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EEKA GEEK posted:It is funny how Nathen clearly writes all of the ad copy despite being almost unintelligible in his sentiments at all times I’ll have you know an anonymous famous Hollywood writer authored all of Nathen’s ad copy. Re: the “aisle” thing, he elaborates on it a bit more in that eegeez ad/interview at the end of episode 1 but I forget most of what he said because it wasn’t super coherent.
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Frank Frank posted:I forget most of what he said because it wasn’t super coherent. This isn't as funny as the title we have, but it sure does sum up the Nathen Mazri experience. e: VV "(cough)"? what the gently caress? Akratic Method fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jan 19, 2023 |
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Absolutely amazing, it’s the world’s first phone app infected by Covid-19. I think we need a horrible new portmanteau including “innovation” to describe this. Innogagement? Interovation?
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Waddya wanna bet Total Licensing Magazine either isn’t real or that Nathan owns it?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Waddya wanna bet Total Licensing Magazine either isn’t real or that Nathan owns it? Bored and did a little looking... It's a "magazine" insomuch as any listicle/click bait magazines is. Every single "article" is credited to a Rebecca Ash, who must work tirelessly to be writing and posting articles every day and at all hours! It's all just basic press releases about which company is getting this license or that one. I searched for Egeez on the site; last thing they posted about it was from 2020, promising how Egeez would be up and running that Xmas!
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istewart posted:Absolutely amazing, it’s the world’s first phone app infected by Covid-19. I think we need a horrible new portmanteau including “innovation” to describe this. Innogagement? Interovation? Innofection
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1616152106359980085?s=20&t=dlDA59g6pmyiGZZvPUuRbw Nathen, if you don’t qualify as “Gen X” I will eat my hat. Also “bad sex life etc.” is a definite lol
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I believe he could definitely be like one year too young for Generation X Also as someone with Silent Generation parents I think they really get too much of a break when everyone hates on Boomers; my father had no problem getting an academic job with tenure despite barely ever publishing anything; now THAT is indicative of a world that no longer exists, am I right, fellow academics of the GarfieldEATS thread
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I have uncovered some evidence that Nathen might not be the youngest Garfield licensee (in spirit) From A Tree, a Rock, a Cloud by Carson McCullers. Published in 1942 when she was only 25 years old.
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Frank Frank posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1616152106359980085?s=20&t=dlDA59g6pmyiGZZvPUuRbw The oldest Millennials are 41 or 42, depending on who you ask. I can fully believe he's about 40 years old. And having a daily crisis over it
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He is a very bad liar, most sources online have his birth year as 1992, which is clearly untrue. I think they’re based on his 2019 medium article where he claims to be 27. But MEL had him at 34 in their 2022 article, and I’m pretty sure that is also a lie. I suspect he is probably technically a millennial, but only just
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Dr. Quarex posted:I believe he could definitely be like one year too young for Generation X Meanwhile I've had over 16 of the top cited papers published in The Garf Review and still struggling to find any academic work. 
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Nathen is 29, the worlds youngest 29 year old.
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If Nathen can remember watching the Garfield cartoon on Canadian reruns he is absolutely in his mid thirties or older
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Frank Frank posted:
methinks the garf doth protest too much there only good sex life is no sex life mirite
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Whenever Egeez isn't on screen, all the other characters should be saying "Oh geeze!".
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Mordja posted:Nathen is 29, the worlds youngest 29 year old. Bella Swan: How old are you? Nathen Mazri: 29 Bella Swan: How long have you been 29? Nathen Mazri: Did you know I am the world's youngest Arab millenial Garfield-themed restaurant app inventor?
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Paging Chuck Tingle to the thread! Chuck Tingle, please log in to the SA forums for your next project!
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Agent Escalus posted:Paging Chuck Tingle to the thread! Chuck Tingle, please log in to the SA forums for your next project! Pounded In the Butt By a Dead Gay Forums?
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Very sad indeed, but the preferred parlance is “he never scored”
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istewart posted:Absolutely amazing, it’s the world’s first phone app infected by Covid-19. I think we need a horrible new portmanteau including “innovation” to describe this. Innogagement? Interovation? Does... Is he trying to make a joke out of it going viral?
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Lol we must protect the studios at all costs, great selling point for the customer Also noticing Quick Mobile Licensing for the first time
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Samovar posted:Does... This is the closest-to-comprehensible explanation I have yet seen.
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The Apple podcast header on Nathfield’s “show” lists it as releasing biweekly. Means we should be just about due for another episode assuming Nathen hasn’t gotten distracted by something else again.
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Frank Frank posted:The Apple podcast header on Nathfield’s “show” lists it as releasing biweekly. Means we should be just about due for another episode assuming Nathen hasn’t gotten distracted by something else again. The Nathfield himself tweeted last week that episode 3 was coming soon and he would never lie to us.
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Writing and producing a radio play one six minute episode at a time Lead time: 2 weeks minimum lol
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MassRafTer posted:The Nathfield himself tweeted last week that episode 3 was coming soon and he would never lie to us. Garfield Washington: “I cannot tell a lie! Mneow!” 
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david_a posted:He’s using the word “aisle” to imply the physical stores are seedy, dangerous places. You know, just like those Nah I'm certain the point he's making is that you don't have to risk possible shame for going into the aisle full of toys meant for 8 year olds and buy one for yourself, as an adult. Which is the only way I can really read that ad.
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Doctor Butts posted:Nah I'm certain the point he's making is that you don't have to risk possible shame for going into the aisle full of toys meant for 8 year olds and buy one for yourself, as an adult. It took me a very long time to figure out what he was trying to get at but I also think it's this
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Doctor Butts posted:Nah I'm certain the point he's making is that you don't have to risk possible shame for going into the aisle full of toys meant for 8 year olds and buy one for yourself, as an adult. Yeah I took it as "Oh now with this stupid app I created you don't have to be shamed for buying a toy from a toy aisle" Which you know, if you ask anyone who has ever worked retail, they do not give a single poo poo what aisle you're in as long as you're not destroying things, literally making GBS threads on the floor or attempting to kill someone. No one gives a gently caress what you buy at Target or whatever other big retail store you go to Nathan you dork.
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joylessdivision posted:Yeah I took it as "Oh now with this stupid app I created you don't have to be shamed for buying a toy from a toy aisle" The kind of person who is worried about what other people think about them buying toys at a toy store is exactly the kind of person you need to worry about.
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