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Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Jose posted:

These compilations always miss how many obscene passes laudrup made. I saw one years ago where he did a rainbow flick over the defense directly onto the strikers boot for an assist I've never been able to find again


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqm3XmJ1d4

I think Laudrup might have done that, but Djalminha definitely did that against Real Madrid

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLdMVGTmQf4

Criminally underrated, one of my favorites growing up, but he was also one of those frustrating savants that existed during a time when managers were very rigid.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qCxpaDQhzus

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


djalminha was hilarious in champ man, you could sign him for nothing because he’d fall out with everyone at deportivo, he’d win you a bunch of games single handedly, then stop showing up to training and get mad at you for no reason

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao at that Henderson bit

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


sticksy posted:

Some classic and absolutely filthy passes itt

https://twitter.com/ufcfooty/status/1615023357317062657

Amazing to see how utterly poo poo some of the pitches were not even that long ago


E:

Thanks Ants fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Jan 17, 2023

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1615427042345947163?s=20

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Releasing a diss track at 45? Oh dear.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Xabi posted:

Releasing a diss track at 45? Oh dear.

Yeah these incredibly rich, beautiful and successful morons publicly airing their breakup and showing themselves to be spoiled and spiteful children makes me feel much better about how I handled my last breakup

Lemon
May 22, 2003

apropos of nothing, still the best save I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTBkWRs7r-c

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Lemon posted:

apropos of nothing, still the best save I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTBkWRs7r-c

I always have time for semen

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

yes we all get that footballers are morons who will do absolutely stupid poo poo for pussy but seriously why the gently caress would you cheat on Shakira. what could you get as a high-level international footballer that would be better than Shakira

I know for Messi it would be an entire mansion filled with the world's largest HO-scale train set - one so large he could make a very niche diss track to Rod Stewart about it but I'm talking about normal footballers.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Probably just some younger strange I would imagine

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Crazy Ted posted:

yes we all get that footballers are morons who will do absolutely stupid poo poo for pussy but seriously why the gently caress would you cheat on Shakira. what could you get as a high-level international footballer that would be better than Shakira

I know for Messi it would be an entire mansion filled with the world's largest HO-scale train set - one so large he could make a very niche diss track to Rod Stewart about it but I'm talking about normal footballers.

For every beautiful woman in the world there exists a man who is sick of her poo poo

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
I, however, would remain loyal to Shakira until my last day. After I left my current partner of course.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

sticksy posted:

Some classic and absolutely filthy passes itt

https://twitter.com/ufcfooty/status/1615023357317062657

That Rooney one is insane. Sprints like a madman, makes a great tackle, and instead of just keeping on to the ball or keep possession and run out the clock, he sends in a world class cross from 40 meters out. All while being a fat old English lad.

EDIT:
https://twitter.com/ufcfooty/status/1615023401021673472?t=MmYE0aVgNkQCoqYeXflQoA&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I really like the close up of him being clearly too knackered to run over and celebrate the goal

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i think this is the best save i ever saw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jXRoXkXvT0

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

shut up blegum posted:

That Rooney one is insane. Sprints like a madman, makes a great tackle, and instead of just keeping on to the ball or keep possession and run out the clock, he sends in a world class cross from 40 meters out. All while being a fat old English lad.

EDIT:
https://twitter.com/ufcfooty/status/1615023401021673472?t=MmYE0aVgNkQCoqYeXflQoA&s=19

Something to also appreciate in this video: the referee starting near the top of the box, sprinting to half field to keep up with the transition before Rooney’s tackle, and then running all the way to the top of the box again in time for the goal.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Nottherealaborn posted:

Something to also appreciate in this video: the referee starting near the top of the box, sprinting to half field to keep up with the transition before Rooney’s tackle, and then running all the way to the top of the box again in time for the goal.

He's 30 yards behind the ball when Rooney wins it. They're standing next to each other when the initial clearance happens.

This is a fat, out of shape Wayne Rooney in the 96th minute of a league game.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Jose posted:

I really like the close up of him being clearly too knackered to run over and celebrate the goal

its perfection

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
That's not even the best pass/assist Beckham had at RM imo

https://youtu.be/khOIlQHu4MM

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

One of my favorite passes of all time.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

sticksy posted:

That's not even the best pass/assist Beckham had at RM imo

https://youtu.be/khOIlQHu4MM

when they got to Beckham in that tweet thread I thought it would be this one, it's unbelievable

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

sticksy posted:

That's not even the best pass/assist Beckham had at RM imo

https://youtu.be/khOIlQHu4MM

Yeah that’s the pass I thought it was going to be and I immediately wondered how that idiot included a different one

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
I really wish we had that in 4K UHD 60fps so I could zoom in on a slow replay of Becks’ foot wrapping the ball over and over again

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Surprised they didn't have the de Boer-Bergkamp one against Argentina there.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

joepinetree posted:

Surprised they didn't have the de Boer-Bergkamp one against Argentina there.

dennis bergkamp dennis bergkamp DENNIS BERGKAMP

for those nephews who dont know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZkCFoqSBs

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp

kri kri posted:

dennis bergkamp dennis bergkamp DENNIS BERGKAMP

for those nephews who dont know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZkCFoqSBs

My god, It's even better with the Dutch commentary.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


kri kri posted:

dennis bergkamp dennis bergkamp DENNIS BERGKAMP

for those nephews who dont know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZkCFoqSBs

As an Englishman watching that, I absolutely screamed at that goal

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

djssniper posted:

As an Englishman watching that, I absolutely screamed at that goal

The audio is seared into my brain

Love Bergkamp what a legend

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


gary neville can only dream of jizzing himself so magnificently

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp

kri kri posted:

The audio is seared into my brain

Love Bergkamp what a legend

still re-watch the goal against Newcastle and I still have problems understanding what he did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IicmCu47pMo

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


non-euclidian first touch

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/1616718456724017152?t=mud3gPMCKW8r8IJfTgyb2w&s=19

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
since I wanted to play with one of those AI art generators, this is what Midjourney (with one small change) generated from "hyperrealistic Rene Magritte painting of morbidly obese Frank Lampard dejectedly eating a donut after managerial failure"

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I thought it was Paul Jewell

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Frankston posted:

I thought it was Paul Jewell

you've never seen them in the same room

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