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I was in my history class in 10th grade when they wheeled the TV in. As soon as the news popped up a kid in the back started laughing his rear end off and said "Yeah, we deserved that." If only I understood back then how right he was
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11th grade english. The moment it happened the girl in front of me whirled around and grabbed my arm and was like HAVE YOU BEEN SAVED (by Jesus) because she was convinced it was Armageddon, I guess.
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S.J. posted:I was in my history class in 10th grade when they wheeled the TV in. As soon as the news popped up a kid in the back started laughing his rear end off and said "Yeah, we deserved that." lmaooooo that kid rules, I hope they're out there doing well.
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Please stop, no one cares where you were on 9/11 unless you were in one of the planes or one of the towers.         buccal fat surgery is a new type of cosmetic surgery where they take out some of the fat in your cheeks to accentuate your cheekbones/make you look like skeletor     
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bike tory posted:Please stop, no one cares where you were on 9/11 unless you were in one of the planes or one of the towers. Oh yeah? well I was in second grade quote:lol
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My resolution for 2023 is to piss off more drivers and ho boy does going the speed limit get results.
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doomerism is a right-wing trap, please don't fall for it 
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Freemason Rush Week posted:doomerism is a right-wing trap, please don't fall for it Counterpoint: 
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Mister Speaker posted:lmaooooo that kid rules, I hope they're out there doing well. He's doing fantastic actually and I couldn't be happier for him
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Mister Speaker posted:I was in 9th grade homeroom when the planes hit. The school librarian went around to all the classrooms to tell us the news. He was crying. Were there books in the towers or something? C'mon. What's wrong with this guy?
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Animal-Mother posted:Were there books in the towers or something? C'mon. What's wrong with this guy? Idk, honestly, but in retrospect it's a bit haunting, clearly that it's stuck with me this long. Maybe he had relatives in the towers, or maybe he just had some vision of how it was the beginning of the end. S.J. posted:He's doing fantastic actually and I couldn't be happier for him :3
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Freemason Rush Week posted:doomerism is a right-wing trap, please don't fall for it Ya vote or die https://i.imgur.com/ZxoM8Aw.mp4
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for anyone wondering at the joke, the new Pokemon has one called Tandemaus which evolves into Maushold with either one or two babies.
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The "evolution" can happen without notification, and equipping the item that's supposed to keep pokemon from evolving does not stop it It really is just two mice fuckin' edit: 
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flavor.flv posted:The "evolution" can happen without notification, and equipping the item that's supposed to keep pokemon from evolving does not stop it 
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BonHair posted:Seems suitable for the UK 
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bad lip reading is so good https://www.youtube.com/@BadLipReading/videos
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BonHair posted:BitBouquet.
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bike tory posted:Please stop, no one cares where you were on 9/11 unless you were in one of the planes or one of the towers. You can replace ‘British’ with ‘Dutch’ and ‘tories’ with ‘VVD’ and it still works because the exact same loving thing happened here.
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I Am Crake posted:You can replace ‘British’ with ‘Dutch’ and ‘tories’ with ‘VVD’ and it still works because the exact same loving thing happened here. The dutch did 9/11?
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 The virgin Bereitschaftspolizei unnecessarily heavy equipment gets stuck in the mud *poke* > falls down compensates for something with his baton only manages to get up again with the help of three other police enforces the interests of large corporations 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖉 "𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖐 𝖔𝖋 𝕷ü𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖍" 𝔐𝔞𝔫𝔞: 𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯 9000 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔟𝔬𝔬𝔨: ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔔𝔲𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡, 𝔥𝔲𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔰 𝔣𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔰 -30 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔨 𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔰 +50 𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔰 𝔖𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯 1278 𝔱𝔬 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔩𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔢 ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔨: 𝔐𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔰 𝔣𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔰 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔩𝔶𝔰𝔦𝔰 𝔣𝔬𝔯 60 𝔰𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔰
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Petition to add Fraktur numerals to Unicode
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:11th grade english. The moment it happened the girl in front of me whirled around and grabbed my arm and was like HAVE YOU BEEN SAVED (by Jesus) because she was convinced it was Armageddon, I guess. That's christian flirting she was totally into you bro
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I'm sick of these dilettante LotR memes that spell it Middle Earth instead of Middle-earth
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The person who wrote these has only the slightest idea what humour is. And even that slight idea is wrong. e: Or maybe they have literally never seen an actual Onion headline.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The person who wrote these has only the slightest idea what humour is. And even that slight idea is wrong. If it helps a person didn't write them thats chatGPT
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The person who wrote these has only the slightest idea what humour is. And even that slight idea is wrong. lol
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projecthalaxy posted:If it helps a person didn't write them thats chatGPT I don't know what that is.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I don't know what that is. I'm envious.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I don't know what that is. YOU WILL 
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