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Lord Stimperor posted:Typically a little spare key is contained within the fob and you can insert it into a hidden keyhole Yeah I have one of those. There's a little physical key you can pull out of the keycard to use if things go wrong. Never had to use it yet. I have an EV, an entry-level Renault one, nowt posh like a Tesla. But it has normal car controls, stalks for the indicators and lights, a doohickey on the right hand side of the steering wheel column that lets me change the volume or station on the radio or answer the phone without having to take my hands off the wheel. There is a screen, but I only need to touch it if I want to set up a gps route, I'd hate to have to try to poke at it whilst actually driving. That picture someone posted of a tesla wheel with capacitive buttons on the actual wheel for the indicators made me wince, that must be *awful*. I have a gaming steering wheel thingy for the ps5 and that has a dpad and buttons on it and I hate trying to use them while I'm driving in a game and the wheel is rotated, it's annoying and confusing. Why anyone would put that in an actual car is beyond me. I'm glad that tesla started a push towards EVs across the whole car industry, but I'm also glad to have an EV made by an experienced car manufacturer that understands a UI meant for driving.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:For all his flaws, Trump was at least a poster, deranged tweets right from his syphilitic brain to your feed, Elon is equally lovely but needs a team of aging hack comedy writers to come up with "let that sink in", SAD Every day that goes by without Trump tweeting is killing another brain cell in Elon, lol
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zedprime posted:Elon still bitter his banking code wasn't even good enough for Paypal to keep using let alone a traditional bank. COBOL is actually very bad but lmao cron basically runs the whole world
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QuarkJets posted:COBOL is actually very bad but lmao cron basically runs the whole world COBOL's bad but most of those types of tech bros just want to replace it with something worse, like Node.
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Neito posted:COBOL's bad but most of those types of tech bros just want to replace it with something worse, like Node. Do it in Flash IMO.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:For all his flaws, Trump was at least a poster, deranged tweets right from his syphilitic brain to your feed, Elon is equally lovely but needs a team of aging hack comedy writers to come up with "let that sink in", SAD
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BigglesSWE posted:Every day that goes by without Trump tweeting is killing another brain cell in Elon, lol He'll be braindead soon then
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The Lone Badger posted:Do it in Flash IMO. Finally a hardcore coder
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Random Stranger posted:Trump sleeps under the greens at Mar-a-Lago.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41SkP55Xyjk&t=139s
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Plan R posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1615067712409202689 Ain't broke, don't fix it
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The Lone Badger posted:Do it in Flash IMO. Best I can do is shockwave
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Just make sure you take after modern developers and use Floats to keep track of account balances. Can't forget about those pennies and eurocents!
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I don’t have one, but I know some cars have the thing where you carry the key fob and they just… unlock when you’re near? You don’t turn the ignition either, just carry the key and press the start button. mine is like this, just touch the door handle and it unlocks. Of course it usually stops working when you really need it the most (when carrying heavy things or its raining or both) forcing you to awkwardly fumble around in your pocket to push the button on the fob instead... Its does have a hidden key for emergencies, but there is no way to "start" the car without the button because there is no ignition switch (just a gap where is would be)
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The taliban? I haven’t thought about those guys in years. Surprised they’re still together.
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Lord Stimperor posted:Typically a little spare key is contained within the fob and you can insert it into a hidden keyhole Tesla do actually have a non-window-breaking solution for this, but it assumes you have access to a car battery or 12V mains adapter. If you open the tow hook hatch, as well as the tow hook, two little wires will flop out, red and black. Attach the 12V, all the low voltage systems will power up, including the main computer if it's functional. The door locks should work without the main computer (at least if you use the Tesla keycards instead of a phone to try and unlock), but who knows with that nonsense. Even better, if you need to get into your frunk in any situation, even if it's not your car, there's a release under the bumper. Just a lever any burglar can pull at any time. This is because the emergency battery disconnect is in there, so firemen need a lever to pull to get to it.
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Charles Ford posted:frunk
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front trunk it's a word because what the hell else would you call it when your car has a trunk in both the front and rear
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tesla ui, design, and build quality are the automotive equivalent of groverhaus prove me wrong
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ishikabibble posted:front trunk A hood trunk, a hunk
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ishikabibble posted:front trunk You'd call it a trunk still, but I think it's illegal to do that if you're a huge dork
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The frunk opens and closes automatically to collect pedestrians. Free pedestrians.
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repiv posted:apparently locked accounts are leaking This is the end of the world as we know it.
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Things that are absolutely never gonna happen dot txt https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1615196890643202048?s=46&t=5jUfQBDmdOzGF7QGM-Gj-g 
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Can't all this bank software be made redundant with vba and an excel spreadsheet?
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The Butcher posted:The frunk opens and closes automatically to collect pedestrians. Free pedestrians. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFuW_sfaPk0<
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ishikabibble posted:front trunk In England it’s a froot
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the british call it a froot edit: fuuuuck, didn't refresh the thread
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Buce posted:The taliban? I haven’t thought about those guys in years. Surprised they’re still together. you gotta hand it to them
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QuarkJets posted:You'd call it a trunk still, but I think it's illegal to do that if you're a huge dork If you set it to UK English it just calls it the "bonnet" like usual, they were too chicken to call it the fronnet.
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Spectracide posted:you gotta hand it to them Well, it's not like they're ISIS or anything.
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FirstnameLastname posted:george soros is responsible for a loooot of pro-democracy work in eastern europe, especially in the mid-90s/early 00s & specifically former soviet/warsaw pact states Billionaires are inherent malign existences, OP.
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Buce posted:The taliband? I haven’t thought about those guys in years. Surprised they’re still together. Come on it was right there
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Azhais posted:
His brain is gonna melt (more) when he learns the sinister meanings behind the ABC and CBC networks.
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Soros's first language was appearntly Esperanto which is kinda neat
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ishikabibble posted:front trunk trussy
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