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I feel like one of the Pauls or some other idiot youtuber with a young gamer fanbase would've been a much smarter move, but, lmao
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Jan 20, 2023 22:32
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DeeplyConcerned posted:I was writing C in the 90s. I know how computers work. careful, that's probatable now lol
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Jan 20, 2023 22:42
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Code Jockey posted:I feel like one of the Pauls or some other idiot youtuber with a young gamer fanbase would've been a much smarter move, but, lmao Has elon ever shown the ability to strategize? I’m assuming he just likes catturd, they seem like brothers in comedy.
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Jan 20, 2023 23:00
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Conservatives love whiny entitled boomers, and catturd is the whiniest, most entitled, most boomer poster
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Jan 20, 2023 23:03
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Not seeing nearly as many emptyquotes today, is something going on with the servers?
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Jan 20, 2023 23:06
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Konar posted:Not seeing nearly as many emptyquotes today, is something going on with the servers?
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Jan 20, 2023 23:23
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Wasn’t he in court today for tweet fraud?
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Jan 20, 2023 23:29
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Zil posted:If you talk about suing your Tesla slams into a wall the next chance it gets. Sure, that sounds dangerous, but I honestly kind of doubt whether a Tesla actually could hit one on purpose.
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Jan 20, 2023 23:38
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The formerly richest person in the world is spending his afternoon personally looking into why too few people are looking at what a man who calls himself Cat Turd 2 is saying on the Internet.
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Jan 20, 2023 23:45
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I have never in my life seen a more compelling argument for a wealth tax.
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Jan 20, 2023 23:46
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Time_pants posted:Sure, that sounds dangerous, but I honestly kind of doubt whether a Tesla actually could hit one on purpose. The ultimate game is to see how long your tesla can fling you at things and miss
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Jan 20, 2023 23:47
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ColdPie posted:I have never in my life seen a more compelling argument for a guillotine.
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Jan 20, 2023 23:47
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I wonder how many of the turd's followers used third party apps lol
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Jan 20, 2023 23:49
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How many bot farms do you think use the official website or app?
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Jan 20, 2023 23:50
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rotinaj posted:The ultimate game is to see how long your tesla can fling you at things and miss Concerning
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Jan 20, 2023 23:51
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so are we just dismissing the possibility it was a rouge programmer at twitter??
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Jan 20, 2023 23:51
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Herstory Begins Now posted:careful, that's probatable now lol
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Jan 20, 2023 23:53
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Elon loves cattird. Dogs love cat turds. Is Elon a dog? somebody pet Elon, and see what happens. I would do it myself, but I'm on the other side of the country. Who has what it takes to touch Elon for science?
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Jan 20, 2023 23:57
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So I think your all missing the 420d chess that musk is playing at here, if he bans 3rd party apps that means less people will be using twitter which means he can un-plug more servers saving a bunch of money and making twitter more money than ever!!! You all obviously arn't smart business like peoples!
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Elon loves cattird. Dogs love cat turds. Is Elon a dog? somebody pet Elon, and see what happens. I would do it myself, but I'm on the other side of the country. Who has what it takes to touch Elon for science? Now I wanna see a pimp claim 70% of a horse
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Code Jockey posted:I feel like one of the Pauls or some other idiot youtuber with a young gamer fanbase would've been a much smarter move, but, lmao The Quartering had Elonk's ear bent for like an hour or two, but then Musk clearly got weirded out by his drunken "DADDY FINALLY NOTICED MEEEEEEEE  " meltdown and ghosted him.
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Herstory Begins Now posted:careful, that's probatable now lol  [shots fired]
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goatface posted:How many bot farms do you think use the official website or app? this is the answer btw
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Lol, Elon letting himself get pushed around in public by third-rate chudosphere posters. Elon might think he wants Trump back on Twitter, but that's clearly just going to end with Trump bullying him relentlessly. If I remember my schooldays correctly, bullies could smell those guys who'd grovel for their approval a mile away and would never go easy on them.
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Jan 21, 2023 01:10
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Twitter, only its a Voltron made up of Trump, Elon, Ye, Tate, and Jorp.
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Jan 21, 2023 01:43
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Has Twitter user Catturd2 considered writing funny or informative tweets to up his engagement? According to Elon that’s all you need to do, and he’d know! He likes tweeting so much he bought the company! Perhaps Cattird2 could even try following Elon on Twitter.com for more top tips to get people to smash that like button!
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Jan 21, 2023 01:43
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rotinaj posted:The ultimate game is to see how long your tesla can fling you at things and miss Ah, Musk's genius is now clear. He's trying to develop a flying car via the Douglas Adams method.
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War Wizard posted:Twitter, only its a Voltron made up of Trump, Elon, Ye, Tate, and Jorp. Ye’s too spicy, swap him out with Chappelle
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Jan 21, 2023 02:01
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guy with a post history of 3 word white noise posts: clearly there is a plot to suppress my fans
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also lol that elon is the confirmed biggest loser in human history
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Jan 21, 2023 02:03
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Nooner posted:It's called a parking lot not a car park you loving foreigner 
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Jan 21, 2023 02:17
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ah yes, the thread's greatest hits
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Jan 21, 2023 02:29
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wtf not literally a single person came to my birthday party, i wanted presents this is stupid, everyone in my class is a piece of poo poo. that’s why i draw me killing them in my school notebook. they could have fixed it by coming to my party, i was gonna show them my new knife. ugh!!! dog: looking into it
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Time_pants posted:Sure, that sounds dangerous, but I honestly kind of doubt whether a Tesla actually could hit one on purpose. As we all know, Teslas are bad at recognizing stationary objects
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twitters next big feature is rolling back a change they just made and pissed everyone off https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1616594332907372544 
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Steadiman posted:Has Twitter user Catturd2 considered writing funny or informative tweets to up his engagement? According to Elon that’s all you need to do, and he’d know! He likes tweeting so much he bought the company! Perhaps Cattird2 could even try following Elon on Twitter.com for more top tips to get people to smash that like button! It's not responsibility to drive views and engagement, that's what he's paying $
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Hopper posted:Cybertruck will never be street legal in Europe. The body and the "shatter proof" glass would never in a million years pass road safety evaluation. Plus any self driving is off the table as well. Thank god. Where we're going we won't need roads *Accelerates off dealership into elementary school*
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Outrail posted:Where we're going we won't need roads Do not give Elon the idea to put a nuclear reactor in the Cybertruk like Doc Brown did to the DeLorean.
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