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PhazonLink posted:edit^ also I'm not convinced his mom was really posting defenses of his son. no way that wasnt him puppet accounting. That is absolutely his mother, that lady has spent every waking moment of his life telling him he's a very special genius
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people like musk don't die young. He's going to walk in between raining grand pianos while almost slipping off the edge of skyscrapers for the rest of his life.
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Jan 15, 2023 06:58
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remember when the owner of Segway fell off a cliff and died while riding a segway lol
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DeeplyConcerned posted:people like musk don't die young. He's going to walk in between raining grand pianos while almost slipping off the edge of skyscrapers for the rest of his life. Mr Magoo is also a terrible billionaire / war criminal
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R.L. Stine posted:remember when the owner of Segway fell off a cliff and died while riding a segway jesus, i’ve seen what you’ve done for other people, and i want that for elon
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Quietly imagining a world where that actually got them killed Consider the safety qualities of the average Tesla, and Cybertruck. Here's hoping he makes a CyberTruck his daily driver and nature takes it course.
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Has Elon ever made a public statement about his religious beliefs? I can't imagine they line up well with those of the average chud.
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Devils Affricate posted:Has Elon ever made a public statement about his religious beliefs? I can't imagine they line up well with those of the average chud. the Musks are a weird technocrat ubermensch cult so I'm sure they're acceptable to evangelicals, since they have no morals or scruples or ideological consistency
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It doesn't matter to chuds whether you're true believer Christian or not. You just have to pay lip service to the right God and hate the right people.
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Musky thinks he's in a matrix and the protag of the matrix. (and yet his wife still left him and one of his kids hates him so much they did a name change) Also the Rocko's basilisk because techbros are stupid as gently caress, like holy poo poo stupid as gently caress.
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Devils Affricate posted:Has Elon ever made a public statement about his religious beliefs? I can't imagine they line up well with those of the average chud. He's a secular Calvinist
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Cthulu Carl posted:I could check, but I'd have to reinstall and, well, Tammy and the T-Rex isn't worth it. It what about Blood Harvest? Though I will say I’m captivated by the intro scenes of Tammy. I am a juvenile, I know.
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:That was his CSPAM and Pet Island posting phase Now he's in his CSAM and ped island posting phase.
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Lol, couldn't Elon Musk generate a ton of good will by helping authorities find that road rager? Answer: no Because that would be admitting Tesla bros suck and Elon having any PR sense whatsoever.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I would like a tesla please Elon. I know you are sad but please don't give up on life
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PhazonLink posted:Musky thinks he's in a matrix and the protag of the matrix. (and yet his wife still left him and one of his kids hates him so much they did a name change) The only thing better than a hero is a tragic hero, I guess.
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Lol, couldn't Elon Musk generate a ton of good will by helping authorities find that road rager? a private company handing over their customer's data to the cops without a warrant is pretty hosed up so there's a chance he might do it (and have it backfire on him by everyone making memes about being snitched on by your own car)
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Honestly surprised he didn't do that much sooner. Doing it without a heads up is a total dick move so that tracks too.
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So that guys app Fenix does actually still work for some reason. So, if like me, you miss Tweetbot , it’s worth a free download
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R.L. Stine posted:remember when the owner of Segway fell off a cliff and died while riding a segway When you consider that the inventor of the segway had been ousted from the company a few years earlier.
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Edmund Sparkler posted:It doesn't matter to chuds whether you're true believer Christian or not. You just have to pay lip service to the right God and hate the right people. Yup. Evangelicals voted for Trump in massive numbers.
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Evangelicals: "these womanizing, greedy, amoral monsters who obviously have never believed in or understood any religion in their lives, they're just flawed vessels used by God, they are the Chosen Ones" also Evangelicals: "these devout, self-sacrificing pillars of their communities who have devoted their lives to helping other people, they're actually child-eating pedophiles or something"
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R.L. Stine posted:remember when the owner of Segway fell off a cliff and died while riding a segway He apparently invented the hesco barrier
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Scratch Monkey posted:He apparently invented the hesco barrier After he fell off the cliff a hesco landed on him.
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Scratch Monkey posted:He apparently invented the hesco barrier he invented a bunch of cool poo poo, like an actual brilliant entrepreneur genuinely trying to make the world a better place iirc. one of his projects was a transformer-like electric wheelchair that could use stairs independently and that would lift up into a "standing" position so that handicapped people could have eye-to-eye conversations with others. then he drove a segway off a cliff lol edit: lol duh im thinking of the actual segway inventor who apparently did not drive a segway off a cliff whoops idiotsavant fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Jan 15, 2023 |
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idiotsavant posted:edit: lol duh im thinking of the actual segway inventor who apparently did not drive a segway off a cliff whoops The dead guy seemed alright. Started at a coal miner and when Thatcher hosed them all over he started a business that eventually made him rich.
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idiotsavant posted:edit: lol duh im thinking of the actual segway inventor who apparently did not drive a segway off a cliff whoops aw man even the hesco guy was trying to do good -- he invented them for flood control. ain't his fault he got rich just because the military bought millions of them to build sand castles. if I ever get super rich I'm definitely gonna start being an evil bastard, apparently it has some sort of mystical life preservation. just look at rupert murdoch.
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I wonder if elon will say happy lee /King day tomorrow because he sees both sides.
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Data Graham posted:Evangelicals: "these womanizing, greedy, amoral monsters who obviously have never believed in or understood any religion in their lives, they're just flawed vessels used by God, they are the Chosen Ones" People should watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZPiBdMYg9c They’ve been loving over the public for decades!
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Discover a new world of cringe by digging into Elon's "likes": https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1614085281124352001?s=20&t=IDEdMcHXNDLfKxib-iO9qg
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What's the chances he keeps that Kill Bill katana next to his bed?
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E the Shaggy posted:Discover a new world of cringe by digging into Elon's "likes": Bro give it up, you'll never be Michael Dudikoff. 
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E the Shaggy posted:Discover a new world of cringe by digging into Elon's "likes": Original quote (c)(tm) Elon Musk, do not steal
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Having an early morning online argument about free speech with one of musky's knob gobblers is akin on the fun scale to the exact point when a corneal tumor grows *just* big and crusty enough to stop the eyelid from closing. I think he's gonna let me put up some Che posters in his living room though. So there's that. Otteration fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jan 15, 2023 |
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E the Shaggy posted:Discover a new world of cringe by digging into Elon's "likes": 
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E the Shaggy posted:Discover a new world of cringe by digging into Elon's "likes": you laugh, but now DogeDesigner gets to come up with the next major Twitter feature
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hopefully that is the lame scp katana thats a pos and makes its owners do poo poo and get hurt( and oftendie).
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Close it's the katana that makes its bearer make increasingly embarrassing social media posts. Same as any other katana.
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E the Shaggy posted:Discover a new world of cringe by digging into Elon's "likes": why does he look confused by the sword?
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