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Atticus_1354 posted:Did you learn how to brush exclusively from watching cartoons? I don't even know what this means. 
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CommonShore posted:Stuff like "This is the right way to brush the teeth" is engagement bait. Don't forget that for a long time one of Reddit's biggest threads was a troll question asking the proper way to wipe after making GBS threads and then tens of thousands of morons jumped in to explain in detail how they wipe their assholes and then argue about it with each other. Dance McPants posted:I'm a disgusting person with a hacking gag reflex so when i inevitably get toothpaste on the back of my tongue so after brushing I sound like i'm coughing up a lung until I can scrape it off and rinse. Had a housemate once hear me in the bathroom and ask if I was dying and it was just like swallowing water wrong and struggling to explain to a concerned friend that you're fine and just an idiot. This reminds me of an acquaintance I had who couldn't stand the smell of poo/poo poo to the point where it would make him retch, literally every single time. Even a fart would make him gag and he'd have to leave the room. This included his own, so taking a poo poo was always an ordeal for him, poor guy lol.
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CommonShore posted:Don't forget that for a long time one of Reddit's biggest threads was a troll question asking the proper way to wipe after making GBS threads and then tens of thousands of morons jumped in to explain in detail how they wipe their assholes and then argue about it with each other. Was this eternal debate ever resolved?
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Halisnacks posted:Was this eternal debate ever resolved? 
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Halisnacks posted:Was this eternal debate ever resolved? Yeah they resolved every question forever with civil debate in the public sphere and the guy who didn't know how to wipe his rear end was given a trophy and everyone stood up and clapped
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Sir Lemming posted:It would be no good with a nursing assistant by your side? No this was solved when it originally got posted a while back. I believe what she was trying to say was replace the S in Mrs with N to make it something registered nurse.
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There is no right way to wipe because we didn't evolve to do it. Toilets and rear end wiping are unnatural and an affront to God's Plan.
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Jan 15, 2023 20:06
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The correct way to wipe is to use a bidet.
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D-Pad posted:No this was solved when it originally got posted a while back. I believe what she was trying to say was replace the S in Mrs with N to make it something registered nurse. That still requires information completely missing from the text, but it's also the closest we've gotten to a single piece of missing information, so I suppose that's probably it. I love that dumb tweet because it always ends up sounding like we're translating an ancient manuscript or something.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:There is no right way to wipe because we didn't evolve to do it. Toilets and rear end wiping are unnatural and an affront to God's Plan. SimonChris posted:The correct way to wipe is to use a bidet. Just plonk your rear end in a running stream for half an hour, the fish will take care of it.
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D-Pad posted:No this was solved when it originally got posted a while back. I believe what she was trying to say was replace the S in Mrs with N to make it something registered nurse. Google isn't finding MRN as a nursing credential, so I don't think that's it. Let's argue about it for a few pages, though; that's a good use of time.
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ultrafilter posted:Google isn't finding MRN as a nursing credential, so I don't think that's it. Let's argue about it for a few pages, though; that's a good use of time. Looking into it
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I thought it was solved when it was first posted, that it's just another dumb engagement thing like making terrible recipes. She's posted the same phrase before on other posts and people keep sharing it trying to figure out what this wacky lady means.
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What does that dumb tweet create in its comments whenever it's posted? Now replace the r with a g.
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ultrafilter posted:Google isn't finding MRN as a nursing credential, so I don't think that's it. Let's argue about it for a few pages, though; that's a good use of time. Men's Rights Nurse
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Sir Lemming posted:I love that dumb tweet because it always ends up sounding like we're translating an ancient manuscript or something.
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Sir Lemming posted:That still requires information completely missing from the text, but it's also the closest we've gotten to a single piece of missing information, so I suppose that's probably it. https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1501720705385353219
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ultrafilter posted:Google isn't finding MRN as a nursing credential, so I don't think that's it. Let's argue about it for a few pages, though; that's a good use of time. I may be misremembering the exact details but it was a post in this thread that solved it the first time it was posted if somebody wants to dig for it.
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Jan 15, 2023 21:54
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We've definitely covered the toothpaste thing before. The answer is "do what it says on your tube of toothpaste". Mine says rinse.
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Grassy Knowles posted:This was finally explained to me as Miss Registered Nurse(MRN) to Mrs. Going to save folks the effort to search for the convo. Reading it will not make you feel smarter or better informed. It just fits so well with the way lovely nurses think.
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ultrafilter posted:Google isn't finding MRN as a nursing credential, so I don't think that's it. Let's argue about it for a few pages, though; that's a good use of time. MRN is a medical research nurse, it's the first result for 'mrn nurse' on Google. But that's not what it is I'm pretty sure.
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Captain Monkey posted:MRN is a medical research nurse, it's the first result for 'mrn nurse' on Google. The first thing I get is Medical Research Network. Got a link?
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ultrafilter posted:The first thing I get is Medical Research Network. Got a link? oh, huh, I just glanced at it and made a bad assumption 
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Taeke posted:This reminds me of an acquaintance I had who couldn't stand the smell of poo/poo poo to the point where it would make him retch, literally every single time. Even a fart would make him gag and he'd have to leave the room. Combination fart & retch? 
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https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1614586993047912449
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SimonChris posted:The correct way to wipe is to use a bidet.
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Well, gently caress. Anime child porn on my Mastodon federated timeline  .
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Hyperlynx posted:Well, gently caress. Anime child porn on my Mastodon federated timeline reported for racism
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I saw some screenshot of where the Verge or some other new outlet or whatever tracked down nurning lady and she copped to it being an intentional "mind stumper" presumably for engagement as mentioned.
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D-Pad posted:No this was solved when it originally got posted a while back. I believe what she was trying to say was replace the S in Mrs with N to make it something registered nurse. One of the replies to the tweet that started this sidebar claimed the original tweeter admitted it was nonsense
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Warbird posted:I saw some screenshot of where the Verge or some other new outlet or whatever tracked down nurning lady and she copped to it being an intentional "mind stumper" presumably for engagement as mentioned.
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Knormal posted:Why that's the beauty of it, it doesn't mean anything. Thank god we all know where this quote is from, and being secure in this knowledge, don’t need to discuss its source at all.
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:Claire Max is a pro follow She sure is https://twitter.com/ClaireMax/status/1614163369132699653 https://twitter.com/ClaireMax/status/1614315283904352256 E: meanwhile, I cracked the shits with mastodon.au's lax-to-nonexistent moderation and moved to aus.social, which has an active mod team that actually undeferates pedophiles, nazis, sovcits and other unsavoury motherfuckers. One nice thing about Mastodon is that it does make it easy to move your account from one instance to another. You export/import all your settings and whatnot, including who you're following, then you set the old account to redirect to the new one. All of your followers then automatically start following the new account. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 06:55 on Jan 16, 2023 |
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