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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nigmaetcetera posted:

Why don’t they just turn the drat things on every couple of days for like 30 seconds?

:effort:

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Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Why don’t they just turn the drat things on every couple of days for like 30 seconds?

In my experience, they're often just installed in the hallway right outside labs, so there usually isn't much drainage.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Poops Mcgoots posted:

In my experience, they're often just installed in the hallway right outside labs, so there usually isn't much drainage.

Every room should have a drain in it, that’s just common sense.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Apparently it's common for the same thing to also happen with emergency fire sprinklers. The water sits in the pipes for decades and when something eventually triggers the sprinklers a ton of brown rust water comes raining down on everyone, instantly improving morale.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Devils Affricate posted:

Apparently it's common for the same thing to also happen with emergency fire sprinklers. The water sits in the pipes for decades and when something eventually triggers the sprinklers a ton of brown rust water comes raining down on everyone, instantly improving morale.

It's way harder to use the sprinklers than a fancy water fountain and the building should be well on the way to evacuated when they go off rather than blasted directly into your eyes.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hell Gem

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Why don’t they just turn the drat things on every couple of days for like 30 seconds?

Yeah I think they’re usually installed with no drain with the mindset of. Well when this thing gets used once every five years we’ll just get a mop.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

If it's brown, spray it down.

If it's black, send it back.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Why waste good money on black water when you can get it for free from just about any safety station?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Why don’t they just turn the drat things on every couple of days for like 30 seconds?

The trick is to be incredibly mistake-prone so you need to use it daily.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Use it or lose it, I say. I love irrigating my eyes daily.
Work doesn't have bidets, so these eyewash station sometimes pull double doody

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

Devils Affricate posted:

Apparently it's common for the same thing to also happen with emergency fire sprinklers. The water sits in the pipes for decades and when something eventually triggers the sprinklers a ton of brown rust water comes raining down on everyone, instantly improving morale.

Sprinkler water isn't meant to be cycled like culinary water. It's just meant to be there, ready. And while most states require at least an annual inspection, that includes flowing water, those inspections don't flush anything but the 10 feet of pipe closest to the flow meter.


content.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
if your sprinkler popped then i don't think how disgusting the water inside is matters as much as the fire or general water damage.

for eye wash stations, it doesn't matter what country you live in, a lack of maintenance will make the water disgusting. probably still better by a large margin than whatever chemical is potentially permanently blinding you... still should be flushed though.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

`Nemesis posted:

if your sprinkler popped then i don't think how disgusting the water inside is matters as much as the fire or general water damage.

for eye wash stations, it doesn't matter what country you live in, a lack of maintenance will make the water disgusting. probably still better by a large margin than whatever chemical is potentially permanently blinding you... still should be flushed though.

This is true... most of the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kij7kAhLIFg

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Oregon is trying to let corporations serve on juries.
:capitalism:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Fly with me posted:

Sprinkler water isn't meant to be cycled like culinary water. It's just meant to be there, ready. And while most states require at least an annual inspection, that includes flowing water, those inspections don't flush anything but the 10 feet of pipe closest to the flow meter.

I know, I wasn't saying it's a problem like with the eye washer, just that it's a thing that happens and most people don't expect.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



they're people so they should do their civic duty like everyone else.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Well how can you charge a corporation with a crime if they can’t be judged by a jury of their peers? That’s just plain unamerican.

joneswt
Feb 22, 2011

Gonna need some awfully big jury boxes to fit ALL the employees.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Well I work in a manual arts department some days and we have a couple of those eye wash stations

I know what I'm doing first thing tomorrow

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Woah





I just realized








What if we could put an entire corporation, in prison????



drat if that thought didn't make every american instantly horny

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Jestery posted:

Well I work in a manual arts department some days and we have a couple of those eye wash stations

I know what I'm doing first thing tomorrow

making a tiktok video?

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


death penalty, but for corporations only

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr. Fix It posted:

death penalty, but for corporations only

That's already a thing, nobody ever uses it

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Ghostlight posted:

they're people so they should do their civic duty like everyone else.

I'll believe that corporations are people when Texas executes a developmentally disabled one.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Scratch Monkey posted:

Look at all these scrubs itt who don’t just poo poo and piss their pants whenever they need to go

I watched the horror/hilarity of my neighbour realising he is about to poo poo himself in his hammock and in a panic, couldn't get himself out. Of course I didn't help, why do you ask?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


joneswt posted:

Gonna need some awfully big jury boxes to fit ALL the employees.
Only major shareholders get a vote.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Humphreys posted:

I watched the horror/hilarity of my neighbour realising he is about to poo poo himself in his hammock and in a panic, couldn't get himself out. Of course I didn't help, why do you ask?

What were you going to do, jump the fence & flip him over as he sprayed feces everywhere?

The best you can do is cheer him on from a distance. "No, turn the other way!"

Unrelated:

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Android Apocalypse posted:

What were you going to do, jump the fence & flip him over as he sprayed feces everywhere?

The best you can do is cheer him on from a distance. "No, turn the other way!"

Unrelated:


This reminds me of when I was a youngster, my family went camping/hiking and my ma found a deer skull near the trail. She found it to be kinda neat and thought it would make a good conversation piece/shelf knickknack.

But it was still like 5% gooey with rotting flesh. So what does she do? Bag it up, bring it home, and boil the hell out of it for 3 hours. That'll sterilize it, yea?

No, it will just fill the house with an absolutely unholy stench for about a week. Ah, memories of my youth :allears:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I love roadkill bone broth

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Evilreaver posted:

This reminds me of when I was a youngster, my family went camping/hiking and my ma found a deer skull near the trail. She found it to be kinda neat and thought it would make a good conversation piece/shelf knickknack.

But it was still like 5% gooey with rotting flesh. So what does she do? Bag it up, bring it home, and boil the hell out of it for 3 hours. That'll sterilize it, yea?

No, it will just fill the house with an absolutely unholy stench for about a week. Ah, memories of my youth :allears:

:barf:

Growing up out by some woods, we'd occasionally find deer or other animal skulls in various states of decay. They do make neat display pieces once they're clean, but our technique was more like "ok, let's check back in a month or two and see if nature's done its thing", I definitely wouldn't bother if it was something found away from home.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Jestery posted:

Well I work in a manual arts department some days and we have a couple of those eye wash stations

I know what I'm doing first thing tomorrow

Nowadays they make self contained units that have 5+ gallons of sterile saline solution, specifically because "OH GOD I HAVE SPICY IN THE EYES!" followed by "NOW I HAVE SPICY AND RUSTY SHITWATER IN MY EYES" is how you end up with a huge loving workman's comp claim because nobody ever actually flushes the eyewash stations like they should.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Evilreaver posted:

This reminds me of when I was a youngster, my family went camping/hiking and my ma found a deer skull near the trail. She found it to be kinda neat and thought it would make a good conversation piece/shelf knickknack.

But it was still like 5% gooey with rotting flesh. So what does she do? Bag it up, bring it home, and boil the hell out of it for 3 hours. That'll sterilize it, yea?

No, it will just fill the house with an absolutely unholy stench for about a week. Ah, memories of my youth :allears:

That's what outdoor stoves are for. :chef:



Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

Evilreaver posted:

This reminds me of when I was a youngster, my family went camping/hiking and my ma found a deer skull near the trail. She found it to be kinda neat and thought it would make a good conversation piece/shelf knickknack.

But it was still like 5% gooey with rotting flesh. So what does she do? Bag it up, bring it home, and boil the hell out of it for 3 hours. That'll sterilize it, yea?

No, it will just fill the house with an absolutely unholy stench for about a week. Ah, memories of my youth :allears:

Newbie move, boiling it will weaken the bone. I like to bury my trophies somewhere unconnected to myself where bugs can finish off the flesh.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nigmaetcetera posted:

Why don’t they just turn the drat things on every couple of days for like 30 seconds?

Why don’t some people brush their teeth at least once a day?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Why don't they look?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Captain Hygiene posted:

:barf:

Growing up out by some woods, we'd occasionally find deer or other animal skulls in various states of decay. They do make neat display pieces once they're clean, but our technique was more like "ok, let's check back in a month or two and see if nature's done its thing", I definitely wouldn't bother if it was something found away from home.

Put it in an ant pile

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



Devils Affricate posted:

Apparently it's common for the same thing to also happen with emergency fire sprinklers. The water sits in the pipes for decades and when something eventually triggers the sprinklers a ton of brown rust water comes raining down on everyone, instantly improving morale.

I worked in a recently renovated office where a 60s sprinkler system was fitted above the fire resistant lowered ceiling (the suppression system was still active) that had been fitted circa 2000s. So not only would any fire dump a ton of brown rust water on anyone, it would also dump a collapsed ceiling on the people who had long since burnt to death or died of smoke inhalation.

This is also the office I mentioned in the OSHA thread that had a fully functional halon system fitted in a room full of salespeople.

Suffocation is marginally better maybe?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

cynic posted:

This is also the office I mentioned in the OSHA thread that had a fully functional halon system fitted in a room full of salespeople.

Suffocation is marginally better maybe?

Employees are replaceable. Do you know how much that equipment costs?

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



Milo and POTUS posted:

Employees are replaceable. Do you know how much that equipment costs?

It was a printworks - we had plenty of other expensive, fast moving equipment willing to take employees on a magical mystery tour of the premises by their extremities or fold them into neat newspaperesque shapes.

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Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

cynic posted:

It was a printworks - we had plenty of other expensive, fast moving equipment willing to take employees on a magical mystery tour of the premises by their extremities or fold them into neat newspaperesque shapes.



That or smear one or more bodily fluids over several hundred actual newspapers.

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