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Join the navy and they pay you to look at dicks. Also boot camp was just dicks dicks dicks every shower time. Two guys were packin over 10 inches just flaccid flopping around like a drunk snake. As for shy bladders I once sat with an officer for over and hour waiting for him to pee during a uraylsis. Had to witness the pee leaving his body and he was withering in pain trying to force it. lol
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Crab Dad posted:As for shy bladders I once sat with an officer for over and hour waiting for him to pee during a uraylsis. Had to witness the pee leaving his body and he was withering in pain trying to force it. lol Must have been a ROTC commission cause everybody else had to tight quarters group piss at some point.
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TengenNewsEditor posted:Filled with three kinds of "P"-ness. Wait, that's terrible. https://youtu.be/27a-sCu9qhc
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Karate Bastard posted:Welcome to the dicklocker! https://youtu.be/MkDopNbai0s
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Karate Bastard posted:Welcome to the dicklocker! These were common in the old dutch sections of New York
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The Mens Room regulations require you to lock eyes with the first penis you see when you walk in
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Paper Tiger posted:The worst part of using one of these is when you're wearing shorts, and you feel backsplash against your shins... and you haven't even unzipped yet add sandals for the full experience.
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Renreeja posted:Did anybody here have shy bladder? I did for a long time after getting an appendicitis surgery. it made urinal pissing a daring and risky affair, cause I would fear standing there with no pissing sound or stream with no dividers would lead others to conclude i was wackin it or something, which increased the anxiety and inability to piss. 
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Bar Ran Dun posted:Must have been a ROTC commission cause everybody else had to tight quarters group piss at some point. Nah he was just some weirdo. We got to talking over the hour and we figured out how to make him piss. Turns out his major hang-up about it was being observed having someone watching him pee. So we dragged a chair into the stall and I stood on it so nobody could see me watching him in the stall and he was able to squeeze out enough to fill the cup.
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Crab Dad posted:So we dragged a chair into the stall and I stood on it so nobody could see me watching him in the stall and he was able to squeeze out enough to fill the cup. Man you could of saved all that effort of dragging a chair in their if he'd just piggybacked you while he went. Work smarter not harder!
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Cacafuego posted:They pissed in the sink? The ying to the yang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q
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A Knickerbocker dick locker if you will
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The imgur poster says this was taken a day after a rattlesnake bite.
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Humphreys posted:I saw them at Good Things in Sydney and they were sadly slated in conjunction with the headliner act and I legit could hear The Gurg from the pit of Stage 1, a smile formed knowing they turned it to 11 I saw them 10 years ago when they opened for Devo in Adelaide and boy howdy that song got a variety of reactions from the older cohort in attendance.
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Oh yeah, the swelling from some snakebites is insane. I got chewed on by a hognose once (a very mildly venomous snake) because I smelled like rats, and for 2 days my hand was the size of a softball and I couldn't bend my fingers at all.
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Dick Fontaine posted:It’s real rare that you unavoidably have to see a dick, but the option is usually there if you want to. That’s the
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Crab Dad posted:Join the navy and they pay you to look at dicks. How many times did he fart trying to force it out?
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Cartoon Man posted:The imgur poster says this was taken a day after a rattlesnake bite. First time I actually checked that my monitor is on
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:How many times did he fart trying to force it out? I would have remembered if he did I think.
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Ironically the start and end of my pee shyness were both at drive in movies. I remember being at a drive in movie when I was 12 or 13 years old. They were showing Austin Powers in Goldmember. I got out of the car to take a pee, and never had any issues before. But all of a sudden I’m just standing there at the urinal with a few other guys… and I’m just NOT PEEING. And I remember thinking… they know I’m not peeing. I just couldn’t pee. No idea what weird switch was flipped in that moment. Pee shyness affected me for the next twenty years. Until last summer when I was at yet another drive in move. I think it was Black Phone. And I’m telling my wife about my pee shyness, and she asked if I ever tried to fix it. And I was like… no? So I googled how to cure pee shyness, and someone just said “relax your butthole”. It was just crazy enough to work. I went to the bathroom and saw a perfect opportunity. Empty urinal between two pissing dudes. I walked right in and got my hog out. Tried to pee, and couldn’t, but I mentally checked in on my butthole and it was totally not relaxed. I just closed my eyes and thought of Goatse and released my butthole. Totally relaxed. And the pee started flowing. Cured.
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Please don't relax your butthole bloodfart
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One of the symptoms of my parkinson's is my right hand starts flopping around when I urinate, so I have to plant it flat on the wall whenever I use a urinal so it doesn't look like I'm going to town on myself.
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I never experienced pee shyness until a friend brought it up. I'd just come back from the john at a bar and he said, "You took a piss? In public? I just can't do it; if someone shows up next to me I just can't pee. I just wait until I get home." It's been touch and go after that for a long, long time. Hasn't been a problem lately with the amount of water I down thanks to the ever-present HydroFlask. PROTip: as soon as you step up to the urinal, give it a flush. It gets rid of the pee from the last fella, provides some audio stimulation to get you in the mood to pee, and provides cover: maybe you had a short piss that was drowned out by the urinal flushing!
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:One of the symptoms of my parkinson's is my right hand starts flopping around when I urinate, so I have to plant it flat on the wall whenever I use a urinal so it doesn't look like I'm going to town on myself. Can you not just explain to the person next to you that you are not in fact jerking off at the urinal despite looking like you are jerking off at the urinal? 
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Manager Hoyden posted:Can you not just explain to the person next to you that you are not in fact jerking off at the urinal despite looking like you are jerking off at the urinal? It could be easily explained by having a t-shirt stating that they are not, in fact, jerking off at the urinal.
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Also it sounds like it would be easy to just lean into it and jerk off at the urinal
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I've heard that running through multiplication tables is a pretty effective way to overcome pee shyness. Can anyone confirm?
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Lt. Cock posted:Also it sounds like it would be easy to just lean into it and jerk off at the urinal Urinals are generally not very sexy though.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:One of the symptoms of my parkinson's is my right hand starts flopping around when I urinate, so I have to plant it flat on the wall whenever I use a urinal so it doesn't look like I'm going to town on myself. Hands on your hips. Power pose. No one is gonna piss next to you if you're standing like Superman on the edge of a skyscraper. Your aim may suffer, but who cares? You've got confidence on your side.
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Stoatbringer posted:Urinals are generally not very sexy though. All the dicklookers in this thread would disagree friend Lay down on top of the complementary ice in the dick-hangin' trough and get a good look at all them dicks
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ultrafilter posted:I've heard that running through multiplication tables is a pretty effective way to overcome pee shyness. Can anyone confirm? Can confirm, I got so good at it that I could just think the number "1" and start peeing. Although I recently made the mistake of continuing on to "2" whereupon I immediately poo poo my pants
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Stoatbringer posted:Urinals are generally not very sexy though. Tell that to my boy Spyder. The last time I saw him he was homeless. Probably on account of his insatiable urge to jerk himself off to other dudes dicks at the urinal. He’s a free range cock sniper now.
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Stoatbringer posted:Urinals are generally not very sexy though. 
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Rock hard, at the Hard Rock.
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Practically begging me to poo poo in it
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