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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

I love how he went from being engaged in the initial notes app rant to having a wife in this tweet

He's so divorced that he looped back around to being married

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Go learn from TAJIRI at Kyushu Pro, you know the promotion is quality because he's the champion

https://twitter.com/TajiriBuzzsaw/status/1616223798809989120

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


He's helped train some p.good wrestlers tbh, like Kushida, Yusuke Kodama, Syuri

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

lmao thank you Elgin

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Buy him an account

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

forkboy84 posted:

He's helped train some p.good wrestlers tbh, like Kushida, Yusuke Kodama, Syuri

I do like all three of those people, but not sure it's the most ringing endorsement of his training powers when the most recent of those examples debuted more than a decade ago. It was mostly just a joke about Taj leaving All Japan, showing up in a new promotion and immediately becoming it's champ and taking over the training school

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You've got to admire the hustle.
Japanese Government starts yelling at me
Under no circumstances do you "got to admire" Hustle :ohdear:

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/yukasakazaki/status/1616184573343453184?s=46&t=4mnlCetZiyIKNHTTkEfzAw

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



What a king

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

dude is having a great time, going wild and not bothering anyone else or ruining their experience - you love to see that rare combo

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
https://twitter.com/FlyinBrianJr/status/1616263787933323264

Slap Fighting: So bad, it makes Beepie look reasonable.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Waffleopolis posted:

https://twitter.com/FlyinBrianJr/status/1616263787933323264

Slap Fighting: So bad, it makes Beepie look reasonable.

Beepie is good actually

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Slapfighting is as fake as boxing.

Car jujutsu is the real sport of kings and queens

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/penoakeo/status/1616258637735034880

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Waffleopolis posted:

https://twitter.com/FlyinBrianJr/status/1616263787933323264

Slap Fighting: So bad, it makes Beepie look reasonable.

It's absolutely wild to me that there is a "combat sport" out there that's just hitting each other hard enough to give concussive damage but pretty hard to full out knock someone out.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Ok. A compromise. Dana White can have slap fighting but all the fighters have to be built like Henry Stickmin and they have to play 5 minutes of chess between slaps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hEsX0D-Pa8

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i think slap fighting is funny and similar to when people take way too much steroids or hgh. keep on doing your thing to do. but never force babys to do it. that's quite wrong

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Cavauro posted:

i think slap fighting is funny and similar to when people take way too much steroids or hgh. keep on doing your thing to do. but never force babys to do it. that's quite wrong

Okay but what if the babies volunteer to be in the slap fight

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Sandman McMahon posted:

Okay but what if the babies volunteer to be in the slap fight

Those babies needed to provide for their families, who are you to take away their ability to make money?

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

Cavauro posted:

i think slap fighting is funny and similar to when people take way too much steroids or hgh. keep on doing your thing to do. but never force babys to do it. that's quite wrong

which one, the steroids or the slapping?

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

So when do we get Steroid Baby Slapfights?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

all

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/robfee/status/1616300347957608450

https://twitter.com/robfee/status/1616301853918232578

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

lol that the WWE Director of Longterm Creative is from harlan ky. i'm from the same place with a different name so it's ok for me to laugh

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Have to agree, nothing felt more real than a spooky man making treacle pour out of Warrior's cap (it was still great though).

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
The Blair Witch Project scared me when I was a kid. I don't think Firefly Funhouse is as scary.

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



dromal phrenia posted:

Didn’t he used to mow hardy symbols into his lawn and whatnot?

Feel like there was something like that on the Hardy Compound but I can't find any pics. This def rings a bell though

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I thought Viscera was pretty freaky when I was ten, and Taker doing the eye thing was a bit creepy too. I think I had a short-lived thing about eyes.

Kane going mental after losing his mask had its moments too, though in retrospect it was more funny than scary. The only other time I remember being disturbed by wrestling as a youngster was Brock Lesnar smashing Zach Gowen's one remaining leg into the ring post while Zach's mum begged him to stop.

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



I had a vendetta against the big show for years cause as a kid someone in school had convinced me he had killed Floyd Mayweathers brother and that's why they were having a match at mania


what I'm insinuating is that kids are gullible and would probably be freaked the gently caress out by the fiend

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

BodyMassageMachine posted:

So when do we get Steroid Baby Slapfights?

every tuesday night

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Dr. Baker posted:

The Blair Witch Project scared me when I was a kid. I don't think Firefly Funhouse is as scary.

I also don't find things I know to be fake when I am nearly forty as scary as something I was told was real when I was a literal child.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


lmao

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



further proof the simulation is breaking down: MLW's mythical TV deal has manifested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPg23_8Pdg

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



forkboy84 posted:

He's helped train some p.good wrestlers tbh, like Kushida, Yusuke Kodama, Syuri

There are some things you can't teach

https://twitter.com/KENTAsleep/status/1009438661023236097?t=nk9aZ19yU3Qeuagxc3b9JA&s=19

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



https://twitter.com/JPWARHORSE/status/1616175005812903937

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

arsenicCatnip posted:

Feel like there was something like that on the Hardy Compound but I can't find any pics. This def rings a bell though

Two minutes in.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

never push the spooky guy to the top

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33




Thank you! This is exactly what I was remembering.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

arsenicCatnip posted:

further proof the simulation is breaking down: MLW's mythical TV deal has manifested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPg23_8Pdg

Does the TV deal exist if it's on a channel nobody has heard of or has?

Also, why did they choose the weakest looking spot they could find for the one women's match clip they used? That's a real bad spear.

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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Ganso Bomb posted:

Does the TV deal exist if it's on a channel nobody has heard of or has?

Also, why did they choose the weakest looking spot they could find for the one women's match clip they used? That's a real bad spear.

I mean it worked out for Impact but then again it's pretty easy to get a tv deal when your parent company goes out and buys a tv network to put you on.

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