering around in the background or white powder and a straws on the table.


YOLOsubmarine fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jan 15, 2023

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

YOLOsubmarine posted:

It’s just a modernist house. There weren’t strippers wandering around in the background or white powder and a straws on the table.

But it did look like a porn set, and I assume the women and blow were just off camera while he made his draft pick

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Thailand is very nice this time of year.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Lol fuckin clownass take

i'm fuckin around but seriously, for the NFL to actually give a poo poo about covid, a player or coach would have to have died. And it all honesty it probably would've required multiple. And even then, that probably would've only made them make pathetic attempts to lock down the 2021 season, and everything's still back to normal for 2022

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'd rather be in Thailand than Arizona.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Is he going to Thailand for…uh…a thing? Lmao.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Gatts posted:

Is he going to Thailand for…uh…a thing? Lmao.

Thailand is a beautiful country with delicious food and cool ruins and lovely beaches and lots of things to see and do.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Thailand is a beautiful country with delicious food and cool ruins and lovely beaches and lots of things to see and do.

alternatively I'm just sitting here thinking about Klingsbury after a couple years in thailand, hopped up with exotic drugs and bull semen, riddled with STDs and looking like Jake Plummer farming mushrooms

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Kliff's pre-staging himself for the next children's sports team to get trapped in a cave

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Thailand is a beautiful country with delicious food and cool ruins and lovely beaches and lots of things to see and do.

Yes I know. :( I’m going in 2023 to Phuket

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

FootballFreak2 posted:

I'm looking at the seahawks vs 49ers odds, and I must say, are the "wise guys" smoking Crack? The Seahawks have this in the bag, they already lost twice to the 49ers, they won't lose again. It's raining down there, so there won't be a heat issue and it's RAIN, what's seattle known for? Dear odds people, lay off the crack!

Hey, can't find very many posts from this guy today after this one, does anybody know what happened to him?

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

MJeff posted:

Hey, can't find very many posts from this guy today after this one, does anybody know what happened to him?

He’s got a one way ticket to Thailand.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Tlaw is basically just zach wilson with long hair

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Trevor can recover but the narrative will be can he perform when it counts under pressure in the big games

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I hereby declare Justin fields the best QB of his draft class. Took tlaw throwing 5 ints and counting in a single game but I'm confident

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

fartknocker posted:

But it did look like a porn set, and I assume the women and blow were just off camera while he made his draft pick

welcome to northern Scottsdale

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

mastershakeman posted:

I hereby declare Justin fields the best QB of his draft class. Took tlaw throwing 5 ints and counting in a single game but I'm confident

Excuse me he's only at 4

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



The bounce off the helmet is an interception with flair and pizzazz

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Gatts posted:

Trevor can recover but the narrative will be can he perform when it counts under pressure in the big games

Fully agreed. This game is 100% a fluke but it's a fluke that will haunt the Jaguars organization until they get a playoff win.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I didn't think Trev could recover from Urban

I very much don't think Trev can recover from both Urban and this game

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