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Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

credburn posted:

I was always told it's because it's super sacrilegious to erase God's name, so if they never actually write it out, they never have to worry about protecting it from vandalism.

edit for clarification: this is me going "oh, huh, interesting, I was wrong." It kinda sounds like I'm correcting you.

Jews are prohibited from writing god's name on anything ephemeral. So we only write it (god's hebrew name, not the english word god) in torahs, prayer books, and bibles, which will be treated with utmost care. But there's a few jewish traditions which together result in some jews not even spelling the english word god, writing G-d instead or other euphemisms. First is the tendency to err on the side of caution regarding the law, expanding small restrictions into larger taboos to show deference to the law. So for instance the law not to boil a calf in its mother's milk becomes a tradition to never eat meat and dairy together, and the law against writing god's name anywhere but a holy book becomes a tradition to not write other ways of referring to god either. Second is the idea that we must avoid even appearing to break the law. So while writing the word god is not prohibited, enough people think it is that some jews avoid doing so anyway, so no one gets the wrong idea. And last is the idea that jews should be proud of our religion and not try to blend in. So writing G-d is a signifier that lets people know the writer is jewish. So some jews write G-d out of respect for the law against writing god's name, to avoid appearing impious, and to let others know they are jewish.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

credburn posted:

I was always told it's because it's super sacrilegious to erase God's name, so if they never actually write it out, they never have to worry about protecting it from vandalism.

edit for clarification: this is me going "oh, huh, interesting, I was wrong." It kinda sounds like I'm correcting you.

You're correct.

Also I was going to make the joke you did, but you got there first.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

I've always loved the idea that you could offend an all knowing, all powerful deity that knew everything you were going to do before you did it, but is still pissed at you.


You little FUCKERS using that free will I gave you! Ingrates! Where's my belt?!



He Ultra'd for your sins!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Yo, gently caress these antlers, part 2.

https://i.imgur.com/CG2hKkA.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1615719989742374915?t=eNKXvQaHpPyaBOKwLeVe_Q&s=19

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh don't worry I won't "get you wrong"

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

The prism is right there.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

dialhforhero posted:

The prism is right there.

triangles are also a gay pride thing, tho

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
lmfao

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Of all the people we have met, only the cis did not trigger our instinctive territoriality.

They were the only people we could rally with, or talk to, without the poster inside us screaming

`I identify as an attack helicopter!!'

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

That bird gives his nephews weed

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

"yay!"

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

lol

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Great, make the screen even blurrier

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

Jews are prohibited from writing god's name on anything ephemeral. So we only write it (god's hebrew name, not the english word god) in torahs, prayer books, and bibles, which will be treated with utmost care. But there's a few jewish traditions which together result in some jews not even spelling the english word god, writing G-d instead or other euphemisms. First is the tendency to err on the side of caution regarding the law, expanding small restrictions into larger taboos to show deference to the law. So for instance the law not to boil a calf in its mother's milk becomes a tradition to never eat meat and dairy together, and the law against writing god's name anywhere but a holy book becomes a tradition to not write other ways of referring to god either. Second is the idea that we must avoid even appearing to break the law. So while writing the word god is not prohibited, enough people think it is that some jews avoid doing so anyway, so no one gets the wrong idea. And last is the idea that jews should be proud of our religion and not try to blend in. So writing G-d is a signifier that lets people know the writer is jewish. So some jews write G-d out of respect for the law against writing god's name, to avoid appearing impious, and to let others know they are jewish.

Meat and dairy prohibition comes from the actual Talmud though and not writing "God" out is not, iirc it's only a thing if it's written in ashurit, but nonetheless I feel like it's important to point out this is a minority thing and most Jews write the word "God" in English with no concern.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




Me deciding on my new career path:

"I'm gonna nut"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yo, gently caress these antlers, part 2.

https://i.imgur.com/CG2hKkA.mp4

that's gotta feel real good

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yo, gently caress these antlers, part 2.

https://i.imgur.com/CG2hKkA.mp4
He runs away from them like my parents' dog runs away from her own turds. "Whoa! Those did not come out of me!"

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Phy posted:

America's greatest fighter ace, Dk Bg

This g-dd-mn sign makes me sensibly chuckle every time.



Shreveport has an intersection of Stoner Ave and Highland Blvd, and yes there’s a head shop on the corner, and yes the city had to keep replacing the signs when people would steal them for their dorm rooms.

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Busket Posket posted:

This g-dd-mn sign makes me sensibly chuckle every time.



Shreveport has an intersection of Stoner Ave and Highland Blvd, and yes there’s a head shop on the corner, and yes the city had to keep replacing the signs when people would steal them for their dorm rooms.

I used to have a boss that lived on a Bong Street and one of his neighbors had 420 as his address. That neighbor, I was told, for sure sold drugs. Hiding in plain sight I guess

That street got renamed a few years ago because the sign would get stolen multiple times a year

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
There was also so much thievery of the Mile Marker 420 on a Colorado highway that they moved it to mark Mile 419.99, but then that kept getting stolen too. Last I heard there’s just no marker between 419 and 421 now.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Barometer posted:

I've always loved the idea that you could offend an all knowing, all powerful deity that knew everything you were going to do before you did it, but is still pissed at you.


You little FUCKERS using that free will I gave you! Ingrates! Where's my belt?!



He Ultra'd for your sins!

Or, I mean, you don't erase the name of God out of love and respect, not because you think you're going to offend Him?

By not writing it out intact, you're not erasing it.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Busket Posket posted:

There was also so much thievery of the Mile Marker 420 on a Colorado highway that they moved it to mark Mile 419.99, but then that kept getting stolen too. Last I heard there’s just no marker between 419 and 421 now.



AFAIK there's no mile marker 420 on I-5 in CA for the same reason. it's in the middle of loving nowhere in the valley and people would just keep yoinking it.

back when i lived in new jersey 20 something years ago, we would constantly steal the road sign for Shades of Death Rd until one time they replaced it with this huge concrete obelisk. we tried stealing that too but it ripped off my friend's truck's hitch the one time we tried.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Why do you need to be a college grad to drive the nut truck?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

The Demilich posted:

Why do you need to be a college grad to drive the nut truck?

Part of going to college is learning all about nutting.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The Demilich posted:

Why do you need to be a college grad to drive the nut truck?

You may need a degree in agriculture to explain the entomology of the peanut whenever you stop.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Busket Posket posted:

There was also so much thievery of the Mile Marker 420 on a Colorado highway that they moved it to mark Mile 419.99, but then that kept getting stolen too. Last I heard there’s just no marker between 419 and 421 now.



Somewhere out on Hwy 40, there's a 68.9.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
spell it out, simple enough

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Large Testicles posted:

AFAIK there's no mile marker 420 on I-5 in CA for the same reason. it's in the middle of loving nowhere in the valley and people would just keep yoinking it.

back when i lived in new jersey 20 something years ago, we would constantly steal the road sign for Shades of Death Rd until one time they replaced it with this huge concrete obelisk. we tried stealing that too but it ripped off my friend's truck's hitch the one time we tried.

There's an Elm St near where I grew up, and people kept stealing the street sign because of the movie connection. So they'd replace it, but they'd also put it on a higher pole to keep it out of reach. People kept getting it though, and the cycle kept repeating, and by the end the pole was like 20 feet tall. Eventually they just gave up and renamed the street. Not a huge endeavor since the street is like 100 feet long total and has maybe 4 houses on it.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

This is a fantastic joke thank you

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

Busket Posket posted:

This g-dd-mn sign makes me sensibly chuckle every time.






seconding everything blackula said about us writing G-d. now kashrut is a whole other can of worms (worms are not kosher)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Thats something neat I learnt about the jewish religion. Thanks!

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

There's an Elm St near where I grew up, and people kept stealing the street sign because of the movie connection. So they'd replace it, but they'd also put it on a higher pole to keep it out of reach. People kept getting it though, and the cycle kept repeating, and by the end the pole was like 20 feet tall. Eventually they just gave up and renamed the street. Not a huge endeavor since the street is like 100 feet long total and has maybe 4 houses on it.

Makes me think of the arms race with the Gävle goat. I was sad to see that it survived this year, but I guess that's war - you win some, you lose some

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

boofhead posted:

Makes me think of the arms race with the Gävle goat. I was sad to see that it survived this year, but I guess that's war - you win some, you lose some
The losses mean the victories taste sweeter.

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I love how tourists have burned the goat down several times with the excuse "I thought that was what it was for"

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