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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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naem
May 29, 2011

https://imgur.com/gallery/ymgWUrL

https://i.imgur.com/lQoYLme.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Saw the little microphone, hoped this would involve a little crab interview, was not disappointed.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Saw the little microphone, hoped this would involve a little crab interview, was not disappointed.

I like how she accessorized to match her crab. Also was expecting an edit with a “gently caress off” somewhere towards the end, although that would invalidate the neato :science:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/ymgWUrL.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/alaskanime/status/1613813791808180224

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Time for crab: Fig. 483. D, perfect form


Meanwhile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1um-DHqiqA
Do not eat the crab

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/glurb_/status/1608614452324368384?s=20

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Snip snop, rear end in a top hat

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Something something snoparazzi.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Bored posted:

Something something snoparazzi.

Sorry for the mental image in such a blessed thread, but I just got this email and had to post it somewhere.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Wifi Toilet posted:

Sorry for the mental image in such a blessed thread, but I just got this email and had to post it somewhere.



Wait, wasn’t this covered in the thread, though?


Ffffffff, I can’t find the “late to work due to giant, city-devouring crab” twitter thread. It’s in this thread at least twice.

naem
May 29, 2011

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Time for crab: Fig. 483. D, perfect form


Meanwhile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1um-DHqiqA
Do not eat the crab

lmao

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I'm Gonna Snip You Sucka

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



but who uploaded the photo??

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rodq6yxojH1s1ddrj_720.mp4

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I guess I bought the cheaper version of that crab toy, I love the mechanism that drives it but it’s wind-up so short life. That one has motion/light sensors so it skitters when you try to get it (supposedly).

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Welp:


https://a.aliexpress.com/_mqJcEwE

repugnant
Jun 29, 2005

You can only think of me.

Elden Ring DLC lookin good

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Show us the extra finger, you cowards :arghfist:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
For all your cabling crabling needs:

https://a.aliexpress.com/_mtStisO

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jan 19, 2023

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



I keep a little crab in my crab cavity.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I was looking back at our favorite desk-crab buddies, and someone took it to the next logical step:

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



Creative Finger Hermit Crab Sculpture Horrible Finger Resin Ornaments Decorative Creative Props Artwork Decoration

Edit: Do not go on aliexpress and search "creb" you get a very gross photo of an anus before and after using a certain crem

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Oh, sorry for your pain there.

I have a thought for a new thread mascot:

Thoughts?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Somebody needs to get on it and make :crabdab: a thing

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Also, there is a whole line of crab action figures:


Fully posable

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Now with Kung-Fu Snip!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Aw drat, not the crab again!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

There it is! Now where is the screenshot of the accompanying Twitter thread?

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Alucard posted:

Now with Kung-Fu Snip!

New thread title, please

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Powerful Katrinka posted:

New thread title, please

You got it!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Captain Hygiene posted:

Aw drat, not the crab again!

https://twitter.com/occultomundi/status/1396505863377113088

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

:yeeclaw:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I do think those pictures are cool but it's sort of irresponsible to scaremonger about stuff like that. There is pretty strong consensus among scientists that giant crabs will be good for us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uq9pp586AE

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I just wonder what Leon's up to!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfPibOtPJ4k&t=2s

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