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Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Zero_Grade posted:

poo poo like this is why we need pizza rules because this is not acceptable by any standard of the imagination.

on the other hand if you and a few buddies are too drunk to drive and it's too late to order pizza and you drunk manage something like this you might be a hero for a night; WOO! TOAST!

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


I appreciate the honest assessment at least

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Pokemon Scarlet/Violet (2022)

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Zero_Grade posted:

poo poo like this is why we need pizza rules because this is not acceptable by any standard of the imagination.

And this is why I’m a pizza anarchy accelerationist. The sooner we realize that a world without pizza rules is a world of madness and misery, the sooner we can come together and heal.

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
Is jagdworst sausage made with bits of metal milling scrap?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Me, getting tried and executed by the international Pizza Rules Tribunal for putting corn on a pizza: Mama Mia

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

FreudianSlippers posted:

Me, getting tried and executed by the international Pizza Rules Tribunal for putting corn on a pizza: Mama Mia

you deserve worse

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

many have darkly speculated about the ubiquitous cross cultural phenomenon of the Red Mouthed Child.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I had no idea Rib Kid was part of such a storied cultural history

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.


Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



At least the glass is wide enough for easy dunking.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


Who orders three fingers of milk?


E:typo

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

the hot dogs appear to have had a high speed collision with some kind of mollusc?

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
"You think that's milk you're drinking?"

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


nesamdoom posted:

Who orders three fingers of milk?


E:typo
When I was a kid, at a restaurant with my parents, they sent me up to the bar to get a sprite because our server disappeared for a long time. My dad said “hey, say ‘and make it a double!’” and I was sure it was going to be the funniest thing ever.

I came back with 2 sprites and my dad was like “ah, well”.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SLOSifl posted:

When I was a kid, at a restaurant with my parents, they sent me up to the bar to get a sprite because our server disappeared for a long time. My dad said “hey, say ‘and make it a double!’” and I was sure it was going to be the funniest thing ever.

I came back with 2 sprites and my dad was like “ah, well”.

It made me laugh, dad was just playing the long game

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Quid posted:

What happened in Vegas should have stayed in Vegas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJI0u80jGo

Slop 'em up! Big sloppy babies!

Creature
Mar 9, 2009

We've already seen a dead horse

Sometimes I feel like Finland is deliberately trying to upset the rest of the world with their food. :finland:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

SLOSifl posted:

When I was a kid, at a restaurant with my parents, they sent me up to the bar to get a sprite because our server disappeared for a long time. My dad said “hey, say ‘and make it a double!’” and I was sure it was going to be the funniest thing ever.

I came back with 2 sprites and my dad was like “ah, well”.

Lol classic Dad

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

🎵Let me sleep all night in your Schulküchen🎶

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

...isn't that logo the GDR banner?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

PurpleXVI posted:

...isn't that logo the GDR banner?

Yes, just like it says. It is canned versions of the GDR public school lunches.
If people actually buy those, they must be better then they sound.

e: First picture on the wikipedia image for GDR-cooking is what is probably the content of one of those cans:

VictualSquid has a new favorite as of 17:07 on Jan 18, 2023

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

VictualSquid posted:

Yes, just like it says. It is canned versions of the GDR public school lunches.
If people actually buy those, they must be better then they sound.

People buy all sorts of poo poo.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Paladinus posted:

People buy all sorts of poo poo.

By "actually buy", I mean buying it because you want to eat it as opposed to buying it as a gag present/for the instagram pictures.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

VictualSquid posted:

e: First picture on the wikipedia image for GDR-cooking is what is probably the content of one of those cans:
Times really must have been tough for them, that is the saddest looking solyanka I've ever seen.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
There are plenty of people with Ostalgie who buy this kind of stuff. An extremely Goodbye Lenin product.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



VictualSquid posted:

By "actually buy", I mean buying it because you want to eat it as opposed to buying it as a gag present/for the instagram pictures.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

How is this the first and only time I've ever seen Vida Tequila in my life since watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

:psyduck:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

How is this the first and only time I've ever seen Vida Tequila in my life since watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

:psyduck:
It's a pretty common mezcal but plenty of bars don't move tequila enough to justify having a mezcal or three available

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Antigravitas posted:

There are plenty of people with Ostalgie who buy this kind of stuff. An extremely Goodbye Lenin product.

Ostalgie is such a beautiful portmanteau, well done Germans!

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


https://twitter.com/BevsNotGuilty/status/1615826387729784833

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
This has either been a particularly disgusting page or I have a migraine coming on. because :barf:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


god drat

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

My first thought was that since root beer is a very variable soda with different brands tasting very different, so I could see if one particular flavor of vape juice was popular, somebody might reverse-engineer it into a branded drink version. There's precedent for this; Dr.Pepper was specifically formulated by a chemist to taste like his pharmacy soda fountain smelled.

But that wouldn't make sense if there was no associated brand name to link it into a vape juice brand, so actually it's just a prop made for a grocery store parody, which is a lot less interesting.

https://twitter.com/OmegaMartUSA/status/1369696405892128768

Have some real foods instead.

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1607058718910201858
https://twitter.com/liturgicalgay/status/1608946564944519168
https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1615153428958781440

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I would gently caress with some quangles

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Wasn't it in this thread that it was asked fairly recently whether Sun Chips ever had any competitors?

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

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