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Carthag Tuek posted:what the hell beavis & butthead on vh1??
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jesus WEP posted:i mean they only review classic rock alright, fair lol
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qirex posted:yes
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Jan 19, 2023 01:58
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my knees hurt going up and down stairs now. fml.
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Jan 19, 2023 01:58
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when you’re old you just need to squat for 2 minutes and then stand up and it gets you hosed up for about a minute
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echinopsis posted:when you’re old you just need to squat for 2 minutes and then stand up and it gets you hosed up for about a minute me on laundry day
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Jan 19, 2023 05:19
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gently caress no i'm not old. i just have long covid.
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Jan 19, 2023 20:32
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i love euphemisms for things or people being old by saying “noah bought it off the ark”
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echinopsis posted:when you’re old you just need to squat for 2 minutes and then stand up and it gets you hosed up for about a minute if you do it fast enough it's hernia city
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echinopsis posted:i love euphemisms for things or people being old by saying “noah bought it off the ark” “older than jesus’ sandals”
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Jan 19, 2023 21:38
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President Beep posted:“older than jesus’ sandals”
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echinopsis posted:when you’re old you just need to squat for 2 minutes and then stand up and it gets you hosed up for about a minute Poor goons, thought of getting up and died
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turns out my intraocular pressure is a bit high so ive got an appointment at the eye doc optometrist wasnt worried & im not either but probably good to get it checked out, my mom had surgery for glaucoma last year & a couple of my cousins on that side have eye problems too
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Jan 26, 2023 08:02
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just smoke weed. it’s gaia’s eye medicine.
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Jan 26, 2023 14:44
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is that a real thing
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Jan 26, 2023 15:00
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just have them removed and save yourself the trouble
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Jan 26, 2023 15:32
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but i like looking at stuff 
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Jan 26, 2023 15:33
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Carthag Tuek posted:is that a real thing
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Jan 26, 2023 15:33
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have u guys ever noticed that there’s a lot of ways the human body can get messed up
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Jan 26, 2023 15:38
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fart simpson posted:have u guys ever noticed that there’s a lot of ways the human body can get messed up
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Kenny Logins posted:in NA glaucoma patients were one of the first groups to get legit medical marijuana. it's not specifically a cure/med, it's just a painful condition and weed makes you not care so much about pain, in combination with meds to control eye pressure of course aha
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Jan 26, 2023 16:05
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allergies are proof that intelligent design is, at the very least, a misnomer
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i think thc can also lower interocular pressure, afaik thats why your eyes get red
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Beeftweeter posted:allergies are proof that intelligent design is, at the very least, a misnomer the ballsack is a good argument against intelligent design. mammalian sperm are most viable at slightly lower than body temp. two solutions, either evolve sperm to tolerate standard body temp or put the testicles in a dangling veiny sack to cool them off. evolution is a greedy algorith, the opposite of intelligence.
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fart simpson posted:have u guys ever noticed that there’s a lot of ways the human body can get messed up yes. i have a lot of man-made fixes propping me up axolotl farmer posted:the ballsack is a good argument against intelligent design. also it really hurts getting kicked in the balls. major oversight on mother evolution's part here
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Jan 26, 2023 21:54
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the other day my kid elbow slammed me in the nuts so hard i almost threw up. great system we have here
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Jan 26, 2023 22:47
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Roosevelt posted:also it really hurts getting kicked in the balls. major oversight on mother evolution's part here I think you're overlooking the possibiity that you being repeatedly kicked in the nuts may be part of mother natures vast plan
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Jan 26, 2023 22:49
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Kenny Logins posted:the other day my kid elbow slammed me in the nuts so hard i almost threw up. great system we have here EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND I HARD ELBOW SLAM DAD. ITS BALLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE HE STARTS MAKING WHOOSHING NOISES
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Beeftweeter posted:allergies are proof that intelligent design is, at the very least, a misnomer lol
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Beeftweeter posted:allergies are proof that intelligent design is, at the very least, a misnomer they have big 'oh poo poo, i didn't expect the code to do that' energy
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Jan 26, 2023 23:10
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yeah, “there’s a foreign substance irritating my mucus membranes, better make my forearm real itchy” has the same vibe as a weird regression bug
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peanuts? *checks code* oh ho ho i don't think so *your throat closes up*
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qirex posted:yeah, “there’s a foreign substance irritating my mucus membranes, better make my forearm real itchy” has the same vibe as a weird regression bug
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fart simpson posted:have u guys ever noticed that there’s a lot of ways the human body can get messed up it's annoying and i don't like it i'm getting an endoscopy for my dumb stomach because i likely had silent reflux that is now less silent. at least the meds helped when it went wonky; before that, I'd wake up with discomfort and burped if i so much as drank water that's an annoying thing when you're not 12 or trying to be funny at least i'm eating very sensibly, so my butt is happy (cf. my posting)
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Kenny Logins posted:the other day my kid elbow slammed me in the nuts so hard i almost threw up. great system we have here lol
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that sucks but i think that's just part of being a father. who among us hasn't destroyed our dads balls on accident or on purpose?
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at a certain age kids are the right height to run to hug you and headbutt the beanbag. the same age they jump on you while you're sitting down.
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i face this as well the ever-wagging tail of our black lab
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cats too have nut-seeking paws
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