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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

They were bored on the job and tried to do a circumcision blindfolded to kill time, and now here we are.

edit: and now here we are on a new page!

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Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.
Due to oegamiom circumcise

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Unseen circumcisions imply the existence of an Invisible Mohel

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

marshmallow creep posted:

This store is in Silent Hill.

There was a foreskin here

It's gone now

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


*whistling sound of a firework launching into the air*

*no explosion*

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
“Cock Block Picnic” by Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE


Exist, smirk, tolerate is usually what I aim for.

whoda thunkit
Sep 20, 2010

Back with another one of those cock blocking beats.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Nobody is going to come

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


whoda thunkit posted:

Back with another one of those cock blocking beats.

You beat me to it dammit.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

whoda thunkit posted:

Back with another one of those cock blocking beats.

Who is this doin’ this synthetic type of Alpha and Omega psychedelic funkin’

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


You can laugh at the military spouses but don't let them catch you because they take that poo poo seriously.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If the rank is simply Military Spouse does that mean the wife of a Captain and the husband of an Admiral are at the same level?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Prof. Spaceman posted:

Exist, smirk, tolerate is usually what I aim for.

Eat, sleep, masturbate

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

ultrafilter posted:

You can laugh at the military spouses but don't let them catch you because they take that poo poo seriously.

I've seen the work that military spouses have to do and it's no joke. My girlfriend has to do so much for her husband while he's out on deployment.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Huh, used to see that in the hookup apps, but a resume is a new one.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Lobok posted:

If the rank is simply Military Spouse does that mean the wife of a Captain and the husband of an Admiral are at the same level?

If a mil spouse is that ate up about their place in life then they are usually of the "respect my spouse's rank when you talk to me" variety

It's insufferable

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Lobok posted:

If the rank is simply Military Spouse does that mean the wife of a Captain and the husband of an Admiral are at the same level?

Correct, equally worthless.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Cocaine Bear posted:

Huh, used to see that in the hookup apps, but a resume is a new one.

:hmbol:

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

ultrafilter posted:

You can laugh at the military spouses but don't let them catch you because they take that poo poo seriously.

I know a lady who gets a monthly subscription box for military spouses full of makeup and snacks and activities and poo poo. i'm assuming it's to keep them from loving anyone which would be the appropriate thing to do when your partner is off playing guns somewhere

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Lazy_Liberal posted:

I know a lady who gets a monthly subscription box for military spouses full of makeup and snacks and activities and poo poo. i'm assuming it's to keep them from loving anyone which would be the appropriate thing to do when your partner is off playing guns somewhere

Excuse me, most people in the military aren’t shooting their weapons. They’re digging ditches and then lighting their poo poo and piss on fire and catching cancer tyvm

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Lazy_Liberal posted:

I know a lady who gets a monthly subscription box for military spouses full of makeup and snacks and activities and poo poo. i'm assuming it's to keep them from loving anyone which would be the appropriate thing to do when your partner is off playing guns somewhere

It would have to be an MLM to catch the vibe perfectly

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

I really hope whatever mohel they had to get at short notice left with a decent tip

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Seldom Posts posted:

I like that it is actually an unseen circumcision.

"Look man either show me some circumcised dick, or the store closes, up to you."
They're closed for the inaugural unveiling.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Lazy_Liberal posted:

I know a lady who gets a monthly subscription box for military spouses full of makeup and snacks and activities and poo poo. i'm assuming it's to keep them from loving anyone which would be the appropriate thing to do when your partner is off playing guns somewhere
https://youtu.be/izhvfRP4DZo?t=13

Splicer has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Jan 16, 2023

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
it's very depressing to me

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Oh gently caress all the way off with that, Jesus christ

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Oct 30, 2009

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I think it’s sweet

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Is the tool for long distance love one of those vibrators you can control over the Internet?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Ensign Expendable posted:

Is the tool for long distance love one of those vibrators you can control over the Internet?

Tank shells have flared bases. Just saying.

Pure coincidence, but I'm typing this put while watching you talk about tanks.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Puts a whole new meaning to “never leaves the base”

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

madeintaipei posted:

Tank shells have flared bases. Just saying.

Pure coincidence, but I'm typing this put while watching you talk about tanks.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


India, I'm guessing?

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Cocaine Bear posted:

Huh, used to see that in the hookup apps, but a resume is a new one.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
"I just hosed his mom to make a better son", is an amazing burn, goddamn.

:discourse:

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
If you're dumb enough to enlist, just buy your partner a Hitachi and name it Jody.

This is probably fake, but it still makes me angry.

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Lazy_Liberal posted:

it's very depressing to me



I legit thought it would be a box full of condoms

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