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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

post hole digger posted:

sometimes people just die. none of my business.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOXvDGRvX70

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

post hole digger posted:

nice! my dad also taught me that the human body can survive a surprising amount of trauma when drunk

didn't know patrick bateman had a son he took to work

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
there's nothing in the article that isn't in the headline, but lmao:

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

FAUXTON posted:

Elon should prove he has a mind as open as lowtax's

:eyepop:

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

I'd really like it if people would stop posting photos of his face

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

knox_harrington posted:

I'd really like it if people would stop posting photos of his face


Anyway, yeah, Musk is way too thirsty to ever end up in the Davos set.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

infernal machines posted:

look, people are dying of a lot of things, all the time, moreso than usual even.

doesn't mean it's covid. could be anything killing those people

I want Musk to die with, not of, Twitter.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitter/comments/10elkoy/for_you_page_is_ruining_my_marriage/



Don't worry advertisers you get to have twice as many ads beside the porn

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



lol because your quote stripped the one I referenced that looks like a hacker new post "obviously an EV would do this, if you had a higher stack ranking you would know this :jerkbag:"

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

late again but there is a king midas aspect to musk in that the world is finding out he has donkey's ears

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

fritz posted:

late again but there is a king midas aspect to musk in that the world is finding out he has donkey's ears

Also the Emperor's New Clothes.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

qirex posted:

I've always been impressed at the mental gymnastics necessary to constantly feel like if it weren't for those people you could be a world changing Great Man
I could have been a contender! Now, content with tendies

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Sapozhnik posted:

the last few years have demonstrated that our ills don't really stem from a small number of charismatic sociopaths, but from a large number of sad fuckups whose daddies didn't love them enough and who desperately want to cape for a Great Man who will hug them and kiss them and tell them they are special and that the world has been so cruel to you and you deserve so much better, you precious little angel

imagine being so desperate for a Great Man to worship that you'll resort to casting Elon loving Musk into that role. or Donald Trump, a man who utters sentences like "they wrote a lot of bad things about us and those things were very bad". imagine dedicating your life to that sort of person.

it's even worse than that. i think most of them know the Great Men won't help them, they just want to see the Great Men hurt the people they hate. they don't care if they get hurt too, they're just out for revenge.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Tesseraction posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitter/comments/10elkoy/for_you_page_is_ruining_my_marriage/



Don't worry advertisers you get to have twice as many ads beside the porn

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Tesseraction posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitter/comments/10elkoy/for_you_page_is_ruining_my_marriage/



Don't worry advertisers you get to have twice as many ads beside the porn

i guess using twitter is more important than a good marriage for this poster. go with god, friend.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

later on he clarifies he's willing to delete it but the problem is his wife thinks he's deleting it because he got caught, rather than because he's innocent

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

tangential but I like how the aI that musk et al invested in is very good at PR for racists https://twitter.com/jroberts548/status/1615587789168574466

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Sounds like a good trusting marriage that will last the rest of time anyway. 24 is too young to get married imo

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Sounds like a good trusting marriage that will last the rest of time anyway. 24 is too young to get married imo

you're not wrong but young people are also just immature in general so they are way more jealous and insecure

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lol if my wife saw that poo poo on my timeline (if I had twitter) she wouldn’t give a poo poo. What am I going to do? gently caress a bunch of pixels?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Lmao Twitter is a scraping the user's data like a motherfucker. Probably capturing text when I'm Google like "sexy big titty bikini co-ed". Many such cases. :freep:

Also:

Lolmarf

fins
May 31, 2011

Floss Finder

FlapYoJacks posted:

lol if my wife saw that poo poo on my timeline (if I had twitter) she wouldn’t give a poo poo. What am I going to do? gently caress a bunch of pixels?

narrator: he went on to be the world's foremost pixel fucker

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Midjack posted:

i guess using twitter is more important than a good marriage for this poster. go with god, friend.

if that upsets his wife maybe his marriage isn’t that great to begin with

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Tesseraction posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitter/comments/10elkoy/for_you_page_is_ruining_my_marriage/



Don't worry advertisers you get to have twice as many ads beside the porn

Neither person here sounds emotionally sound enough for a long term relationship.

akadajet posted:

if that upsets his wife maybe his marriage isn’t that great to begin with

You work with what you've got. And what you've got is one person mindlessly hooked on social media and apparently incapable of just not using it, and another person who's disproportionately jealous over incidental titty pics on social media regardless of the explanation.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



FilthyImp posted:

Also:

Lolmarf

uhhh what

im sure there were always scams but i didnt start seeing them a lot until the late 90s which is def not early internet. contemporary internet is like 90% scams plus search is worse than even 1995

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

FilthyImp posted:

Lmao Twitter is a scraping the user's data like a motherfucker. Probably capturing text when I'm Google like "sexy big titty bikini co-ed". Many such cases. :freep:

Also:

Lolmarf





just a little tweaking needed to make cyber hitler not a problematic thing to offer

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Tesseraction posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitter/comments/10elkoy/for_you_page_is_ruining_my_marriage/



Don't worry advertisers you get to have twice as many ads beside the porn

pro relationship tip actually talk to your partner

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Tesseraction posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitter/comments/10elkoy/for_you_page_is_ruining_my_marriage/



Don't worry advertisers you get to have twice as many ads beside the porn

guy's probably a big elon fan so admitting the god king is loving up his favorite website isn't an option

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Cat Face Joe posted:

guy's probably a big elon fan so admitting the god king is loving up his favorite website isn't an option

oh no later in the thread he's clearly furious that his young marriage is on the ropes and Musk is swanning around like this isn't a problem

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

FlapYoJacks posted:

lol if my wife saw that poo poo on my timeline (if I had twitter) she wouldn’t give a poo poo. What am I going to do? gently caress a bunch of pixels?

this is yospos of course you will

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Tesseraction posted:





just a little tweaking needed to make cyber hitler not a problematic thing to offer

how many coins do i have to pay to keep adolf hitler locked up

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


bump_fn posted:

this is yospos of course you will

getting the surgery that turns my dick into a usb connector

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
thanks Elon, this makes total sense :rolleyes:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1615194151737520128

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless

Shame Boy posted:

how many coins do i have to pay to keep adolf hitler locked up

You hear about the new Hitler DLC?

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Shame Boy posted:

how many coins do i have to pay to keep adolf hitler locked up

you can't, but if you buy him 500 poland coins he might leave you alone he won't, sucker

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



you never have to hand it to him, but this does accurately describe how Engagement is generated on the bird site

the solution is to log off

but

well

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Nessus posted:

you never have to hand it to him, but this does accurately describe how Engagement is generated on the bird site

the solution is to log off

but

well

I logged off from the bird and the facebook 8 years ago, it's pretty great.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

FilthyImp posted:

Lmao Twitter is a scraping the user's data like a motherfucker. Probably capturing text when I'm Google like "sexy big titty bikini co-ed". Many such cases. :freep:

Also:

Lolmarf

She's a hustle grifter, their entire thing is ignoring reality and making up poo poo constantly.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

:stare:

Do Tesla impact prevention systems just... not do anything since they dropped the non-visual sensors?

CW: Crushed car


https://www.vvng.com/driver-of-tesla-killed-after-slamming-into-back-of-semi-truck-in-victorville/

quote:

A witness said they heard the impact, however, did not hear the sound of brakes leading up to the crash.

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jan 18, 2023

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